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| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 6265 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 30 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 37 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join because, like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds.
also, like, did you know that if you join, you get a pet dragon that can fly you around the map and breathe fire on all the creepers? yeah, it’s totally true, bro.
oh, and, like, the best part is that we have a secret portal that takes you to a magical land where you can ride unicorns and fight off evil witches with your enchanted sword.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior of all time!
