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| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 3220 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 11 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
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