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CologneCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4684
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Star Shards Collected:	77	Endless Night Skies:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mines Excavated:	4860	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of receiving expensive cologne for your birthday instead of the things you actually need? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where cologne costs more than your laptop! Our server is filled with diamond blocks just waiting for you to mine them and sell for a profit. Who needs cologne when you can smell like success with all the riches you’ll find on our server?

Forget about family drama and join us for a wild adventure where the only thing you’ll be ungrateful for is not joining sooner. Build your dream mansion out of emerald blocks, ride a pig into battle against creepers, and show your mom just how grateful you can be when you’re living your best Minecraft life. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn virtual riches into real-life happiness on our server. Join now and start your journey to becoming the wealthiest player in the Minecraft universe!

Brits Gone Wild: Minecraft Madness

advice, Bonding, British, Brits, Communication, Community, Connection, culture, DATING, Edition, emotions, experiences, feelings, friendship, love, madness, Minecraft, new bf, relationships, sharing, Social, society, Support, Wild

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5895
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Enchantments Applied:	82	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8673

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you wish you had a Minecraft boyfriend to build cute little houses with and go on adventures together? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you to find your new blocky beau!

Join us and you’ll be surrounded by hunky Minecraft hunks who are ready to shower you with virtual flowers and protect you from creepers. Who needs a real-life boyfriend when you can have a pixelated prince charming by your side?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Love Potion, a magical elixir that will make any player fall head over heels in love with you. Just imagine all the heart emojis and virtual kisses you’ll be getting!

So come on, join us and find your new Minecraft boyfriend today. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your happily ever after in this pixelated paradise!

TomboyCraft: Where badass chicks rule the blocky world!

badass, blocky, breaking boundaries, challenging expectations, chicks, Confidence, empowerment, equality, female archetype, feminism, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, INDEPENDENCE, Individuality, nonconformity, Rebellion, rule, Self-expression, societal norms, Stereotypes, Strong Women, TomboyCraft, Tomboys, Unconventional, world

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6764
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	358	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of boring, basic female characters in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where tomboys reign supreme! Why settle for princesses and damsels in distress when you can join a community of fierce, independent tomboys who know how to hold their own in a fight?

Join us and experience a world where tomboys are the ultimate warriors, dominating every battle with their unmatched strength and agility. From building epic fortresses to taking down mobs with ease, our tomboy players are always up for a challenge.

But that’s not all – on our server, tomboys also have the best fashion sense. Forget frilly dresses and sparkly accessories, our tomboys rock badass armor and stylish combat boots. Who says you can’t slay monsters and look fabulous at the same time?

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner tomboy and show the world what you’re made of, join our server today. Trust us, once you go tomboy, you’ll never go back!

Pixel Purgatory: ‘Do I pass?’

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3505
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2813
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join the fun! Join us now and experience the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly epic. So, do I pass? Oh, you bet your diamond sword you do!

Tourist Trap: White Tourists Beware in Japanese Subway Minecraft Server

advertising, BEWARE, Communication, Cultural, Diversity, foreign visitors, International, Japan, japanese, Japanese subway, Marketing, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Poster, Promotion, public transportation, Server, Subway, subway stations, Targeting, tourism, tourism industry, Tourist, tourist attractions, Tourists, trap, travel, White, white tourists

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6169
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Are you tired of getting lost in the confusing maze of Japanese subway stations? Do you constantly find yourself accidentally ending up in the wrong city? Well, fear not my fellow white tourists, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through intricate subway systems without the risk of missing your stop and ending up in a completely different prefecture. Our virtual subway stations are filled with helpful signs, friendly NPCs, and even a secret warp zone that takes you straight to your destination in a blink of an eye.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within the depths of our server lies a hidden underground city where the locals are actually friendly and don’t judge you for being a lost tourist. Explore the bustling streets, visit the quirky shops, and maybe even stumble upon a secret hot spring where you can relax and unwind after a long day of subway adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to getting lost in translation in the real world. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

SharkyCraft: Where Sharks Rule and Wives are Cute!

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4217
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Potions Brewed:	189	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have a cute shark wife! That’s right, not only can you mine for diamonds and build epic structures, but you can also swim with your adorable shark spouse who loves to cuddle and play fetch with seaweed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where pigs fly and rain bacon down upon you as you climb to the top. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the mystical Unicorn Valley, where rainbow-colored horses roam free and grant wishes to those who are pure of heart.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where the possibilities are as endless as the laughs you’ll have with your shark wife by your side.

Blocky McBlockface: Where Even Your Mom Thinks You’re Cool

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8739
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Emeralds Found:	7892	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	133	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or if you want to build a castle made entirely out of TNT.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos we bring.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?)

Hindu Invaders LOLz – /shit/ Minecraft Server

BROWN, Hand, Hindu, India, Indian Immigration, Invaders, lolz, Minecraft, Political, rakesh, Sati, Server, Shit, STOP HINDU INVADERS, tranny, White

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4752
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Void Gems Collected:	29
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we discuss the most pressing issue of Indian Immigration! Join us and become a part of the chaos as we debate who is truly Indian based on their hand posting abilities. Don’t worry, if you support India but refuse to post your hand, you’ll automatically be deemed Indian with no way out. It’s not because you’re too white or have nothing to prove, it’s just because your name is now officially Rakesh. And if that wasn’t wild enough, get ready for some intense political discussions and maybe even a few trannies thrown in for good measure. Come join us on this rollercoaster of a server, where anything goes and nothing is off limits!

Serious Question: Can You Survive This Minecraft Madness?

employee dissatisfaction, employee guidance, employee supervision, factory hierarchy, factory operations, factory work, ineffective management, laborer supervision, lack of leadership, madness, managerial accountability, managerial incompetence, managerial responsibilities, middle management criticism, middle managers, Minecraft, production oversight, question.., supervisors, SURVIVE, task delegation, training new employees, warehouse management, workplace inefficiency

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3554
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Buildings Constructed:	22

Are you tired of middle-managers who do absolutely nothing except sit in their office and chat with their buddies? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join our server where middle-managers actually DO stuff, like guiding players on their tasks, training newbies, and making sure everyone is on the right track.

Forget about lazy managers who don’t do anything productive, our middle-managers will make sure you’re always producing the correct blocks, not sleeping on the job, and running the right stuff. Plus, they’ll actually come check on you in the warehouse instead of hiding in their office all day!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server where middle-managers are actually useful and not just useless NPCs, join us now and experience the most efficient and hilarious management team in the game. Who knows, you might even get promoted to middle-manager yourself and show them how it’s really done!

Crafty AF: Know the difference between a creeper and your ex

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	473
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Animals Bred:	112
Divine Spears Created:	21	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs! Imagine the riches you could have with just a few clucks!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the infamous Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you’ll never want to leave!

Crafty Confederates: Where Democrats Rule the Minecraft World!

american history, civil war, confederates, Conspiracy Theory, controversy, Crafty, democrats, Democrats vs Confederates, flag controversy, flag symbolism, flies CSA flag, History, Interpretation, Minecraft, partisan politics, party affiliation, Political, political beliefs, political commentary, rule, Southern Democrats, Southern heritage, Symbolism, world

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5832
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Emeralds Found:	3821	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old flags and factions? Well, look no further because on our server, the Democrats are actually Confederates! That’s right, you’ll see players flying the CSA flag proudly as they build their empires and battle it out for supremacy. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate this crazy world where everything is turned upside down. Who knows what other surprises await you on this wacky server? Join now and see for yourself!