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| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 4369 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 303 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 2934 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5206 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 |
Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and a community so wild you’ll be questioning if you’re still playing Minecraft or if you’ve entered a parallel universe. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a secret agent working for the government and the only way to defeat it is by wearing a tinfoil hat while singing the national anthem backwards. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you can survive the madness!
