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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 9363 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2494 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! If you join our SMP, you’ll get to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a spoon. Plus, our community is so dope, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the shenanigans that go down in our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of all time. And remember, losing 1 hp is just the beginning of the madness!