18. Relationship expectations Minecraft Servers

R9K Dating Myths Minecraft Server

10. Clumsiness, 11. Anime nerds, 12. Gamer girls, 13. Nerd stereotypes, 14. Flat chest, 15. Breast size preferences, 16. Cheating, 17. Men’s lies, 18. Relationship expectations, 19. Gender stereotypes, 2. Dating lies, 20. Body image., 3. Hairy pits, 4. Shaving preferences, 5. Body hair, 6. Hygiene, 7. Body odor, 8. Natural pheromones, 9. Shyness, DATING, Lies men tell women, Minecraft, Myths, r9k, Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7653
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Falling into the Void:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	1748
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join now for hairy pits and VagYeah jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, we guarantee a stink-free environment because let’s be real, nobody likes a smelly player.

But wait, there’s more! Are you tired of being shy or clumsy in real life? Well, on our server, that’s a bonus! Embrace your awkwardness and watch as it becomes your superpower in the Minecraft world. And don’t even get us started on being an anime nerd or a “le gamer gurl.” On our server, that’s not just accepted, it’s celebrated!

And for all the flat-chested players out there, we see you and we got you. No more lies about men loving flat chests, because on our server, we know the truth. Join now and let your personality shine brighter than any big breasts ever could. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the hilarity ensue!

AnimeBoobiesMC SMP

animation, Anime, anime culture, AnimeBoobiesMC, body image, Boobs, bust size, character design, controversy, entertainment industry, Evolution, Fan Service, FANTASY, female representation, gender stereotypes, large bust, Media influence, objectification, Sexualization, smp, societal norms, trend

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6051
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Dragons Tamed:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing bigger than the builds are the bust sizes? Look no further! Our server is known for its massive structures and even bigger personalities.

Rumor has it that the reason for the increase in bust sizes is due to a glitch in the game that accidentally enlarged players’ chests instead of their storage space. But hey, who’s complaining?

Join us for a chest-tacular experience full of laughs, epic battles, and of course, some seriously impressive builds. So come on and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe your chest size.

GrandmaGamer’s Minecraft Server

birthday party scheduling, family celebrations, Family commitments, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family loyalty, family obligations., family priorities, family relationships, family responsibilities, family traditions, Family Values, granddaughter’s 3rd birthday party, GrandmaGamers, grandparenting, Minecraft, missed events, Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4113
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Gods Slained:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of family commitments? Look no further than our server! We won’t guilt trip you into missing out on important events just to play Minecraft, unlike some people we know.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that won’t make you choose between virtual blocks and family time. Plus, we promise not to ban you for attending your granddaughter’s birthday party or baptism – we’re not heartless like some server admins out there.

So come on over and join us for a server experience that values real-life connections over virtual ones. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a group of friends who won’t ditch you for a blocky world.

SisWantsWifeFitz

anger, Charity, clothes, corporate lawyer, death, donation, emotional blackmail, family, Grief, Inheritance, mediator., Memories, mourning, ovarian cancer, relationships, Resentment, selfish, sister, SisWantsWifeFitz, Wife, Womens Shelter

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4101
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the real-life craziness and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us and leave behind the family drama, like the one this player experienced with his sister and mom fighting over clothes at a wake. On our server, the only fights you’ll have are epic battles against mobs and bosses!

Forget about selfish cows like the player’s sister – on our server, everyone works together to build amazing structures and conquer challenges. Plus, we donate virtual items to in-game shelters to help players in need (no real-life drama involved)!

So come on over and join our Minecraft server – where the only tears shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have!

YoloCraft SMP – Born to Die

Born, Contemplating life, death, Die, embracing mortality, existential crisis, existential dread, existential questions, existential reflection, existentialism, facing mortality, human condition, inevitability, life and death, life purpose, meaning of life, mortality, mortality acceptance, mortality awareness, nihilism, philosophy, questioning existence, smp, yolocraft

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1483
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we answer life’s biggest questions like “What’s the point of being born if we’re all going to die anyway?” But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of distractions to keep you from existential dread!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying chickens, build your own rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or participate in our annual llama fashion show (last year’s winner wore a top hat and monocle)!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance partners. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing!

So why wait for the inevitable end when you can join our Minecraft SMP and make the most out of your virtual life? Who knows, you might just find the meaning of it all in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities and ridiculous shenanigans.

Love Triangle Craft

BETRAYAL, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, confusion, Craft, DATING, emotional turmoil, emotions, feelings, forgiveness, HEARTBREAK, Honesty, Infidelity, Jealousy, love, monogamy, Passion, Polyamory, relationships, Triangle, Trust

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6293
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Votes:	3490
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Dimension Hops:	2

Are you tired of being torn between two lovers in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can have as many virtual crushes as you want without any drama! Build a love triangle castle, go on romantic pixelated dates, and see if you can juggle multiple relationships without getting caught. Who needs real love when you have endless possibilities in the world of blocks and creepers? Join now and let the love polygons begin!

Jap4DayWorkWeekCraft

4-day workweek, Citizens, culture, Economy, efficiency, employment, Government, Hardworking, initiative, innovation, Jap4DayWorkWeekCraft, Japan, Labor, mental health, Overtime, policy, productivity, society, well-being, work-life balance, workweek.

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9071
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Animals Bred:	178	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Emeralds Found:	7694	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a 4-day workweek just like Japan!!! no more grindin’ away at that 9-5 job, now you can spend more time building epic creations in minecraft!!! plus, rumor has it that the japanese government is actually secretly run by a group of minecraft players who are trying to find the best builders to join their ranks and take over the world!!! so come join us and show off your building skills, maybe you’ll impress the secret minecraft overlords and become the ruler of japan!!! or at least have a fun time playing minecraft with a bunch of other crazy players who love to build and explore!!! so what are you waiting for??? join now and start your journey to minecraft domination!!!

MorphineEnsembleCraft

activity changes, Brain, Brains, Ensemble, group, Mapped, morphine, morphine ensemble, MorphineEnsembleCraft, Network, neural, neural processes, neurons, Pain, pain relief, processes, Relief, researchers, rostral ventromedial medulla, Target

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9540
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server is like, the morphine of all servers, bro. We got this crazy neural process going on where we target a group of neurons in your brain’s rostral ventromedial medulla. It’s like we form this sick ‘morphine ensemble’ that changes to give you ultimate pain relief from all the boring servers out there. Join us and experience a high like no other, man. It’s like your brain is on a rollercoaster of fun and excitement. Don’t miss out on this wild ride, come join the madness now!

Konohaven: Where Minecraft meets adulting and hermit crabs chat casually in your ear

adulting, Basic info, build projects, casually, Challenges, Chat, Community, competitive environment, crabs, diamond-based economy, Ear, Enderman Griefing, Events, Fabric, Fire-Tick, fit, hard difficulty, Hermit, Items, Join, Konohaven, Live Map, meets, Minecraft, multiplayer server, Neighborhood, Phantoms Disabled, Pricing, quality of life mods, rules, season 3, shop themes, Shops, Single player sleep, smp, try, Vanilla, Virginia

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6782
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Konohaven Season 3 Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.21 Fabric
Location	Eastern US (Virginia)
Difficulty	Hard
Modifications	Fire-Tick, Enderman Griefing, and Phantoms DisabledSingle-Player SleepLive Map (Pl3xmap)Optional Simple Voice Chat mod
Economy	Diamond based player-run shop economy

Additional Details

Shops: Minimal rules on shop themes or pricing, friendly competitive environment.
Events and Challenges: Plenty of unique rewards, karaoke, holiday-themed events, community build projects, and more.
Custom Models: Custom items and hat models requiring lightweight resource pack to view.
Community Based Server: Play together or solo, players from US, Canada, and Europe.

How to Whitelist:

Join our Discord.
Read our most up to date rules, requirements, and policies.
Click apply in #whitelist-application channel under support to start the whitelist application process.

Frequently Asked Questions

Can I join the server if I am not 18+?

Generally, players must be 18+ to apply for whitelist, but there are exceptions. Please contact the server staff for more information.

Are there any rules against griefing or stealing?

Yes, griefing and stealing are not allowed on the server. Players are encouraged to build and play in a friendly and respectful manner.

Are there any restrictions on building or creativity?

There are minimal restrictions on building themes or creativity. Players are encouraged to express themselves through their builds as long as they follow the server rules.

Can I run my own shop on the server?

Yes, players are encouraged to run their own shops using the diamond-based player-run shop economy system. However, please ensure that your shop is in line with the overall friendly environment of the server.

What kind of events and challenges can I expect on the server?

There will be plenty of events and challenges with unique rewards, such as custom hats and knockback sticks. Players can participate in karaoke nights, holiday-themed events, community build projects, and more!

ChillCraft Minecraft Server

calm down, Chill out, Chillcraft, de-stress, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, inner peace, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, Peace of mind, positive vibes, Relax, relaxation techniques, self-care, Serenity, Server, Stress Management, stress relief, take it easy, Tranquility, unwind, VT

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9725
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8378

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly like a majestic unicorn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Just remember to watch out for the lava-filled roller coaster and the mischievous Endermen who like to steal your socks. Trust us, you won’t find a server quite like this anywhere else.

SMPAutismCraft – Does /a/ stand for “autism”? Minecraft SMP

ASD, autism, Autism Spectrum Disorder, behavioral therapy, brain development, communication disorder, developmental delays, early intervention, environmental factors, genetic factors, Minecraft, neurodevelopmental disorder, neurological differences, repetitive behaviors, sensory sensitivities, smp, SMPAutismCraft, social communication, Social Interaction, Social Skills, social understanding, special education, speech therapy, Stand

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6604
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our annual “Chicken Jousting” tournament where players ride chickens and try to knock each other off with sticks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “TNT Olympics” where players compete in explosive events like “Creeper Dodgeball” and “Ender Dragon Egg Toss”. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where villagers breakdance to dubstep music.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life! And remember, on our server, /a/ stands for “absolutely bonkers”.