18. Hair follicles Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MinecraftMammoth

10. Genetics, 11. Skin care, 12. Hair growth, 13. Fashion trends, 14. Beauty standards, 15. Social expectations, 16. Self-image, 17. Natural selection, 18. Hair follicles, 19. Dermatology, 2. Mammals, 20. Evolutionary biology., 3. Body hair, 4. Evolution, 5. Grooming, 6. Personal hygiene, 7. Hair removal, 8. Cultural norms, 9. Biology, humans, MinecraftMammoth

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9174
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

so, like, have u ever wondered why we, like, shave our body hair even tho we’re mammals? well, on this epic minecraft server, we embrace our inner mammals and let our body hair grow wild and free! join us for the ultimate hairy adventure where u can show off ur luscious locks and be one with nature!

but that’s not all, on this server, we have a secret underground society of talking animals who have formed their own civilization. u can trade with them, go on quests, and even ride on the back of a giant talking squirrel! it’s a wild ride, literally!

and if u ever get tired of being a human with body hair, u can transform into a mystical creature like a unicorn or a dragon. fly through the skies, breathe fire, and show off ur magical powers to all the other players. it’s a whole new level of minecraft fun!

so, if u’re ready to embrace ur inner mammal, hang out with talking animals, and become a magical creature, then join us on this crazy minecraft server. who needs body hair when u can have all this epicness instead? let’s get hairy, baby!

Blocky LOLs: ‘>YLYL’ Minecraft Server

blocky, comedy, Comical, Entertainment, funny, gtYLYL, haha, hilarious, humor, internet culture, jokes, LAUGH, laughs, lmfao, lol, lols, memes, Minecraft, rofl, Server, silly, social media, trending, viral, ylyl

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3594
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Join us if you want to ROFL all day long with our hilarious community of players.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds. But when they tried to take them, the diamonds turned into dancing llamas! True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Our server has a YOLO zone where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops rainbows. It’s like a magical LOL dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

Disclaimer: No llamas were harmed in the making of this server.

GobbleCraft: Where IQs are higher than turkeys

87, 89, Abilities, Analysis, average IQ, capacity, Cognitive, comparison, data, Decline, Decrease, DROPPED, GobbleCraft, higher, intelligence, IQs, Measurement, Mental, Population, statistics, study, trend, turkey, Turkeys

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2916
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	335	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	476737	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server so lit that it actually makes turkeys smarter? Well, our server is so 🔥🔥 that the average IQ of Turkey has dropped from 89 to 87 just from playing on it! 🦃🧠

Join us for some epic adventures and mind-blowing challenges that will have you questioning reality. Our server is like a virtual rollercoaster ride, except instead of loops and drops, you’ll be facing off against zombie pigmen and building epic castles with your friends.

So why wait? Come join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the web. Who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock the secret to turkey intelligence while you’re at it! 🤪🦃🎮

Creepers R Us: ‘There, he said it’

1. There, 10. straightforwardness, 11. assertiveness, 12. expression, 13. declaration, 14. statement, 15. conversation, 16. dialogue, 17. interpretation, 18. perception, 19. Understanding, 2. he said it, 20. perspective., 3. Stop spinning, 4. narratives, 5. communication, 6. honesty, 7. clarity, 8. directness, 9. truthfulness, CREEPERS

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7295
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Potions Brewed:	106
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Buildings Constructed:	50
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, STOP spinning your own narratives and join our server for a wild ride like no other!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden diamond castle guarded by llamas in tuxedos. Legend has it that whoever finds this castle will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden carrots for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret disco party where players can dance the night away with creeper DJs spinning the hottest tunes. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

KraftyKino: Level Up Your LOLs!

cinematic experience, cinematic journey, film analysis, film appreciation, film buffs, film critique, film culture, film discussion, film enthusiasts, film experience, film studies, film theory, higher order kino, immersive cinema, kino experience, KraftyKino, LEVEL, lols, movie lovers, movie magic, next level kino, ready for kino, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4146
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Are you ready for a Minecraft server experience that will blow your mind and take you to a whole new level of fun?

Join our server and prepare for epic adventures that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Our world is filled with ridiculously awesome builds, crazy mini-games, and insane challenges that will test your skills to the max.

But that’s not all – we also have unicorns roaming the land, dragons guarding hidden treasures, and aliens dropping in from outer space to join the fun. You never know what weird and wonderful surprises await you around every corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pixel Pals: Where Palestine Doesn’t Exist!

#youtube, AMERICANS, Anons, banned, Bible verses, channel, Christ haters, controversy, discussion, doesnt, exalt Israel, Exist, false Christian, frens, Jews, Misinformation, misinformed, palestine, PALS, PIXEL, synagogue of Satan, unwavering support, Video

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7350
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	25
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world! Join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have NO SUCH THING AS PALESTINE!!! That’s right, you heard it here first folks! We don’t follow the rules of reality, we make our own rules here.

But wait, there’s more! We have Christ haters, false Christians, and Americans exalting Israel and Jews all in one place! It’s a wild ride, let me tell you. Our server is like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form.

Join now and witness the drama unfold! Who knows, you might even get banned for being “totally lost” like some of our other players. It’s all part of the fun on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

Crafty28 – Building Blocks and Birthday Cake!

adulting, Birthday, blocks, building, Cake, celebration, Crafty28, family, futureplans, growingup, independent, Jobless, livingwithparents, lonely, milestone, nofriends, quarterlife, realitycheck, SelfReflection, Struggling, Support, turning28, unemployed, wizard

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7045
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the owner is just 2 years away from becoming a wizard! Why should you join? Well, for starters, the owner has no friends, no job, and still lives with their parents. But don’t worry, that just means they have plenty of time to dedicate to making this server the most magical place in all of Minecraft!

Join us now and embark on a journey filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of magic! Who needs a job when you can spend your days building epic structures and battling fierce mobs alongside a soon-to-be wizard?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the owner moves out of their parents’ basement)!

Crafting Cursed Energy: Jujutsu Kaisen Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Battles, Character development, comedy, Crafting, cursed, CURSES, cute, dark fantasy, Demons, ENERGY, FANTASY, friendship, high school, Jujutsu, jujutsu kaisen, Kaisen, Manga, school life, Server, SHONEN, Supernatural powers, teamwork, those little scissors cuts

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3818
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with DIAMONDS and EMERALDS! Legend has it that if you join our server, you too could stumble upon this treasure and become the richest player in all of Minecraft land.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of LLAMA warriors who ride into battle on their trusty steeds, armed with nothing but their wits and their spit attacks. If you’re lucky, you might even be invited to join their ranks and become a legendary LLAMA warrior yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the EPIC adventures, the hidden treasures, and the hilarious antics that await you. And remember, on our server, even the little scissor cuts are CUTE!

Gym Rat’s Minecraft Madness

body positivity, fat shaming, fitness goals, gym, gym behavior, gym bullying, gym confidence, gym culture, gym ego, gym etiquette, gym fashion, gym insecurity, gym intimidation, gym jerk, gym motivation, gym respect, gym self-esteem, gym show-off, madness, Minecraft, Rats, weightlifting, workout routine

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6530
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	New Chunks Explored:	293052
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can DESTROY the ego of that gym bro who thinks he’s all that! Join us and show off your gaming skills to put him in his place. Our server is filled with challenges and quests that will make him question his entire existence. Plus, you can build a virtual gym where he can struggle to lift pixelated weights with even worse form. It’s time to teach this gym bro a lesson he’ll never forget!

YeehawCraft – Saddle up with Southern charm & friends

Charm, Dixie, Friends, saddle, Southern, southern accents, southern charm, southern culture, Southern food, southern history, southern hospitality, southern lifestyle, southern music, southern pride, southern slang, southern states, southern traditions, Southern US, YeehawCraft, young thugs

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1708
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	6646	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Welcome to our Young Thugs edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and mischief is always afoot!

Join us if you want to ride cows into battle, build castles made entirely of diamonds, and engage in epic water balloon fights with other players.

Our server is home to the legendary Unicorn Army, who ride into battle on rainbow-colored pigs and shoot fireworks from their fingertips.

If you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden disco party cave, where the music never stops and the creepers know how to bust a move.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination!

Crafty Mahjong Vtuber Server – Play with ‘/jong/’

Bad Luck, bakyou, Chinchilla, Crafty, Jong, jong chuubas, jong sources, jong streams, Kaavi’s fortune, Khubie, mahjong, nina, Play, Server, tenhou players, Tileman, tournement, vt/asp, vt/fig, vt/mayo, vt/pcg, vt/wasp, vtjongers, Vtuber, WWYD book

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2802
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Crops Grown:	8823	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where /jong/ died early again Edition! Join us for some outrageous fun and crazy adventures!

Idols like Chinchilla and Nina will serenade you with their beautiful voices as you mine and build your way to victory!

Our bros like Tileman will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, making sure you never get lost or stuck in a cave!

Don’t forget to check out our Jong chuubas for some epic entertainment! From EN streams to JP streams, we’ve got it all!

And if you’re feeling lucky, take a chance on Kaavi’s fortune! Just don’t eat the tiles or bad luck will come your way!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have! Who knows, you might even run into Tileman himself, even though he’s supposedly dead. Long live the Tileman!