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| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 9402 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 40 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Enchantments Applied: | 209 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 |
Hey losers, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we embrace the chaos and craziness of the game! My name is John, and I’m here to show you a good time filled with laughs and epic moments.
Join us if you want to escape the real world and dive into a world where anything is possible. We don’t take ourselves too seriously here, so get ready for some wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans.
We have a strict “no boring people allowed” policy, so if you’re looking for a boring, normal server, look elsewhere. Here, we embrace our weirdness and let our freak flags fly high.
So come join us and let’s create some epic memories together. And remember, if you’re not having fun, you’re doing it wrong. Let’s make Minecraft great again!
