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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 9620 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 49 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.
our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.
build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.
come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).