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Haniyeh’s Havoc Minecraft Server

Assassination, biden, ceasefire talks, chief, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gaza, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, Havoc, international relations, Israel, killing, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, peace negotiations, Political, Server, united states, violence, War

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9398
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Holy Grails Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up more stuff than hamas chief haniyeh! biden said it himself, our server is so lit it’s like a ceasefire talk gone wrong. we got explosions, chaos, and more drama than a reality tv show. join now and be part of the madness! #minecraftmadness #explosivefun #bidenapproved

KimJongCraft: TrumpReturns!

BBC, defector interview, dictator, Diplomacy, elite defector, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kim Jong Un and Trump, Kim Jong Un’s intentions, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, leadership, North Korea, nuclear weapons, Politics, summit, trump, TrumpReturns, united states, world news

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8688
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	2397	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	269
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

so like, you know how Kim Jong Un is like obsessed with Trump? well, turns out this elite defector dude spilled the beans to the BBC about it. like, can you imagine the drama on this server? join us for some political shenanigans and build your own nuclear bunker to hide from the craziness. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come join us now before Kim Jong Un changes his mind and starts a real-life Minecraft war.

LongCovidCraft – Survive the Symptoms!

Chronic illness, Covid-19, FATIGUE, Healthcare, healthcare system, Lancet review, long covid, long haulers, long-term effects, LongCovidCraft, Medical research, pandemic, persistent symptoms, post-viral syndrome, public health, Recovery, research, respiratory, SURVIVE, Symptoms, treatments, uk

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7619
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	498	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

so like, have you heard about this cray cray server where you can escape from the real world and dive into a land of blocks and mobs and all that jazz? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread!

imagine this, you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs. yeah, that’s right, FLYING PIGS! and guess what? you can ride them and soar through the sky like a majestic bacon-loving superhero.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the sickest beats? yeah, it’s lit AF. you gotta see it to believe it.

but wait, there’s more! we have a quest where you have to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power and makes you the ruler of the server. trust me, it’s worth the grind.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin! who needs reality when you have a world of pixelated wonders waiting for you?

Incel-free Minecraft Server

banned, banned for being p3do, expressed feelings, incel forums, IncelFree, Minecraft, never posted CP, nowhere to interact, Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5000
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Divine Spears Created:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Are you tired of being unfairly banned from incel forums for ridiculous reasons? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can express your feelings without fear of being kicked out for being a “p3do” (whatever that means).

Our server is a safe space for all misunderstood individuals who just want to build and mine in peace. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we host exclusive parties with virtual snacks and pixelated fireworks.

So come on down and join us, because who needs incel forums when you can have a blocky paradise to call home? Let’s craft away those bans and build a new community together!

Minecraft SMP: DutchRetardDetourLmao

athletes, blunder, Champions, Competition, Dutch, DutchRetardDetourLmao, EMBARRASSING, funny, gold medal, hilarious, humor, LAUGHING, Lost, medalists, Minecraft, mishap, mistake, navigation, retards, smp, sports, wrong turn, wrong way

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9492
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Crops Grown:	9490	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ores Mined:	2380
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster designed by a drunk llama! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera starring chickens and pigs, and more chaos than a creeper convention in a TNT factory.

You won’t just be building houses and mining for diamonds here, oh no. We’ve got secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots, and epic PvP battles that make the Hunger Games look like a friendly game of tag.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just remember that two Dutch idiots once got lost and ended up losing their gold medal. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So come join us for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, who knows).

CelebPlasticSurgMystery – Minecraft SMP

beauty enhancements, Before and after, CelebPlasticSurgMystery, Celebrity, celebrity beauty, celebrity secrets, celebrity transformations, cosmetic procedures, Enhanced Features, flawless results, Hollywood, Minecraft, natural look, plastic surgery, seamless results, smp, subtle changes, subtle enhancements, successful surgeries, Transformations, undetectable procedures, unnoticeable changes, UNNOTICED

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4761
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to see plastic surgery so good, even celebrities are jealous! Our server is filled with players who have transformed their blocky avatars into stunning masterpieces with the help of virtual plastic surgeons. You won’t even recognize your fellow players after they’ve had their pixelated facelifts! So come join us and witness the magic of Minecraft plastic surgery – you’ll be amazed at the results!

TaskFail1000

can’t get it right, common task, determination, error, everyday task, Experience, Failure, Frustration, growth mindset., Improvement, learning curve, mistake, perfectionism, perseverance, practice makes perfect, repetitive task, simple task, skill-building, Struggle, TaskFail1000, trial and error

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1890
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	26
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Are you tired of failing at the simplest tasks in Minecraft, like crafting a basic pickaxe or building a dirt hut? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most incompetent players can thrive! Join us and experience the joy of repeatedly failing at tasks you thought were impossible to mess up. Forget about building epic structures or defeating the Ender Dragon, here you can struggle to even place a block correctly. It’s a whole new level of incompetence that you never knew you needed in your life. So come join us and embrace your inner Minecraft noob like never before!

CannaCraft PTSD Relief Server

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain inflammation, Cannabidiol, cannabinoid therapy, Cannabis, CannaCraft, CBD, inflammation, mental health, Mice, natural remedy, neuroscience, post-traumatic stress disorder, promising results, ptsd, Relief, research, Server, stress, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6159
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

so lyke, dis server is da bomb diggity cuz it got dat CBD magic dat helps reduce PTSD in mice. yea u heard dat right, we got mice on dis server and dey chill as heck cuz of dat sweet sweet cannabidiol. join us if u wanna be chill like dem mice, we got da best brain inflammation targeting action in all of Minecraft land. come on over and let’s get lit with dem CBD vibes, it’s gonna be a wild ride yo. #CBDfortheWin #MiceLoveCBD #ChillLikeAMouse

AlcoCraft Minecraft server

1.19, 1.8, AlcoCraft, Bed wars, minecraft server, Parkour

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5726
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

The server is cool, there are Bed Wars and parkour. 1.8 – 1.19

81.176.176.175

MineModulate

#exciting, Active, Adventure, Claiming, community-driven, Engaging Community, Free Rank, Freeranks, Gaming, Good Staff, join now, lag-free experience, Minecraft, MineModulate, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Reimagined, Server, star levels, Survival, Voting Rewards

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	677
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	227	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Potions Brewed:	103
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Zombie Dances:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

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