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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 6783 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3399 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the forests looking for players to challenge to a dance-off. And rumor has it, if you can beat him, you’ll unlock the secret recipe for the best virtual pizza in existence.
So why are Americans like this? Because we’ve created a Minecraft server that defies all logic and reason, and we want YOU to join us on this crazy adventure. Don’t be a square, join us today!