17. the art of backhanded compliments Minecraft Servers

17. the art of backhanded compliments

  • Epic Failures United

    Epic Failures United

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌟 Welcome to the most outrageously wild Minecraft server in the land of blocky dreams! 🎮✨

    Are you tired of mundane compliments like “you’ve got a great personality” when everyone knows it’s just code for “please leave”? Fear not, fellow pixelated adventurers, for our legendary server is here to redefine the art of backhanded flattery! Here, we unleash the most insane reasons for you to join:

      • The Great Creeper Conspiracy: Legend has it that one of our players was so good at dodging Creepers, they ended up becoming the first ever Creeper Whisperer. Join now to learn their secret techniques while the rest of the world thinks you just have insane luck! Spoiler alert: It’s only a matter of time before you realize it’s all a PR stunt by the Creepers—obviously, they need the positive vibe!

      • The Endless Enchantment Shuffle: Our enchanting tables have been secretly possessed by cheerful spirits who think everyone deserves a shiny diamond sword. Now, if you end up with a stick instead, just remember: “Hey, at least you have a stick, right?” Join us and see how many magical stick transformations you can achieve!

      • The “You’re Not a Noob” Challenge: On our server, the first person who joins gets crowned as the ultimate Noob Slayer, earning the respect of players who are secretly stuck in their mom’s basement. So come flex your “not-noob” skills while dodging the questions about your shoe collection too!

      • The Blazed Trail to Fame: Rumor has it that our server hosts the Annual Blaze Race, where the loser is dubbed the “Burnt Toast of the Year.” Forget the actual race; just practice creating elaborate excuses for why you lost—everyone will call you a champion of creativity!

      • The Cobblestone Mansion of Regret: Build your very own house out of cobblestone, only to have every other member gently applaud your "unique design choice"! The compliments may be dripping in sarcasm, but hey, that’s just a fancy way of saying you’re a trendsetter… or you have a very specific taste in not-so-fancy blocks.

    So why wait? Join us and embrace the hilarity of half-hearted compliments that will leave you both rolling on the floor and questioning your life choices! Your ultimate Minecraft adventure awaits, filled with laughter, absurdity, and plenty of pixels! 🌈💎😂

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Ausedia network

    Ausedia network

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server IP: ausedia.mc.gg

    ausedia.mc.gg

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RapidzMC

    RapidzMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    RapidzMC is a Minecraft server running a replica of planet earth, with custom vehicles, enchants & more!

    Come play with us!

    IP Address: play.rapidzmc.com

    Discord: https://discord.rapidzmc.com Rules: https://rules.rapidzmc.com Map: https://earth.rapidzmc.com

    play.rapidzmc.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • UltraX

    UltraX

    New Minecraft Servers

    UltraX is a server ran by o9b. It is a SMP Server where you can build houses, start alliances, make bases, and get lots of loot! Even though there is already a lot on the server, there is lots more to come!

    ultrax.mc.gg

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Pegasus

    Pegasus

    New Minecraft Servers

    This is a simple SMP server that is just starting out come and join with your friends and make new ones too.. we have resource worlds for all the worlds, rtp function with grief protection and much more.Who will become the richest?Who will be the best pvper ?Who will be the best builder ?

    I hope u come and join the fun !! Lets build an amazing future together!!

    pegasus.apexmc.co

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Nightmare Phoenix

    Nightmare Phoenix

    New Minecraft Servers

    Nightmare Phoenix

    Dare to play Survival in Nightmare Phoenix

    Nightmare Phoenix is ​​a Survival server, it has many additional features and is quite entertaining! It will surprise you!

    IP play.nightmarephoenix.com

    Version 1.19.x

    Discord https://discord.gg/akGs9zmzuh

    play.nightmarephoenix.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AuroraServers

    AuroraServers

    New Minecraft Servers

    A brand new server to add to AuroraServers. More to come if this kicks off some come join! We are currently a Survival server with many features. We do plan on expanding in the future so be apart of this new Minecraft Community!

    mc.auroraservers.co.uk

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Grindcraft

    Grindcraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hi there!

    Grindcraft is a NEW Skyblock/Survival server catered towards the player! We try to actively please the player base, by balancing or updating things to hopefully create a wonderful server for people to enjoy.

    Java IP: hub.grindcraft.orgBedrock IP: hub.grindcraft.org – PORT: 25565

    SEASON 1 OUT NOW!!! COME JOIN!!! 🙂

    Have a problem/suggestion/bug report?Join our discord!https://discord.gg/MA5pyWF2FT

    hub.grindcraft.org

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Pappas Hermits

    Pappas Hermits

    New Minecraft Servers

    Pappa’s Hermits is a relaxed server for casual players.

    Players can build and play by themselves or with the others – the advantage of playing on a server being that you can see what the other players build.

    We usually play on pure vanilla worlds, with a few quality of life improvements, but once in a while we will put up a modded server. Restart will be only if the majority of active players vote for it.

    Join the discord to be whitelisted for the server.

    51.38.74.210:25599

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BrotherSPvP

    BrotherSPvP

    New Minecraft Servers

    PrisonOP Server 1.8.X The best prison server, which you can play in Latin America and in Spanish! We hope you enjoy it and don’t forget to vote 😀

    play.brotherspvp.xyz

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Voltric network

    Voltric network

    New Minecraft Servers

    Voltric Network is minecraft server that give best experience to any user.we support java and pocketedition. we have ton of game modes such as pvp practice, crystal pvp practice,box pvp, lifesteal and economy.

    we offerpeaceful communityfriendly stafflag free best pings

    in04.paid.croix.pro:25568

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP