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17. the art of backhanded compliments Minecraft Servers

17. the art of backhanded compliments

  • Epic Failures United

    Epic Failures United

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    🌟 Welcome to the most outrageously wild Minecraft server in the land of blocky dreams! 🎮✨

    Are you tired of mundane compliments like “you’ve got a great personality” when everyone knows it’s just code for “please leave”? Fear not, fellow pixelated adventurers, for our legendary server is here to redefine the art of backhanded flattery! Here, we unleash the most insane reasons for you to join:

    1. The Great Creeper Conspiracy: Legend has it that one of our players was so good at dodging Creepers, they ended up becoming the first ever Creeper Whisperer. Join now to learn their secret techniques while the rest of the world thinks you just have insane luck! Spoiler alert: It’s only a matter of time before you realize it’s all a PR stunt by the Creepers—obviously, they need the positive vibe!

    2. The Endless Enchantment Shuffle: Our enchanting tables have been secretly possessed by cheerful spirits who think everyone deserves a shiny diamond sword. Now, if you end up with a stick instead, just remember: “Hey, at least you have a stick, right?” Join us and see how many magical stick transformations you can achieve!

    3. The “You’re Not a Noob” Challenge: On our server, the first person who joins gets crowned as the ultimate Noob Slayer, earning the respect of players who are secretly stuck in their mom’s basement. So come flex your “not-noob” skills while dodging the questions about your shoe collection too!

    4. The Blazed Trail to Fame: Rumor has it that our server hosts the Annual Blaze Race, where the loser is dubbed the “Burnt Toast of the Year.” Forget the actual race; just practice creating elaborate excuses for why you lost—everyone will call you a champion of creativity!

    5. The Cobblestone Mansion of Regret: Build your very own house out of cobblestone, only to have every other member gently applaud your "unique design choice"! The compliments may be dripping in sarcasm, but hey, that’s just a fancy way of saying you’re a trendsetter… or you have a very specific taste in not-so-fancy blocks.

    So why wait? Join us and embrace the hilarity of half-hearted compliments that will leave you both rolling on the floor and questioning your life choices! Your ultimate Minecraft adventure awaits, filled with laughter, absurdity, and plenty of pixels! 🌈💎😂

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • DubbelDutch

    DubbelDutch

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    This is a Starting minetopia server. If you are looking for a nice Minetopia server, it is definitely worth taking a look

    Play.Dubbeldutch.srvport.net

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Nrg network

    Nrg network

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    Welcome to NRG Network We are a newly opened server which currently consists of a vanilla Survival server a Creative server, a Skyblock server and a Minigames server. Come on check us out today We also have discord a forums and Instagram

    play.nrg-mc.com

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Lyberial

    Lyberial

    New Minecraft Servers

    The Lyberial Network

    – Australian hosted Network – Professional, trustworthy staff – Player safety is a high priority – Extremely stable and well built servers.

    lyberial.com

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Kkondzio

    Kkondzio

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server of a small YouTuber (almost 10k subs) Survival+Plots Drop to stone Nice atmosphere Busy Administration Regular Streams from the server! Everyday events!

    kkondzio.csrv.pl

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Comugamers network

    Comugamers network

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    AventuraCraft Network [ES/EN] | ¡The best Place to have a good moment and enjoy with friends | + 30 different Games. AventuraCraft Network [ES/EN] | The best place to have fun and play with friends! | + 30 game modes.

    mc.comugamers.com

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Dark Dungeon

    Dark Dungeon

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    mc.darkdungeon.co is BACK!

    This time around, we have custom items, more tiers besides the vanilla wood, stone, gold, iron and diamond, and magical tools! The whole server was re-written from ground up, and now offers a fluid dungeon crawling experience. Dark Dungeon offers a unique experience, unlike most other RPG servers, we don’t shove content down your throat when you try to play, we leave it up to you to decide your playstyle, and let you figure out how everything works yourself! So sit down, get some snacks, and grind to be the very best crawler on the server!

    mc.darkdungeon.co

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Daddys Prison

    Daddys Prison

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    New server!! Just opened!! Come join and get a huge head start on everyone else!! I can’t wait to get new people in!!

    144.217.215.65:25643

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Provanas minecraft

    Provanas minecraft

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    Provanas was founded on July 30, 2014 to create a Minecraft community. He first started his way with survival mode. It has always improved game performance with the most up-to-date add-ons and maps. Skyblock and Skywars were added much later thanks to the machine update.

    play.provanas.com

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ValoranMC

    ValoranMC

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    Join a fun community with active staff & custom plugins! We currently have our Towny and Creative servers live, though many more are to come! Our servers are in-development, we’re always adding new and fun things!

    play.valoranmc.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Bed Wars by Pat & Jen

    Bed Wars by Pat & Jen

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bed Wars by Pat & Jen – We created this server dedicated to Pat and Jen. 24/7 Fun Time. Join us because there is much fun that you can have here. Just for a fun time.

    bedwars.mcpro.io

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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