17. the art of backhanded compliments Minecraft Servers

17. the art of backhanded compliments

  • Epic Failures United

    Epic Failures United

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌟 Welcome to the most outrageously wild Minecraft server in the land of blocky dreams! 🎮✨

    Are you tired of mundane compliments like “you’ve got a great personality” when everyone knows it’s just code for “please leave”? Fear not, fellow pixelated adventurers, for our legendary server is here to redefine the art of backhanded flattery! Here, we unleash the most insane reasons for you to join:

      • The Great Creeper Conspiracy: Legend has it that one of our players was so good at dodging Creepers, they ended up becoming the first ever Creeper Whisperer. Join now to learn their secret techniques while the rest of the world thinks you just have insane luck! Spoiler alert: It’s only a matter of time before you realize it’s all a PR stunt by the Creepers—obviously, they need the positive vibe!

      • The Endless Enchantment Shuffle: Our enchanting tables have been secretly possessed by cheerful spirits who think everyone deserves a shiny diamond sword. Now, if you end up with a stick instead, just remember: “Hey, at least you have a stick, right?” Join us and see how many magical stick transformations you can achieve!

      • The “You’re Not a Noob” Challenge: On our server, the first person who joins gets crowned as the ultimate Noob Slayer, earning the respect of players who are secretly stuck in their mom’s basement. So come flex your “not-noob” skills while dodging the questions about your shoe collection too!

      • The Blazed Trail to Fame: Rumor has it that our server hosts the Annual Blaze Race, where the loser is dubbed the “Burnt Toast of the Year.” Forget the actual race; just practice creating elaborate excuses for why you lost—everyone will call you a champion of creativity!

      • The Cobblestone Mansion of Regret: Build your very own house out of cobblestone, only to have every other member gently applaud your "unique design choice"! The compliments may be dripping in sarcasm, but hey, that’s just a fancy way of saying you’re a trendsetter… or you have a very specific taste in not-so-fancy blocks.

    So why wait? Join us and embrace the hilarity of half-hearted compliments that will leave you both rolling on the floor and questioning your life choices! Your ultimate Minecraft adventure awaits, filled with laughter, absurdity, and plenty of pixels! 🌈💎😂

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SolarCiv Earth

    SolarCiv Earth

    New Minecraft Servers

    PLAY.SOLARCIV.COM

    Join us for a Minecraft Towny survival server based in the solar system, start on Earth, use geopolitics with your neighbours (friend or foe alike), trade with others and build and influence the economy, construct a rocket and blast off to the Moon, or to Mars, and set up bases there, witness the beauty of nature with ever changing seasons, enhance your vanilla experience (when you’re ready) with technology, increase your skillset with McMMO.

    I’m sure there’s a bunch of other buzz words we coulda thought of, yet If you’ve made it this far through this wall of text, be sure to pay us a visit, we hope you’ll like what we’ve set up, as much as we’ve enjoyed putting the experience together for you.

    PLAY.SOLARCIV.COM

    play.SolarCiv.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Better Minecraft FORGE

    Better Minecraft FORGE

    New Minecraft Servers

    Public Better Minecraft [FORGE] Modpack server with proximity voice chat, chunk claiming, teams, with Admin and Player owned shops coming soon. We have a small growing community with very active players everyone is friendly and always willing to help new players.

    The Mod pack currently doesn’t have the mods needed to properly run a public server.

    In order to properly run this server we require you to download extra mods and copy them on Better Minecraft mod pack folder. For Downloads and support join our discord this is also where we make all of our announcements about the server.

    Join discord or Website for the server IP and to join our community! Low lag and great TPS! Website: https://silverkeepmc.com/ Join Page: https://silverkeepmc.com/post/2-better-minecraft-server/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MEFgbtW

    bettermc.silverkeepmc.com:25569

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Zirconiummc

    Zirconiummc

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to ZirconiumMC!

    We offer many custom and interesting features that separate us from the boring old survival experience.

    We have a whitelist request which can be found on our discordSome of the features we have include custom world generation that include over 90 new biomes to explore!New maxes on enchants to make the late game much more interesting.We have set-homes and tpa, along with vote rewards are also here too!We offer an enjoyable experience with responsive staff that will be happy to help with any problems you may encounter with either the server or other players.

    Thank you and we hope you enjoy your stay on ZirconiumMC!

    play.ZirconiumMC.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • StrongMine – New Anarchy Minecraft server

    StrongMine – New Anarchy Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    The owner of the “StrongMine – New Anarchy” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    strongmine.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP