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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 6141 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 663 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 |
Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden DUNGEON filled with TREASURE beyond their wildest dreams. Legend has it, they are still counting their diamonds to this day!
But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can BATTLE fierce mobs, TEAM UP with other players, and even FLY on a magical unicorn (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?).
So what are you waiting for? Join now and be prepared to have the time of your life! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the last girl you jerked off to 2…wait, scratch that, that’s just weird. But seriously, join our server, it’s a blast!