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Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 7172 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 14 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 |
Our server is like therapy, but with exploding creepers and diamond swords! Let your inner child run wild as you build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs a therapist when you have a pickaxe and a dream?
So come on, leave your emotional baggage at the door and join us on the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you’ll be too busy fighting off zombie hordes and riding pigs into the sunset to even remember what messed you up in the first place.