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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 3603 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 39 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join our server. We also have epic battles, insane builds, and a thriving economy that will make you feel like a virtual millionaire. Plus, our staff is always on hand to help with any issues you may encounter – whether it’s a pesky creeper blowing up your house or a player stealing your diamonds.
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything can happen – including getting a surprise visit from our resident masturbator. You won’t regret it…probably.