17. Body language Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Booty Calls

1. Relationships, 10. Intimacy, 11. Lust, 12. Self-esteem, 13. Flirting, 14. Jealousy, 15. Social cues, 16. Emotional confusion, 17. Body language, 18. Trust, 19. Sexual attraction, 2. Insecurities, 20. Self-awareness., 3. Misinterpretation, 4. Sexual tension, 5. Doubt, 6. Desire, 7. Mixed signals, 8. Overthinking, 9. communication, blocky, BOOTY, Calls

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2227
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	521333	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the mobs are actually trying to hook up with you! That’s right, creepers, skeletons, even the Ender Dragon are all trying to get it on with you! It’s a love triangle like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all, our server has custom plugins that turn your pickaxe into a magic wand that shoots rainbows and unicorns at your enemies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with talking cows that give you dating advice.

So why do I think she wants to fuck me? Because on our server, anything is possible! Join now and let the romance begin!

Donut Hole Minecraft Server

animated short film, Anime, catchy tune, classic remake, creative visuals, Cyberpunk, digital animation, donut, Donut Hole, Entertainment, futuristic, hatsune miku, Hole, innovation, J-pop, Japanese culture, Minecraft, music video, production ig, Server, Technology, virtual singer, vocaloid, youtube video

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6469
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Towns Built:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mines Excavated:	4927
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is a remake of a classic…but with a twist! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing llamas appear, throwing emeralds at you while singing “Baby Shark” in perfect harmony. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a massive watermelon eating contest with the Ender Dragon as the judge? The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Wuwa’s Wacky Minecraft SMP Adventures

Adventures, Android, codes, Convene Tracker, Download, egs, emotes, Events, Fairy Tale’s Finale, friends list, Ios, Map, Minecraft, News, Official Twitter Account, Parade of Stars, Resonator Showcase, Rewards, smp, Stellar Symphony, The Shorekeeper, Timeline, Ver 1.3 Preview, Wacky, windows, wuthering waves, Wuwas

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6779
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Embark on a wild adventure in Wuthering Waves, where you can showcase your Resonator skills and become the legendary Shorekeeper. But beware, the Shore’s End is not for the faint of heart – only the bravest and craziest players can survive!

Our server is so epic, we even have our own map that will blow your mind. And don’t forget about the Convene Tracker, because you never know when a wild event will pop up.

Join now and participate in our crazy events like the Parade of Stars, where you can level up like never before. And let’s not forget about the Fairy Tale’s Finale, a featured co-op combat event that will have you laughing and crying at the same time.

Check out our timeline and rewards, because who doesn’t love free stuff? And don’t miss out on our secret codes and emotes that will make your Minecraft experience even more hilarious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP now and become a part of the craziest community on the block. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

PorchPiratePunisher

backstory, cell company, consequences, DESPERATE, legal system bias, liberal, Minorities, new phones, police report, porch pirates, porch pirating, PorchPiratePunisher, Race, race-based consequences, security camera footage, stolen in transit claim, theft

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9200
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Magic Items Found:	4825
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Alien Abductions:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the thieves who stole iPhones off someone’s porch? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the porch pirates would be impressed.

Join our server for a chance to catch thieves, build your own security system, and protect your virtual loot. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a conspiracy involving Fed-Ex and cellphone thefts – it’s like a real-life mystery, but in Minecraft!

But beware, not everyone on the server may have the same views on justice. You might encounter players who think stealing is okay as long as there’s a “backstory” or players who believe in consequences no matter what. It’s a battle of morals and Minecraft skills!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a stolen iPhone case, join us now. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

CraftyChristmasWishlist

christmas gifts, Christmas shopping, CraftyChristmasWishlist, festive treats, holiday indulgence, holiday season, holiday shopping, holiday treats, holiday wishlist, Luxury items, me time, pampering, personal indulgence, Presents, self love, self-care, self-gifting, shopping, Splurge, treat yourself, Wishlist

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1437
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Animals Bred:	53	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48

Are you tired of boring old Christmas gifts like socks and fruitcake? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can buy yourself the gift of unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear! Who needs a new sweater when you can have a shiny diamond helmet to keep you warm?

Join our server and embark on a quest to find Santa’s secret workshop hidden deep within the North Pole biome. Rumor has it that Santa’s elves have been hoarding rare loot and it’s up to you to sneak past the reindeer guards and claim your prize!

But be warned, the Grinch has also set up shop in the snowy mountains, stealing presents and causing chaos. Will you team up with other players to stop him in his tracks, or will you join forces with the mischievous Grinch and cause mayhem across the server?

So forget about boring old Christmas gifts, come join our server for a holiday adventure like no other! Who needs a new pair of socks when you can have a pet polar bear to ride into battle?

ArmyCraft: Putin’s Pardon

Army, ArmyCraft, Court, criminal defendants, criminal defense, criminal justice, Defense, Government, immunity, Justice, law, legal immunity, Legal System, legislation, military enlistment, military law, military service, Pardon, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, trial

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2096
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

Food Frenzy Minecraft Server

Canned goods, disaster preparedness, Dried goods, emergency food supply, emergency preparedness, FEMA recommendations, Food, food hoarding, food security, Food storage tips, food supply, Frenzy, long term food storage, Minecraft, Pantry essentials, prepping, Red Cross recommendations, self-sufficiency, Server, Stocking up, Stocking up on essentials, Stockpile food, survival supplies, Water storage

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3095
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4139
Endless Night Skies:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can stock up on food without fear of government agencies tracking you down? Look no further! Join our server and hoard all the virtual food you want without worrying about the alphabet agencies coming for you. We recommend stocking up on cheap canned goods and water to survive any potential disasters – whether it’s a zombie apocalypse or a creeper invasion. Plus, our server has a sister thread where you can discuss all your food hoarding strategies. Just remember, “Bump” is not gibberish – it’s a way of life on our server. Join now and start building your food fortress before it’s too late!

The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP

Commander, Commanders, File, file manager, Lord, lord commander, Manager, Minecraft, MMXXIV, no thumbnails in file manager, smp, Thumbnails, year, year of our lord commander MMXXIV

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8727
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2985	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Crops Grown:	9684	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

MILFyBabysitAITA

anger, babysit, babysitter, Bonding, Commitment, Communication, concert tickets, daycare, ENTITLEMENT, Expectations, family, flaking, Help, MIL, MILFyBabysitAITA, offer, Pay, Plans, stress, Time, Trust

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9801
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Crops Grown:	1197
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law canceling on babysitting last minute? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like your MIL, our server offers to help you out, but with a twist – we actually follow through! No last-minute cancellations here, just pure gaming fun.

Need a break from the chaos of parenting? Our server is the perfect escape! We’ll watch over your virtual adventures while you take a break and enjoy some quality gaming time.

But beware, just like your MIL, our server has a few surprises up its sleeve. You never know what crazy challenges or unexpected events you’ll encounter while exploring our virtual world.

So ditch the drama and join our Minecraft server for a gaming experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as your mother-in-law’s babysitting schedule. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MoneyMines SMP

MoneyMines, smp

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8416
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Potions Brewed:	67	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Towns Built:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

If you stopped working for money, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful on the server, all because they decided to stop working for money and start playing Minecraft instead. So come join us and see what treasures await you in our wacky world of blocks and adventures!

BlockyJobQuit

better opportunity, BlockyJobQuit, Burnout, career advancement, Commute, company culture, conflict with coworkers, downsizing, health issues, job dissatisfaction, job insecurity, lack of growth, lack of recognition, low salary, personal reasons, poor management, Reason for quitting, Stressful environment, toxic work environment, unfulfilling work, work-life balance

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8157
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Animals Bred:	180
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring office job with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to escape reality and let your imagination run wild!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant creepers, building epic castles, and exploring mysterious caves filled with treasure. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a fearless warrior in the world of Minecraft?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops. Will you be brave enough to seek out this ghostly figure and learn the secrets of their incredible skills?

So say goodbye to your old job and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden portal to a land where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Join us now and start your epic Minecraft adventure today!