17. Body language Minecraft Servers

17. Body language Minecraft Servers

  • Blocky Booty Calls

    Blocky Booty Calls
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 2227
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 521333 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the mobs are actually trying to hook up with you! That’s right, creepers, skeletons, even the Ender Dragon are all trying to get it on with you! It’s a love triangle like you’ve never seen before!

    But that’s not all, our server has custom plugins that turn your pickaxe into a magic wand that shoots rainbows and unicorns at your enemies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with talking cows that give you dating advice.

    So why do I think she wants to fuck me? Because on our server, anything is possible! Join now and let the romance begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Donut Hole Minecraft Server

    Donut Hole Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 6469
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Towns Built: 9 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Mines Excavated: 4927
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48 Epic Shields Constructed: 11
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is a remake of a classic…but with a twist! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing llamas appear, throwing emeralds at you while singing “Baby Shark” in perfect harmony. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a massive watermelon eating contest with the Ender Dragon as the judge? The possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PorchPiratePunisher

    PorchPiratePunisher
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 9200
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 27 Magic Items Found: 4825
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Mythical Relics Collected: 18
    Alien Abductions: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 83 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the thieves who stole iPhones off someone’s porch? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the porch pirates would be impressed.

    Join our server for a chance to catch thieves, build your own security system, and protect your virtual loot. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a conspiracy involving Fed-Ex and cellphone thefts – it’s like a real-life mystery, but in Minecraft!

    But beware, not everyone on the server may have the same views on justice. You might encounter players who think stealing is okay as long as there’s a “backstory” or players who believe in consequences no matter what. It’s a battle of morals and Minecraft skills!

    So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a stolen iPhone case, join us now. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyChristmasWishlist

    CraftyChristmasWishlist
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 1437
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Animals Bred: 53 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 12 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 48

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Christmas gifts like socks and fruitcake? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can buy yourself the gift of unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear! Who needs a new sweater when you can have a shiny diamond helmet to keep you warm?

    Join our server and embark on a quest to find Santa’s secret workshop hidden deep within the North Pole biome. Rumor has it that Santa’s elves have been hoarding rare loot and it’s up to you to sneak past the reindeer guards and claim your prize!

    But be warned, the Grinch has also set up shop in the snowy mountains, stealing presents and causing chaos. Will you team up with other players to stop him in his tracks, or will you join forces with the mischievous Grinch and cause mayhem across the server?

    So forget about boring old Christmas gifts, come join our server for a holiday adventure like no other! Who needs a new pair of socks when you can have a pet polar bear to ride into battle?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ArmyCraft: Putin’s Pardon

    ArmyCraft: Putin’s Pardon
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 2096
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 39 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 17 Gnome Villages Protected: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Food Frenzy Minecraft Server

    Food Frenzy Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/200 Votes: 3095
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 14
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 4139
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 18
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can stock up on food without fear of government agencies tracking you down? Look no further! Join our server and hoard all the virtual food you want without worrying about the alphabet agencies coming for you. We recommend stocking up on cheap canned goods and water to survive any potential disasters – whether it’s a zombie apocalypse or a creeper invasion. Plus, our server has a sister thread where you can discuss all your food hoarding strategies. Just remember, “Bump” is not gibberish – it’s a way of life on our server. Join now and start building your food fortress before it’s too late!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP

    The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 8727
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2985 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Crops Grown: 9684 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Void Armor Forged: 25
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

    Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MILFyBabysitAITA

    MILFyBabysitAITA
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 9801
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39 Crops Grown: 1197
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 54 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law canceling on babysitting last minute? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Just like your MIL, our server offers to help you out, but with a twist – we actually follow through! No last-minute cancellations here, just pure gaming fun.

    Need a break from the chaos of parenting? Our server is the perfect escape! We’ll watch over your virtual adventures while you take a break and enjoy some quality gaming time.

    But beware, just like your MIL, our server has a few surprises up its sleeve. You never know what crazy challenges or unexpected events you’ll encounter while exploring our virtual world.

    So ditch the drama and join our Minecraft server for a gaming experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as your mother-in-law’s babysitting schedule. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MoneyMines SMP

    MoneyMines SMP
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 8416
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Potions Brewed: 67 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Towns Built: 8 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    If you stopped working for money, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful on the server, all because they decided to stop working for money and start playing Minecraft instead. So come join us and see what treasures await you in our wacky world of blocks and adventures!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyJobQuit

    BlockyJobQuit
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 8157
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 13
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Animals Bred: 180
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being stuck in a boring office job with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to escape reality and let your imagination run wild!

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant creepers, building epic castles, and exploring mysterious caves filled with treasure. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a fearless warrior in the world of Minecraft?

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops. Will you be brave enough to seek out this ghostly figure and learn the secrets of their incredible skills?

    So say goodbye to your old job and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden portal to a land where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Join us now and start your epic Minecraft adventure today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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