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YeetCraft: Where Even the Creepers Say ‘You’re All Right’

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7522
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Void Armor Forged:	20
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Welcome to our Wacky Minecraft Server where you can escape from the creepy old men online and join a community of fellow gamers who will keep you entertained and laughing all day long!

Join us for insane adventures, hilarious pranks, and epic battles in a world where anything is possible. Our server is filled with ridiculous mods and outrageous challenges that will keep you on your toes and coming back for more.

Forget about those creepy online encounters and immerse yourself in a world of fun and laughter. Our community is here to support you and make sure you never feel alone again.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Wacky Minecraft Server today and say goodbye to those creepy old men online for good!

Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 265653102

Anons, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, BLOCK, Book, Captivating, crime, detective, discovery, Enigma, Fiction, hidden, Intriguing, investigation, Mystery, No. 265653102, novel, page-turner, Party, plot twist, secret, Server, Suspense, Thriller, unknown

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7367
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	371
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Potions Brewed:	173	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Dimension Hops:	8

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the grass is always greener, the diamonds are always shinier, and the creepers are always creepier!

Join us if you want to embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword that can defeat any mob with just one swing. Rumor has it that it’s hidden deep within the enchanted forest guarded by a pack of zombie chickens!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous disco cave where players can dance the night away while dodging lava pits and dodging skeletons throwing glowstick arrows!

If you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the evil Ender Dragon who has a secret weakness for cheeseburgers. Just make sure to bring plenty of ketchup for the battle!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

20 Second Challenge: If You Can’t Answer, You’re Not a Gamer

#gamer, answer, brain exercise, brain power, brain teaser, brain workout, challenge, Clever, cognitive skills, critical thinking, Fast-paced, intelligence, Logic, mental acuity, mental agility, mind game, problem solving, Quick Thinking, reasoning, Smart, time pressure, timed test, Youre

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4387
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	2618	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Crops Grown:	7987
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where only the SMART survive! If you can’t solve a simple question in 20 seconds, then sorry, but we don’t consider you SMART enough to join our ranks.

But fear not, for those who do possess the INTELLECTUAL prowess to pass our test, you will be rewarded with endless adventures and treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there is a secret dungeon filled with diamonds guarded by a TALKING COW who only speaks in riddles.

Join us if you dare, and prove that you are not just a mere mortal, but a MASTERMIND of Minecraft. Remember, on this server, only the GENIUSES prevail.

YeetCraft – Land of Llamas

#youtube, Community, Content Creation, discussion, Enna, Essentials, ethyria, Ethyria General, Gaming, graduated, influencers, Land, Llamas, millie, nina, Previous thread, Reimu, Rentry, social media, twitch, twitter, Updates, YeetCraft

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9091
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Zombie Dances:	1
Towns Built:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures never end and the fun never stops! Join now to play alongside Enna, Millie, Nina, and Reimu – the LEGENDARY players who will guide you through the most insane quests and challenges!

Enna, with her YouTube channel full of HILARIOUS Minecraft videos, will show you the ropes and help you become a true Minecraft master. Millie, the Twitter queen, will keep you entertained with her WACKY antics and amazing builds.

But wait, there’s more! Nina, the GRADUATED Minecraft pro, will teach you secret tips and tricks that will blow your mind. And Reimu, the Twitter sensation, will lead you on EPIC adventures that will leave you breathless.

And don’t forget about Ethyria Essentials – the MUST-HAVE resource pack that will take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level. With custom textures and CRAZY features, you’ll never want to play without it again!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the INSANITY for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Lucky Blocks R Us

blocks, card games, chance, dice rolling, fate, fortune, Game, game design, gameplay, Gaming, gaming mechanics, long trail tag, luck stat, Lucky, Probability, random events, Risk, rng, statistics, strategy, uncertainty, virtual luck

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8535
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9055
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is unlike any other because it has a LUCK STAT! That’s right, you can increase your luck and become the luckiest player in all of Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you reach a luck level of 100, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical ENDER DRAGON! Imagine the possibilities – unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, you name it!

Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, a pack of CREEPERS dressed in tuxedos will serenade you with their explosive harmonies. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, luckiest Minecraft adventure of your life! We promise you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by those tuxedo-wearing creepers, but hey, it’s all part of the fun)!

CraftyQueers: Building Blocks, Not Stereotypes!

aids, blocks, building, CraftyQueers, discrimination, education, FAGGOT, Healthcare, heterosexual, HIV, ignorance, LGBTQ, Misconception, Misinformation, Prevention, proof, sexual health, statistics, Stereotypes, stigma, straight men, Testing, Transmission

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1415
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Magic Items Found:	4412	Farms Harvested:	258
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous questions are welcomed with open arms! Join us and discover a world where straight men are immune to AIDS because, well, they’re straight! Who knew that sexual orientation could protect you from a deadly virus?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll find proof that men can’t get AIDS from women because, apparently, being a faggot is the real culprit. So come on in and explore our wacky world where logic takes a backseat and absurdity reigns supreme. Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (in the most ridiculous way possible)!

Suicide Highway Minecraft Server

coping mechanisms, Darkness, depression, Despair, helplessness, highway, hopelessness, ISOLATION, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, Pain, Paved, Recovery, ROAD, seeking help, self harm, Server, Struggle, Suffering, suicidal thoughts, SUICIDE

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6278
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the road towards suicide has been paved in diamonds! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic that even death looks fabulous here.

Join us if you want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off or build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon. Our community is filled with unicorns and rainbows, and we even have a secret club for talking sheep.

But beware, once you step foot on our server, you may never want to leave. The zombies here are known for their killer dance moves and the skeletons throw the best parties in town.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry and build until your fingers fall off.

BlockyBustsMC – Where Fictional Characters Get Busted!

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	272
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Star Shards Collected:	257	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Villages Defended:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Amerimutt himself would be proud to play! Join us and experience the ultimate gaming experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were transformed into a majestic unicorn riding a rainbow llama. True story. And if that doesn’t convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja cats who will protect you from creepers and griefers alike?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. And rumor has it, Amerimutt himself once logged on and couldn’t help but bow down to the sheer awesomeness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself unable to resist Amerimutt’s stupid look and end up… well, you know. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Cumrades – North American Adventure

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4062
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Animals Bred:	181	New Chunks Explored:	805843

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing saltier than the players is the peanuts! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Unicorns roam freely in our world, leaving behind trails of glitter and rainbows wherever they go. Who wouldn’t want to see that?

2. Our zombie villagers have a secret talent for breakdancing. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie villager bust a move.

3. The diamond ore in our server is actually made of real diamonds. Mine at your own risk, but be prepared to become the richest player in Minecraft history.

4. Our creeper explosions are synchronized to dubstep music. It’s like a rave, but with more green explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Crafty McCraftface

#impatience, anger, anxiety, concern, confusion, Crafty, DESPERATE, Distress, emotional turmoil, exasperation, fear, Frustration, Lost, Mary, McCraftface, missing person, Panic, SEARCHING, stress, Urgency, where are you?, worry

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	536
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	218
Towns Built:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	89	Void Gems Collected:	26
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the search for Mary is on! Join us for a wild adventure as we hunt down Mary in the vast world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Mary stumbled upon a diamond-encrusted llama in the game and now she’s on the run from a band of angry creepers who want to steal her treasure. Will you help us find Mary and protect her from the creepers?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret disco party where players can dance the night away with zombie DJs spinning the hottest tracks. And don’t even get me started on our unicorn stables where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of glitter and rainbows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! And remember, the fate of Mary and her diamond llama depends on you.