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Ruffians Minecraft SMP – Laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	309
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Void Gems Collected:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

Join us and witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with carrots, or watch as someone accidentally unleashes a horde of angry llamas on their unsuspecting base.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties every night. And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether, guarded by a group of mischievous Endermen who love to play pranks on unsuspecting adventurers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little. Just remember, you may have laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too.

BrotherBuyout Minecraft Server

Architect, brother, BrotherBuyout, buyout, electrical heater, exterior walls, family, foundation, Heating, House, Legal, living conditions, Mess, Minecraft, Plans, renovation, roof, Server, Time, tiny house, unrealistic, water heater

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4580
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Divine Spears Created:	25	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of living in a house that feels like it’s straight out of a horror movie? Do you want to escape the cold, the wind, and the overall garbage living conditions? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your dream house without any unrealistic plans holding you back. No need to worry about freezing in the winter or dealing with cold water, because in our world, you can create the perfect cozy home for yourself.

Forget about family drama and legal battles, on our server, you are the master of your own destiny. Build, explore, and create the home of your dreams without any pesky siblings getting in your way.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to living like a HOBO in a dump of a house. Trust us, it’s way more fun to build in Minecraft than deal with real-life renovations.

ResellRuinMinecraft

aita, cancelled order, Collecting, collecting hobby, Deal, expensive pieces, figurines, Friend, INFORMATION, market value., morally wrong, rare figurines, resellers deal, reselling, reselling business, ResellRuinMinecraft, Ruining, Seller, snipe

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1510
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Magic Items Found:	5961
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Farms Harvested:	872
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	New Chunks Explored:	421887
Crops Grown:	8346	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	104

Are you tired of missing out on rare figurines in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about your collection being sniped by a sneaky friend again! We’ve got a community of collectors who are always on the lookout for the best deals and we make sure everyone gets a fair shot at completing their collection.

Imagine the thrill of finding that one elusive figurine you’ve been searching for, only to have it snatched away by a so-called friend. Well, on our server, we don’t stand for that kind of betrayal! We value honesty and fairness above all else, so you can rest assured that your hard-earned figurines will be safe from any shady resellers.

Join us today and experience the joy of building your collection without the fear of someone swooping in and stealing your treasures. Plus, who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your passion for collecting rare items in Minecraft. Don’t let anyone ruin your collecting dreams – join our server now and start building the ultimate figurine collection!

PixelPeep Minecraft SMP

accessories, attractiveness, Body language, clothing, complexion, eye contact, EYES, facial expression, first impression, Grooming, hair, handshake, height, meeting new people, Minecraft, personal style, physical appearance, PixelPeep, Posture, Shoes, Smile, smp, weight

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7959
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Ores Mined:	1371
Holy Grails Found:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Forget about physical features, on our Minecraft SMP, the first thing you’ll notice is the size of their diamond sword! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community so tight-knit, it’s like we’re all wearing matching diamond armor. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, just looking for someone to challenge him to a build battle. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the insanity begin!

CraftyComfortsTV

binge watching, Combo, comfort cuisine, comfort dinner, comfort dishes, comfort entertainment, comfort food, comfort meal, comfort program, comfort series, comfort show, comfort television, comfort tv, comfort viewing, comfort zone, comfort zone activities, CraftyComfortsTV, Favorite, mealtime, Relaxation, tv show

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6761
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up like a jalapeno in a bowl of ice cream!

Imagine this: you’re mining away in the depths of the world, when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come prancing by, singing show tunes and dropping diamonds like it’s nobody’s business. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a dance-off for a chance to win a stack of enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a custom-built food court where you can chow down on all your favorite comfort meals while binge-watching your go-to TV show on giant screens scattered throughout the land. Want to enjoy a plate of spaghetti and meatballs while catching up on the latest episode of “Game of Thrones”? Done. Craving a big bowl of mac and cheese while laughing along to “Friends”? We’ve got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

CraftyWarZones

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyWarZones, crisis management., de-escalation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, long tail tag, Military, peace negotiations, peace talks, political leaders, russia, Ukraine, War, war end, zelenskyy

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5550
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	New Chunks Explored:	521522
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magic Items Found:	7825	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

so, u know how u always wanted to be part of a epic battle, like world war 3 or sumthin? well, guess what, our server is like that but with MINECRAFT. yea, u heard me right. we got wars goin on with russia and u can be part of it. u can be a hero, a legend, a minecraft warrior fightin for ur country. join now and help us take down those russian creepers and skeletons. zelenskyy himself said we closer to endin the war than u think, so u better hop on this server before it’s too late. come on, what u waitin for? grab ur pickaxe and let’s do this!

Protein Boosted Rice & Soybeans Server

agriculture, biotechnology, Boosted, CRISPR/Cas9, crop improvement, food security, gene editing, genetic engineering, genetic manipulation, genetic modification, global nutrition, leaf protein, nutrition enhancement, plant science, protein, protein content, researchers, Rice, seed protein, Server, soybeans, sustainable farming, Technology

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8772
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Yo yo yo, come join our lit Minecraft server where we be using CRISPR/Cas9 to make rice and soybeans super protein-packed! Imagine flexing on all them other players with your buffed-up crops, like Hulk but in Minecraft form.

We be on a mission to solve world hunger in the Minecraft universe, one genetically modified plant at a time. Join us and be part of this epic quest to make Minecraft a more nutritious place for all them blocky creatures.

Plus, who wouldn’t wanna brag about having the most swole farm in all of Minecraft? Come flex your farming skills and show off your genetically enhanced crops to the world. Let’s make Minecraft agriculture great again, one gene edit at a time!

Money Cuh Minecraft Server

beat up, Bitches, BROKE, cuh, DIRTY, dusty, everyday, grape, jerk off, Loc, Mall, Minecraft, MONEY, porn, Server, Shop, SPENDING, street, stunna girls, Style, Watching

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	843
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Divine Spears Created:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Welcome to the most baller Minecraft server out there! Why join? Because we got all the money, honey! While you’re sitting there watching porn all day, we’re out here living our best lives, shopping at the mall, and getting stunna girls left and right. We’re so rich, we beat up broke losers like you on the street every day just for fun. So come join us and level up your style, your bank account, and your love life. Don’t be a dusty, dirty, broke loser – be a baller like us!

”’> Say GGWP Minecraft SMP”’

Accountability, Communication, Community, Competitive Gaming, cybercrime, DEFEND, Ethics, Etiquette, Fair Play, Gaming, GGWP, Integrity, Minecraft, Money stolen, multiplayer, online gaming, RESPONSIBILITY, Say GGWP, smp, Sportsmanship, theft, video games

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6287
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Are you tired of getting your diamonds stolen in other SMPs? Well, fear not, because in our server, we have a strict no-stealing policy…unless you’re able to outsmart the moderators in a game of hide and seek! That’s right, if you can evade capture for 24 hours, you get to keep all the loot you can carry! But be warned, the moderators are expert hunters with a taste for shiny things. So, if you think you have what it takes to outwit them, come join us and say GGWP to your fellow players…or risk having your money stolen and becoming the laughing stock of the server!

DoggyDestruction Minecraft Server

apartment living, Boundaries, damaged property, dog behavior, dog sitting, dog training, DoggyDestruction, friendship, friendship boundaries, Minecraft, pet accommodations, pet behavior, pet care, pet damage, pet etiquette, pet ownership, pet ownership responsibilities, pet responsibilities, pet sitting, pet sitting boundaries, pet sitting etiquette, Server, setting boundaries

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4025
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Runes Activated:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme just like Max the mischievous Labrador!

Join us if you’re looking for a wild time filled with destruction and mayhem, just like Max tearing through our virtual world. Our server is the perfect place for high-energy players who love to cause a ruckus and leave a trail of destruction in their wake.

Don’t worry about paying for damages here, because in our server, anything goes! Just like Jake brushing off the destruction caused by Max, we encourage you to let loose and unleash your inner chaos without any consequences.

So if you’re ready to join a server where boundaries are meant to be crossed and friendships are tested, come on over and prove that you’re not afraid to be the bad guy. Just like Jake accusing you of not liking his dog, we’ll make sure you never feel alone in your mischief-making ways.

Join us now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chaos is the only rule!