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ExplodingTNT’s Minecraft SMP: Can East Euro Poopies Finally Explain Why You Are All So Homophobic?

acceptance, culture, discrimination, Diversity, east, East Europe, eastern europe, education, equality, EURO, EXPLAIN, ExplodingTNTs, Finally, Homophobia, HOMOPHOBIC, ignorance, intolerance, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, misconceptions, poopies, prejudice, progress, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Understanding

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	865
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Runes Activated:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dimension Hops:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	49

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance parties with creepers, and a quest to uncover the truth behind why all the east europoopies are so darn homophobic. Will we solve the mystery or just end up building more questionable statues in their honor? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who will judge your building skills with a single cluck.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this ridiculous adventure and let’s show those east europoopies that being fabulous is the only way to play Minecraft!

ElfHairNoFair

Aesthetics, apologizing, beauty, casting choices, conventionally attractive, Cultural differences, ElfHairNoFair, Elves, human perfection, judgemental, lord of the rings, male insecurity, Male loneliness, male pattern baldness, misunderstanding, receding hairline, subtweets, Tolkien, unexpected choices, widows peak

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9225
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	9914
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can debate the hairlines of fictional elves? Look no further! Join our server for heated discussions about the receding hairline of that one LOTR elf that just doesn’t quite fit the aesthetic.

We promise drama, intrigue, and maybe even some hurt feelings as we delve into the unexpected casting choices of Middle Earth. Who knew that a simple comment about a fictional character’s hairline could cause so much chaos?

Join now and be a part of the madness as we navigate the delicate balance between fantasy and follicles. And who knows, maybe you’ll even make a friend or two along the way (as long as you don’t mention their hairline)!

TVShowFanatic_MinecraftSMP

Antagonist, Beloved, Character, dream, FANTASY, favorite movie, favorite TV show, fictional, Hero, heroine, iconic, imagination, influential, inspiration, memorable, Personality, Protagonist, Qualities, Role Model, Traits, TVShowFanatic_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5425
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of living in the boring real world? Do you dream of escaping to a place where you can be anyone you want, even your favorite TV show or movie character? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Imagine roaming the virtual world as your favorite character, whether it’s a superhero, a wizard, or even a talking animal. Want to be Iron Man and fly around in a suit of armor? Done. How about casting spells as Harry Potter? Easy peasy. Or maybe you just want to be a sassy talking cat like Salem from Sabrina the Teenage Witch? We’ve got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment again. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and live out your wildest fantasies in Minecraft!

PixelCraftLand

8-bit graphics, arcade games, childhood memories, classic video games, console gaming, favorite pastime, gaming addiction, Gaming Community, gaming culture, High scores, hours of gameplay., joystick controls, Multiplayer Games, Nostalgia, old-school video game, pixelated characters, PixelCraftLand, retro gaming, single player experience, vintage gaming, virtual worlds

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3760
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Remember spending endless hours playing Minecraft as a kid? Well, get ready to relive those glory days on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have diamond armor-wearing llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes, flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you won’t find a more epic Minecraft server out there. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through pixelated madness!

Bowl Over Plates: The Ultimate Server

Aesthetics, Bowl, convenience, Dining, Dinnerware, DISHES, Eating, Food, FUNCTIONALITY, household items, kitchenware, looks, mealtime, Plate, Plates, practical, Server, serving, Storage, tableware, Ultimate, Unnecessary, Versatile

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2555
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have bowls instead of plates cuz who needs plates when u can have bowls that hold more stuff and look cooler too? our server is like a magical bowl that can hold all ur minecraft dreams and more. u can build ur own bowl house, mine for bowl-shaped diamonds, and even ride a bowl-shaped roller coaster. it’s a bowl-tastic adventure waiting for u to dive in. so come join us, cuz plates are so last season, bowls are where it’s at!

Lolis & Hebes Minecraft Server

adolescents, age gap, Anime, crones, derogatory, excrement, feces, hags, hebes, humor, inappropriate, Lolis, Minecraft, Minors, offensive, old women, pedophilia, Server, Shit, underage, witches, Young girls

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5715
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Chimeras Created:	2
Magic Items Found:	4965	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	464

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us and experience a world where hags rule the land, poop is currency, lolis are the ultimate warriors, and hebes are the mystical creatures you must tame to survive.

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Toilet, battle against hordes of evil hags, and trade with lolis for powerful weapons and armor.

But be warned, on this server, anything can happen. One minute you could be fighting a giant poop monster, and the next you could be riding a hebe into battle against a horde of lolis.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Alice and her Alice Doll Minecraft SMP

Adventure, alice, Alice Doll, Best Friend, Bonding, Childhood, companion, Creative, cute, Doll, dress up, FANTASY, Fun, girl, imagination, Minecraft, Playtime, pretend play, smp, Story, tea party, Toy

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7188
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Enchantments Applied:	180	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, including having your very own Alice Doll companion!

Join us on this wild adventure where Alice, a mysterious and mischievous player, roams the server with her trusty Alice Doll by her side. Rumor has it that the doll comes to life at night and helps players build epic structures and fend off creepers with its magical powers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic bird, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and probably the target of many jealous thieves).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just be sure to watch out for Alice and her doll…they’re always up to something!

NoBroNoHoHo: Family Drama Edition

compromise, cultural beliefs, Cultural differences, cultural rules, dietary restrictions, Drama, Edition, family, family celebration, family communication, family compromise, family conflict, family dynamics, family harmony, family holiday, family inclusion, family tradition, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, holiday celebration, NoBroNoHoHo, religious background

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8665
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	940	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Are you tired of boring, traditional Minecraft servers that follow the same old rules? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, shellfish roam free, and alcohol flows like water. Our server is a place where anything is possible, even if it goes against the norm. We don’t follow the rules, we break them in style!

Just like the family in the story, our server is a mix of different backgrounds and traditions. Embrace the chaos and join us for a holiday celebration like no other. Who needs pork and shellfish when you can have virtual feasts with imaginary food that defies all logic?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a rift between family members over virtual traditions. It’s all in good fun, right? Join now and let the madness begin!

BlockyBootyJuice

Alluring, appealing qualities, arousal, arousing gestures, attraction, BlockyBootyJuice, Captivating, chemistry, desire, Enchanting, enticing mannerisms, FLIRTING, Intimacy, Irresistible, Passion, seduction, seductive behavior, Sensuality, stimulating behavior, suggestive actions, turn on

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1815
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	109	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Emeralds Found:	5228	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. They start serenading you with a rendition of “Baby Got Back” while a herd of pink sheep do the Macarena in the background. That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while breathing fire. And don’t even get us started on the zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the Nether.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself getting turned on by a block of dirt. It’s that wild!

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, bilateral relations, Commitment, cooperation, Defense, defense agreement, Diplomacy, foreign policy, FRIDAY, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Minecraft, Politics, presidential meeting, SECURITY, Server, Support, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states, zelenskyy

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6114
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

so like, u know how ukraine is all like, “oh no, russia is being a bully again”? well guess what, our minecraft server is like the ultimate defense for ukraine!

join our server and u will be fighting off evil russian creepers and defending our virtual borders with your diamond sword of justice!

zelenskyy himself came to our server and was like, “wow, this is the best defense strategy ever, i feel so safe now!”

so come join us and be a hero for ukraine in the virtual world! also, we have free virtual borscht for all players, so like, why wouldn’t u join? lol!