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Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 2625 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Towns Built: | 7 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Potions Brewed: | 114 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
Just like this bride, we value long-term relationships over short flings. We want players who will stick around for the long haul, just like her brother’s girlfriend who made the cut. Who knows, maybe in 20 years you’ll still be playing on our server and laughing about that time you almost didn’t get invited.
So come join us on this exclusive Minecraft server where only the most deserving players are allowed. And remember, if you’re not on the guest list, it’s not personal, it’s just business.