PrisonCraft16: Putin’s Cellmate

16 years old, Abuse, activism, Beaten, cellmate, detention, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, injustice, Justice, Legal System, political prisoner, political repression, prison conditions, PrisonCraft16, protest, Putins, russia, teenager, youth activism, youth rights

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1078
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like being locked up in a Russian prison, except you get beaten by your cellmate… in Minecraft! Join now to experience the thrill of being Russia’s youngest political prisoner at the age of 16. Who needs freedom when you can have a cellmate who beats you in a virtual world? It’s like a twisted version of the Hunger Games, but with blocks and creepers. So come on, join the madness and see if you can survive the brutality of this insane Minecraft server. Just watch out for those pesky cellmates with a grudge!

VictoryCraft Minecraft Server

16 years old, brainwash, BROWN, criticism, england, Expectations, holy fuck, match, Media, Minecraft, overhyped, Performance, player, PRESSURE, relying, Server, Shit, Soccer, spain, Victory, victorycraft, wasted ball, Young Talent

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5912
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Potions Brewed:	179	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even our players play like they’re 16 years old! Watch as they waste the ball a dozen times right outside the 16 yards, just like a real pro (or not so pro) player.

But here’s the kicker – did you know our star player is actually 16 years old? That’s right, he may be young but he sure knows how to make a mess on the field.

Join our server and witness the media overhyping our players because they’re brown, or maybe it’s just to brainwash Spain into relying on them even more. Who knows, maybe they’re secretly working for England to win it all.

So come on and join the madness, where anything can happen on the field (or in the chat)!

ChunkyCraft Minecraft Server

#size acceptance, 16 years old, ass, big booty, body image, body positivity, body shaming, ChunkyCraft, Confidence, curves, fat, health at every size, HOLY SHIT, middle aged woman, Minecraft, overweight, plus size, self esteem, self-acceptance, Server, societal standards, TEENAGE, weight stigma

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9674
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Astral Projections Made:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with players who have the butt of a 16-year-old? Well, look no further because our server is exclusively for players with an ass like a middle-aged woman! Why settle for flat when you can have a booty that defies gravity and logic? Join us for a wild ride filled with twerking competitions, bootylicious building contests, and butt-shaped pixel art creations. Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your fabulous fanny and join the most cheeky server in Minecraft!

SickTalk Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, SickTalk, smp

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2747
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible.

Our server is so crazy that we don’t even talk about normal diseases or illnesses – we only discuss the most outlandish and absurd ones. From the dreaded Chicken Nuggetitis to the rare case of Exploding Block Syndrome, you’ll never run out of bizarre topics to chat about with your fellow players.

But that’s not all – we also have insane events like the annual Creeper Fashion Show, where players dress up their creepers in the most stylish outfits they can find. And don’t even get us started on the legendary Pig Racing Championships, where pigs and their owners compete for the title of fastest swine in the land.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, come join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of shenanigans. Who knows, you might even discover a new disease or two along the way!

VetoCraft: Cancel Congress 66%

AMERICANS, Cancel, checks and balances, citizen empowerment, civic engagement, Congress, Congressional bills, Decision making, Democracy, direct democracy, Government, grassroots movement, lawmaking process, legislation, majority rule, participatory democracy, People’s Veto, political reform, public opinion, reddit, veto power, VetoCraft, Voting

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5920
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Farms Harvested:	111
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of Congress making all the decisions? Do you wish you had more power to cancel out their ridiculous bills? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have implemented the People’s Veto! That’s right, with a whopping 66% majority vote, you can single-handedly cancel out any Congressional bill that doesn’t sit right with you. Want to ban creepers from exploding? Done. Think it’s time to legalize diamond swords for all citizens? Consider it done! Join our server now and become the ultimate lawmaker in the world of Minecraft. Who needs Congress when you have the power of the People’s Veto on your side?

BlastCraft Minecraft Server

activism, blast, BlastCraft, Conflict, freedom, Government, Honor, Justice, Liberation, memorial, Minecraft, prisoners, protest, Remembrance, sacrifice, Server, soldiers, solidarity, Support, Tragedy, Tribute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8295
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Buildings Constructed:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we honor fallen soldiers by building giant statues of them out of blocks! we also have a quest where you have to free prisoners from the evil government by navigating through a maze of lava and creepers. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in minecraft form! plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with other players and plan your next epic adventure. join now and be a hero in our virtual world!

CraftyMaduroDefeated

Analysis, CraftyMaduroDefeated, Democracy, democracy in crisis, election, Electoral Process, exit polling, Government, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, opposition, Political unrest, Politics, Results, socialist regime, south america, Venezuela, voter turnout, Voting, wide margin

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5589
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Magic Items Found:	5220	Meteorites Collected:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

haha come join our epic minecraft server where we have more votes than Maduro in Venezuela! our players are like the opposition, kicking butt and taking names in every game. we have more fun than a political revolution, with crazy builds and epic battles. join us and be part of the winning team, unlike poor old Maduro. VIVA LA MINECRAFT!

Craftopia: Less Ppl, Less Crime & Traffic

city development, Community safety, community well-being, craftopia, crime, Crime Prevention, crime reduction, demographic shift, law enforcement, population decline, population decrease, PPL, public policy, Public Safety, social trends, societal impact, traffic, traffic control, traffic decrease, transportation management, urban growth, Urban planning, urbanization

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8122
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Void Gems Collected:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Enchantments Applied:	163
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Animals Bred:	194

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of all the hustle and bustle of crowded servers? Well, come join our server where the population is declining faster than a creeper explosion!

We’ve got so few players that crime and traffic are practically non-existent! You can finally build your dream house without worrying about some griefer coming in and wrecking it. And forget about getting stuck in a traffic jam of pigs and cows – our server is as peaceful as a baby zombie sleeping.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the tranquility of a server on the brink of extinction. Who needs a bustling community when you can have all the peace and quiet you could ever want? Let’s get building, baby!

Astros Reach: Where diamonds are a girl’s best friend and creepers are just needy mobs! Join now for a blast!

application, astros, blast, Community, Community Focused, CREEPERS, Datapacks, diamonds, Discord, Events, Fabric, Friend, Girls, Hardware, hermitcraft, History, Join, microphone, mobs, Mods, Needy, Optimization, Reach, Server, smp, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9656
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Meteorites Collected:	1
Void Gems Collected:	39	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Welcome to Astros Reach Minecraft Server

Overview:

Astros Reach is a long-term, community-oriented SMP where every player matters. Join us for a dedicated vanilla Minecraft experience with a tight-knit community.

Features	Details
Long-term vanilla world	Regularly maintained and expanded by players
Free creative world	Available for community use
Events	Weekly and monthly events on the server
Community	Helpful and knowledgeable player base
Staff	Dedicated staff members for player experience

Server Information:

Server Version: 1.21

No world-border

Various recipe add-ons for enhanced gameplay

High-end hardware for lag-free experience

How to Join:

To join Astros Reach, join our Discord and fill out a short application. Ages 18 and older only. Microphone recommended.

Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is Astros Reach a vanilla Minecraft server?	Yes, Astros Reach focuses on a vanilla Minecraft experience with some gameplay enhancements.
How long has Astros Reach been in operation?	Astros Reach has been running for a year.
What is required to join the server?	Join our Discord, fill out an application, and be over the age of 18.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Astros Reach hosts weekly and monthly events for the community.
What version of Minecraft does Astros Reach run on?	The server is currently on version 1.21.

Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server

chinese nationalists, communism, identity politics, Ideology, internet culture, Minecraft, nationalism, online activism, online communists, Online Community, online debate, online discourse, online rhetoric, political beliefs, political extremism, political ideology, political polarization, Propaganda, Redstone, revolution, russian nationalists, Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7116
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Crops Grown:	1954	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Chimeras Created:	2

Are you tired of dealing with fake communists who are actually just Russian or Chinese nationalists in disguise? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the only place where you can truly embrace your inner communist without any nationalist shenanigans!

Join us for epic battles against capitalist pigs, where you can overthrow oppressive regimes and build a utopian society with your fellow comrades. Our server is filled with secret underground bunkers, where you can plot your revolution and strategize your next move.

But beware, there are spies lurking around every corner, ready to sabotage your plans and spread capitalist propaganda. Stay vigilant and always remember: in the world of Minecraft communism, only the strongest survive.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s show those fake communists who the real revolutionaries are! Let’s build a world where everyone is equal, and where the only currency is friendship (and maybe a few diamonds). See you on the battlefield, comrade!

‘MineVag SMP – VAllure Adventures’

adorable, adult content, Adventures, Archive, asmr, Azura Dulait, cute, Discord, FAQ, Friends, greentext, head cutouts, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, indulge, Joi, Links, Mercy Modiste, MineVag, Patreon, relationship, Schedule, script, Shibi Cottonbum, smp, STREAMS, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VOD, Vtuber

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1100
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6337	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Star Shards Collected:	113
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Zombie Dances:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as adorable as a baby panda riding a unicorn? Well, look no further because our server is the cutest thing since baby Yoda! Join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those creepers sneaking up on you. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of feral polar bears who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their paws. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that all of our players are in a committed relationship with the server owner. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything is possible!

UglyDucklingMC SMP

attractiveness, beauty ideals, beauty myth, beauty standards, body image, celebrity culture, film industry, Hollywood, Hollywood beauty standards, Hollywood deception, Hollywood glamour, Hollywood illusions, Media influence, media manipulation, physical appearance, self esteem, self-perception, smp, societal pressure, ugly duckling, UglyDucklingMC, unrealistic expectations

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6201
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	375
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Have you ever seen a movie where they try to pass off a supermodel as a “nerd” just because they wear glasses and a ponytail? Well, imagine that, but in Minecraft SMP form! Our server is full of gorgeous players who are just pretending to be ugly for the lols. Join us and witness the most ridiculous transformations as we try to convince each other that we’re not actually stunningly attractive. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

MineCraftMateFinder

busy schedule, Communication Issues, DATING, emotional baggage, fear of commitment, fear of failure, fear of getting hurt, fear of rejection, fear of vulnerability, lack of confidence, lack of opportunities, love, low self-esteem, MineCraftMateFinder, past heartbreak, relationships, self-doubt, self-sabotage, social anxiety, trust issues, unrealistic expectations

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	742
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Are creepers blowing up your chances at love? Is your pickaxe the only thing you’re getting close to? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save your love life! Join us and find your player two in a world where diamonds aren’t the only thing that’s forever. Who needs Tinder when you have a diamond sword to protect your heart? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the love potions flow!

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