16 years Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

> takes 16 years to release a game… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6077
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Crops Grown:	5933
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Are you tired of waiting 16 years for a game to be released? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP server is so fast-paced, we release a new update every 16 minutes! Join us and experience the thrill of constantly evolving gameplay that will keep you on your toes (or blocky feet) at all times. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a team of super intelligent chickens who have been secretly plotting world domination through the power of pixelated blocks. Don’t miss out on the chance to join our wacky world and help us fend off the feathered fiends!

PizzaCraft: No Tipping Required!

10, 16 years, 40, aita, anger, apartment, Cash, Discussed, extended stay, Guilt, Habit, kitchenette, Laundry, not tipping, partner, pizza delivery driver, Pizzacraft, required, saving money, shame, tip, Tipping

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3951
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Divine Spears Created:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Void Armor Forged:	26	Emeralds Found:	7913

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where tipping is frowned upon? Look no further, join our server where tipping is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Imagine a world where every block you break, every mob you defeat, and every structure you build earns you virtual tips from other players. You’ll be rolling in virtual dough in no time!

But that’s not all – we have a special feature where you can order virtual pizza delivery in-game! And the best part? You HAVE to tip the delivery driver or face the wrath of the virtual pizza gods.

Join us on this wild and wacky server where tipping is the name of the game. Who knew Minecraft could be so financially rewarding? Don’t be like the non-tipping partner in the story above – join our server and tip your way to victory!

GershkovichCraft: 16 Years in Russia

16 years, activism, Censorship, Evan Gershkovich, foreign correspondent, GershkovichCraft, government crackdown, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, imprisonment abroad, injustice, international relations, jailed, Journalism, Legal System, Media, media coverage, political repression, press freedom, protest, russia, US journalist, Years

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5541
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Potions Brewed:	92
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the only rule is to build the most epic potato statue you can think of. like, seriously, we’re talking potatoes the size of skyscrapers here. and the best part? if your potato statue is the biggest and most epic, you get to ride a flying pig around the server for a whole week.

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing llamas and treasure chests full of diamonds. and if you can find the golden carrot hidden deep within the dungeon, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken.

oh, and did i mention that every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party where all the mobs break out their best dance moves? it’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

so come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potatoes). it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

SaltCraft: Where everyone is more blessed than you and you hate them all

1. hate, anger, Blessed, comparison, coping, emotions, envy, feelings, Frustration, hate, inferiority complex, Insecurity, Jealousy, mental health, Negativity, Resentment, SaltCraft, self improvement, self worth, self-acceptance, Support, Therapy

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1003
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	46	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Crops Grown:	2603
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Enchantments Applied:	70
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Dragon Eggs Found:	1329
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

Are you tired of all those smug players with their diamond armor and enchanted weapons, flaunting their blessings in your face? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us and unleash your inner rage as you take on those privileged players with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Show them who’s boss and make them regret ever crossing paths with you. Trust us, the satisfaction of taking down those “blessed” players will be sweeter than any diamond you could ever mine. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the salt flow through you!

Elon’s Resignation Party: Who’s Next? Minecraft Server

board of directors, Business, CEO, CHANGE, Company, decision, elon musk, Elons, Future, hello, Industry, innovation, leadership, Management, Minecraft, Party, resignation, Server, spacex, speculation, Successor, Technology, tesla, TRANSITION, Whos

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2360
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a server where Elon Musk himself is the owner and he’s constantly coming up with crazy new updates like flying pigs and rainbow unicorns. And get this, when he resigns, we’re gonna have a new owner who is a literal wizard! That’s right, a wizard who can make your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Crafty Handshake Kingdom

#Deutsche Künstler, #Deutsche Musik, #Die Zeit ist reif für ein bisschen Zärtlichkeit, #Gib mir die Hand, #Hand geben, #Ich bau dir ein Schloss aus Sand, #Irgendwie irgendwo irgendwann, #Liebeslied, #Liebeslieder, #Musiktexte, #Musikzitate, #Neue Deutsche Welle, #Popmusik, #Romantik, #Schloss aus Sand, #Songtexte, #Zärtlichkeit zeigen, #Zeit für Zärtlichkeit, 80ER JAHRE, Crafty, handshake, Kingdom, NDW

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3823
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Magic Items Found:	2343
Ores Mined:	2299	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise to build you a castle made entirely out of sand! Why? Because who needs boring old stone when you can have a sandy palace fit for a king (or queen)!

Join us for some zany adventures and maybe even a little bit of romance because the time is ripe for some Minecraft love. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your blocky soulmate somewhere in our pixelated world.

So come on, take my hand and let’s embark on a journey to a land of sandcastles, love, and endless possibilities. Because somehow, somewhere, someday, this Minecraft server will be the most epic place you’ve ever been.

Creepers Gone Wild

100k, 3K, CREEPERS, Doki, Elira, return stream, what went wrong, Wild

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	965
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Towns Built:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, fear not, because our server is the place to be if you’re looking for some wild and wacky adventures!

Join us and you might just witness Doki making a triumphant return to the server, complete with a grand parade and fireworks show for all to enjoy. And if that’s not enough, Elira will also be making her grand return, but this time she’s bringing along a pet dragon that she’s trained to do her bidding.

With over 100k streams of Doki’s return and 3k streams of Elira’s return, you know this server is where all the action is happening. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness! Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server.

Pixelated Ninjas & Creepers: A Western Take on JRPGs

CREEPERS, cross-genre, cultural exchange, game adaptation, game collaboration, game creation, game design, game development, game diversity, game innovation, game localization, game market, game production, gaming industry, Japanese game company, Jrpg, JRPGs, Ninjas, pixelated, role playing games, rpgs, video games, Western, western game company, WRPG

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3813
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	9257
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
New Chunks Explored:	482397	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Votes:	4697	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and experience the wackiest mashup of Western and Japanese gaming influences you’ve ever seen. Picture this: cowboys riding chocobos, samurais wielding laser guns, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

But that’s not all – we’ve got quests that will have you scratching your head in confusion, dungeons that will make you question your sanity, and secret Easter eggs that will have you laughing until you cry. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything quite like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown in the most absurdly awesome way possible. Who knew that a western game company could make a JRPG or a Japanese game company could make a WRPG? Only on our server, folks. Only on our server.

Pixel Peen Palace: 2D Boobie Blocks /hgg2d/

2D Hentai Games, 3D games, blocks, boobie, bushy eyebrows, dlsite, fetish discussion, H-Action Games, hentai rpg, hgg2d, IPFS Edition, japanese games, linux, Machine Translation, Newcomers Guide, Nifty translation tool, Palace, Peen, PIXEL, RGSS Decrypter, RJ Code, RJ Gallery, rpg maker games, rpgmaker, VH FAQ, Violated Heroine, visual novels

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7989
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dimension Hops:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the bushes have the most fabulous and bushy eyebrows you’ve ever seen! Join us for a wild adventure filled with eyebrow grooming quests, where you must tame the unruly brows of the forest creatures to earn their trust.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures guarded by giant eyebrow monsters. Will you have the courage to face them and claim the loot?

And don’t forget about our exclusive eyebrow salon, where you can customize your character’s eyebrows with sparkles, glitter, and even neon colors. Stand out from the crowd with your fabulous brows!

So come join us on this eyebrow-raising adventure and see why our server is the most eyebrow-tastic place in all of Minecraft!

SnackCraft: Where we gather ’round the fire for epic adventures and tasty treats! LOLz guaranteed!

Adventures, Bonding, Campfire, CHIPS, Community, Companionship, Cozy, Epic, Evening, Fire, Food, Friends, Fun, gather, Gathering, GUARANTEED, Hospitality, Laughter, lolz, Outdoor, Relaxation, sharing, SnackCraft, SNACKS, socializing, Tasty, Treats, warmth

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6881
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But here’s the catch – the only way to access it was by doing the Chicken Dance for 10 minutes straight! And guess what? They did it and became the richest players in the land!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Pig Racing Championship. Yes, you heard that right. Strap a saddle on a pig, grab a carrot on a stick, and race against your friends to see who can cross the finish line first. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (just kidding, we don’t condone pig-napping)!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of llamas who roam the server, granting wishes to those who can solve their riddles. Rumor has it that one lucky player was granted the ability to fly like a bat for a whole week!

So grab your snacks, gather around the fire, and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafting Chaos: /vg/ Madness Server

Awareness, causes, Chaos, Community, coping mechanisms, Crafting, Create, discussion, Favorite, forum, madness, mental health, mental illness, mistake, post, Psychology, research, Server, stigma, Support, Therapy, Treatment, VG, video games

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4585
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel sane? Well, look no further because our server is here to drive you absolutely bonkers! Join us and experience a whole new level of insanity as you navigate through our wacky world filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and talking pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous /vg/ mental illnesses, where players can compete to see who can come up with the craziest and most outrageous ideas. From building upside-down houses to creating a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and embrace the madness! Who knows, you might just end up with a case of the giggles that lasts for days. Just remember to bring your straight jacket, because things are about to get wild!

Pixel Pupper Paradise: ‘Am I cute?’ Minecraft Server

Appearance, beauty standards, Confidence, cute, cute or not, Insecurity, Minecraft, Paradise, PIXEL, pupper, Questioning, seeking approval, seeking reassurance, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-conscious, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-image, self-perception, self-validation, Server, validation

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	829
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	104
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. You’ll be busting a move with these explosive dancers all night long!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

DisasterCraft: Where griefers, creepers, and Endermen unite to destroy everything you love

CHANGE, consequences, Corruption, CREEPERS, destroy, Destruction, devastation, disastercraft, Downfall, endermen, Events, forever.., Government, Griefers, History, Impact, influence, lessons learned, love, Politics, power, Reflection, regret, ruined country, society, Tragedy, unite

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2346
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with three events that will leave you questioning reality!

Event 1: The Great Sheep Uprising – One day, all the sheep on our server decided they were tired of being sheared and rebelled against the players. It was woolly chaos as they took over the land, bleating their demands for better treatment. Join our server to witness the woolly revolution!

Event 2: The Potato Famine of Doom – A mysterious curse swept through our server, turning all the potatoes into poisonous zombie spuds. Players had to band together to find a cure before they all turned into potato zombies themselves. Can you survive the potato apocalypse?

Event 3: The Great Chicken Migration – The chickens on our server suddenly gained the ability to fly and decided to migrate to a new land. Players had to race against the clock to catch as many flying chickens as possible before they disappeared forever. Join our server to witness the clucking chaos!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes with insane events and wacky adventures, look no further. Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!