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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 4775 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 153 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 479 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Ores Mined: | 1305 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 32 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted cookies. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance battles.
So, if you wanna experience the most wacky and wild Minecraft adventures of your life, join our server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared to see things that you can never unsee…like a cow wearing a top hat and monocle. It’s a whole new level of insanity, my dude.