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| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 9446 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Farms Harvested: | 330 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like the coolest server ever, like seriously bro. We got llamas that can fly and pigs that wear top hats, it’s wild! And the best part is, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate so you can eat them while you mine.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where all the mobs come to dance. And our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline so you can bounce around while you fight. Plus, our admins are all trained ninjas so they can help you out if you get stuck in a tree or something.
So like, why use your phone for boring stuff when you could be joining this totally rad Minecraft SMP? Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.
