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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 4550 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 12 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Divine Spears Created: | 19 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
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But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of villagers who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a bunch of blocky NPCs.
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