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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 8723 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 486 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Animals Bred: | 27 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is that there are no rules. Want to build a giant penis statue? Go for it. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why the hell not? Our server is a lawless wasteland of creativity and chaos, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. The winner gets a diamond sword and the loser gets thrown into a pit of lava. It’s a win-win situation!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and ridiculous as you are, then come join us. Just remember, I fucking told you so.