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so they decided to create a minecraft server where EVERYTHING IS MADE OF WAX! yes, you heard that right, your house, your tools, even the mobs are made of wax! imagine fighting a zombie made of wax, it’s like a giant candle trying to eat your brains! but don’t worry, if you run out of wax, just go to the wax forest and chop down some wax trees to replenish your supply.
and that’s not all, there’s a secret quest on the server where you have to find the legendary wax dragon and defeat him to become the ultimate wax warrior. but be careful, because if you melt too much wax, you might just end up like poor icarus, falling from the sky because your wings couldn’t handle the heat.
so come join us on this waxy adventure, where everything is slippery and shiny and oh so flammable. who knew that wax could be so much fun in minecraft?