Family Kino SMP – 15 Years Later

Years, overdue reunion, smp, family fun, Nostalgia

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMP servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to start a family… in Minecraft! That’s right, we haven’t had a starting a family kino in 15 years and we need YOU to come and shake things up.

Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft parent, raising virtual children and teaching them the ways of the blocky world. But beware, there are rumors of a secret society of Minecraft toddlers who are plotting to overthrow the current family system and take over the server. Will you be able to protect your family from these tiny terrors?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you be able to defeat this feathered fiend and claim the title of Chicken King for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest family adventure you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

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15 Years Minecraft SMP Party Time

Party, football, Celebrating, Minecraft, sports

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is celebrating its 15th birthday today! That’s right, we’ve been around longer than some of your favorite YouTubers have been alive.

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, epic battles, and maybe even a few explosions (accidental, of course). Our community is so tight-knit, we practically finish each other’s redstone contraptions.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes regular appearances on our server, just to keep things interesting. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just watch out for creepers with party hats – they’re the real party animals around here.

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CousinClash Minecraft Server

Cards, LEAVING, united states, LAUGH, House

Are you tired of unwanted house guests overstaying their welcome? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any pesky relatives causing trouble. Plus, our virtual world has no room for drama llamas, only friendly players looking to have a good time. So say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a stress-free gaming experience on our server!

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PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

international relations, donation, paramilitary organization, Ukraine, Minecraft

so, like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server? it’s so lit, you gotta join, man. like, this server is so wild, it’s like a russian teen getting 15 years in prison for donating to some paramilitary group in ukraine. like, what even is that, right?

anyway, this server is like the ultimate place to be, bro. we got epic builds, insane minigames, and a community that’s more lit than a bonfire on a summer night. you gotta join us, man, it’s gonna be a blast.

plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the ultimate minecraft player. like, you’ll be able to fly, shoot fireballs from your hands, and summon a dragon to do your bidding. it’s totally legit, i swear.

so come on, join us on this crazy minecraft server. it’s gonna be a wild ride, and you won’t regret it. trust me, it’s gonna be more fun than watching a cat try to play the piano.

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PagerCraft Minecraft Server

alert system, notification system, Coordinated pager blasts, preparedness, Technology

Yo, listen up! this server is like a freakin’ rollercoaster ride of epic proportions! we got coordinated pager blasts that have been in the making for 15 whole years, can you believe it?! it’s like a symphony of chaos and madness, but in a good way, ya know?

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of being chased by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep, or maybe you wanna build a house out of flying pigs, the possibilities are endless, dude!

And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. It’s lit, fam!

So come on down and join us on this wild, wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry Endermen, but who’s counting?) Let’s get this party started, woo! 🎉🐑🐷🕺🧟‍♂️

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Poop-Powered Jet Fuel: Minecraft’s Craziest Server Yet!

commercial-scale factory, Server, faeces, amazing resource, Jet

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we turn human waste into sustainable aviation fuel! Yes, you heard that right – we’re taking poop and turning it into fuel for planes. Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place that combines the joys of Minecraft with the stench of a sewage treatment plant?

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, building epic structures, and all the while, you’re surrounded by the delightful aroma of biosolids. It’s like playing Minecraft in a porta-potty, but way more fun!

Our server is the perfect place for those who love a challenge – both in-game and in terms of holding your nose. So come join us and experience the magical world of turning poop into power. Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask!

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Ad Astoria RP

Elves, Medieval, Lore, humans, continent

Welcome to Astoria Minecraft Server

Brief Overview

Type	Whitelisted, RP, Medieval-fantasy
Features	Custom map, growing community, story-driven gameplay
Races	Humans, Elves, Dwarves, Orcs
Joining	Apply on Discord, create a character based on lore

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Ad Astoria?	We are a whitelisted, medieval-fantasy RP server focusing on diplomacy and world-building.
How do I join?	Join our Discord, apply in #apply-here, submit a character in #character-submission.
What are some features?	Revive system, Dynmap Towny, Gold economy, Custom races, PvP timer, and more.

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Eternal Odyssey 1.20.6

18 year old, workplace dynamics, coworker, desire, odyssey

Bro, forget about your coworker and join this Minecraft server instead!

You won’t have to worry about awkward eye contact or office drama here.

Just imagine building a giant statue of yourself and flexing on all the other players.

Plus, you can mine for diamonds and pretend they’re your coworker’s eyes, but like, in a non-creepy way.

Trust me, this server is way more fun than trying to decipher if your coworker actually wants to bang.

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RichCraft: Diamonds & Dollars

Have you ever dated a Minecraft player who’s so rich they have diamond armor for every day of the week? Join our server and experience the luxurious life of the elite Minecraft players! Our spawn area is a replica of a real-life mansion, complete with a pool filled with lava (for that extra hot tub experience).

But that’s not all! Our players have so much wealth, they use emeralds as toilet paper and build their houses out of solid gold blocks. Join now and you might just find yourself riding a diamond-encrusted pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. Don’t miss out on the chance to live like a Minecraft millionaire!

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BusBoom Minecraft Server

Terrorism, bus bombing, Buses, SECURITY, terror attack

OMG LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A BOMB EXPLODING WITH FUN! COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CHAOS OF SUSPECTED TERROR ATTACKS IN ISRAEL! WE GOT MULTIPLE BUSES EXPLODING IN TEL AVIV, IT’S LIT AF!

JOIN US IF YOU WANNA FEEL THE ADRENALINE RUSH OF ESCAPING EXPLOSIONS WHILE BUILDING YOUR OWN EPIC MINECRAFT CREATIONS! WHO NEEDS PEACEFUL SURVIVAL MODE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE HEART-POUNDING ACTION LIKE THIS?!

COME ON, DON’T BE A CHICKEN, JOIN OUR SERVER AND BECOME A LEGEND AMONGST THE CHAOS! YOLO, AMIRITE?! 😂🔥🚌💥

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15 Years

Welcome to Astoria Minecraft Server

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