🤪 Our players are so dedicated, they’ll follow you home just to offer you £10 for some… questionable favors. But hey, at least they’re generous, right? And who knows, maybe you’ll even get a sexual hand gesture thrown in for free!
😜 So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs boring old school when you can have this level of excitement in just 45 minutes? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!
Join now and experience the thrill of dodging unexpected deaths like a pro swimmer dodging sharks in the ocean. Our server is so wild, it’ll make you question if you’re playing Minecraft or in a real-life soap opera.
With more plot twists than a telenovela, you’ll never know what’s coming next. From sudden deaths to unexpected tragedies, our server will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.
So come on down and join the chaos! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to meet a hilariously untimely demise. Just remember, it’s all in good fun (we promise).
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to build shrines in her honor, send her creepy messages in-game, and even follow her every move as she navigates through our virtual world. Who knew stalking could be so entertaining?
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the obsession begin! Just remember, it’s all in the name of fun…right?
| Platform | BEDROCK AND JAVA |
|---|---|
| Description | The Intercontinental SMP is a super rad new factions server looking for people to establish epic nations, make rad builds, trade, war, develop deep lore, or chill and make sick new friends. It’s locally Java but with Bedrock support and a player-based economy, central server location, player-run chest shops, dynmap, custom terrain generation, chill yet fair moderation, and more! Everyone’s welcome! |
| Contact | Add ‘isleptwithjesus’ on Discord 🔥🔥 |
A: Yes, the server supports both Bedrock and Java platforms.
A: Yes, there is a player-based economy with player-run chest shops.
A: Yes, the server offers custom terrain generation and a dynmap for players to explore.
A: The server features chill yet fair moderation to ensure a welcoming environment for all players.
Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying llamas, battle against an army of evil chickens, and even participate in a synchronized swimming competition with a group of friendly dolphins. And did we mention the secret underground disco party hosted by a group of mischievous Endermen?
So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, surprises, and of course, plenty of pretzels! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind adventure. Grab your pickaxe and get ready for the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few unexpected alliances with the red homos themselves. Who knows, you might even become their leader if you play your cards right.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the wrong red homo could mean the end of your Minecraft journey. Just remember, you have been warned!