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| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 9404 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Enchantments Applied: | 212 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 |
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like no one is watching (even though everyone is watching because, you know, it’s underground). And don’t even get me started on the annual llama race where players ride llamas dressed in ridiculous costumes while dodging obstacles like flying pigs and exploding creepers.
Oh, and did I mention the guy who runs around the server wearing nothing but a pumpkin on his head, claiming to be the king of the potato people? Yeah, he’s a real gem.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, then look no further. Join us now and become part of the madness! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re basically a subhuman. Just kidding…or am I?
