15. Surprising aspects of being an adult Minecraft Servers

15. Surprising aspects of being an adult Minecraft Servers

  • GrownUpProblems

    GrownUpProblems
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 7778
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18
    Endless Legions Commanded: 24 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1

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    Are you tired of adulting and dealing with the struggles of everyday life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from the clutches of responsibility! Join us and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic pixelated castle.

    On our server, you’ll find a community of players who are just as fed up with adulting as you are. We have weekly events like “Build Battle Royale” where you can show off your creative skills and compete for ridiculous prizes like a virtual pet unicorn or a diamond-encrusted pickaxe.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Some say it’s guarded by a pack of zombie chickens, while others claim it’s protected by a giant lava monster named Steve. Are you brave enough to venture into the depths and claim the loot for yourself?

    So why waste your time dealing with bills and deadlines when you could be exploring a world of endless possibilities and absurd adventures? Join our Minecraft server today and let your inner child run wild!

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  • CraftyStuck Minecraft Server

    CraftyStuck Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 4999
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 24 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4

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    Are you tired of getting banned for talking about Homestuck on other forums? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can discuss Homestuck to your heart’s content without any repercussions! Join us on this epic journey through the world of Homestuck, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

    Our server, lovingly dubbed “Nyassets Edition” (don’t ask us how we came up with that name, it’s a long and ridiculous story involving a talking llama and a magic potato), is the perfect place for fans of Homestuck to come together and nerd out over their favorite webcomic. We even have an exclusive fan game called “The Genesis Project” where you can immerse yourself in the world of Homestuck like never before.

    So why should you join our Minecraft server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a pack of deranged chickens wearing top hats. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the ghost of Andrew Hussie himself haunts our server, offering cryptic advice and occasionally turning players into pumpkins.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our wacky, wild, and slightly unhinged Minecraft server for a Homestuck experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky creepers – they have a tendency to explode when you least expect it.

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  • SadDadGladLadMC

    SadDadGladLadMC
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    Players: 102/400 Votes: 8670
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 14
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 33
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel all the emotions? Look no further than our server! Join now and experience a rollercoaster of emotions, from joy to rage to everything in between!

    Our server is so emotionally charged, even the toughest players will shed a tear. Cry tears of joy as you build the most epic structures, or tears of frustration as you battle mobs in the darkest caves.

    Join now and experience the ultimate emotional journey in Minecraft! Who needs therapy when you have our server to help you express all your feelings? Don’t be a cold asshole like the OP, come join us and let it all out!

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  • PresidentialBrainVacancy

    PresidentialBrainVacancy
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    Players: 90/200 Votes: 932
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 59
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of dealing with politics and world issues? Join our Minecraft server instead and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom! No need to worry about pesky elections or international diplomacy – just focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

    Our server is so epic that even the ghosts of past presidents have been spotted roaming the virtual plains, offering advice on how to rule with an iron fist (or a diamond pickaxe, whatever works). Plus, rumor has it that if you build a statue of yourself out of gold blocks, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So why bother with the stress of real-life leadership when you can rule over a blocky paradise filled with endless possibilities? Join our server today and start your journey to virtual greatness!

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  • VitaminCraft: GastricGamerz

    VitaminCraft: GastricGamerz
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 2719
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Demon Skulls Collected: 24
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

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    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE DRINKIN’ A ORAL MULTI-VITAMIN CARBONATED BEVERAGE! IT PROMOTES GASTRIC EMPTYING AND REDUCES VOMITING DURING URGENT CESAREAN SECTIONS!

    YUP, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT! THIS SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE HAVIN’ A BABY WITHOUT ALL THE PAIN! JOIN OUR CRAZY COMMUNITY WHERE WE BUILD WILDLY INAPPROPRIATE STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH OUR VITAMIN-POWERED STRENGTH!

    SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US, BECAUSE WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO IMPROVE THEIR MATERNAL OUTCOMES IN A MINECRAFT SERVER, AMIRITE? LET’S GET CRAZY AND HAVE SOME FUN!

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  • Fuzzy Factions

    Fuzzy Factions
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 4569
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Dimension Hops: 13
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

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  • SoolarTime – Time For A Sunny Game! Minecraft server

    SoolarTime – Time For A Sunny Game! Minecraft server
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 2365
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Mines Excavated: 2746
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Crystal Wands Charged: 14
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Alien Abductions: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4

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    Time for a Solar Game!

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  • VAllureCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    VAllureCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 4012
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Runes Activated: 0 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 3863
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where we have a whole bunch of Vtuber Corpos ready to entertain you! Meet Azura Dulait, the Fertility Goddess who can make your crops grow faster than bone meal. Or how about Icey Snowpaws, the Feral Polar Bear who can protect you from creepers with just a roar? And don’t forget about Immy Bisou, the Hex Maniac who can turn your enemies into harmless chickens.

    But that’s not all – we also have Mercy Modiste, the Dorky Yandere who will protect you at all costs (even if it means sacrificing a few sheep). And let’s not forget Shibi Cottonbum, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress who will make sure you never run out of diamonds. Oh, and did we mention Stronny Cuttles, the Hypnotic Cuttlefish who can make your enemies dance like they’re at a rave?

    Join our server now for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). Just remember, all of our talents are in a relationship – with the server owner (that’s me). So come on in and join the fun – just don’t ask for a Discord server, because we’re too cool for that. See you in the game!

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  • CraftyShitters Minecraft Server

    CraftyShitters Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 7630
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Epic Battles Fought: 19

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    Are you tired of the streetshitters running amok on this server? Do you feel like the lazy trannies and jannies just aren’t cutting it? Well, fear not, because we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate authority in policing /pw/! Take down those pesky streetshitters with your trusty diamond sword and show them who’s boss. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server that only the bravest players can find. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s clean up this virtual street together!

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  • DebateCraft Minecraft Server

    DebateCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 7674
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Magical Moments Shared: 11
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
    Demon Skulls Collected: 36 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 30

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey gamers of Reddit! Tired of watching boring political debates? Join our Minecraft server instead and escape the chaos! Our server is a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the real world drama and build your dream castle made entirely of cheese. So why watch the debates when you can join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy? See you there, fellow adventurers!

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  • Block and Roll

    Block and Roll
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 995
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Animals Bred: 61
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Crops Grown: 5061 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 16 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Endless Legions Commanded: 23

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just say “fuck you” all the time? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us and experience a world where saying “fuck you” is not only encouraged, but rewarded! That’s right, every time you swear at someone, you’ll earn a diamond block in return.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Fuck You Forest,” where every tree is made of pure diamond and every creeper wears a top hat.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the profanity-filled adventures begin!

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