15. Release MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Rubbed Dick Minecraft Server

3. long tail, 7. stimulation, 5. satisfaction, 2. rub, 14. afterglow

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like rubbing your dick for a while – it’s guaranteed to give you a good time!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for 24 hours, complete with the ability to shoot cheese balls at your enemies. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the joy of being a cheese warrior, you’ll never want to play on any other server again.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see why everyone is saying, “my dick after I rub it for a while be like…this server is the best thing ever!”

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Pixel Link Odyssey 1.20.2

Lottie Shinju, Kanna Yanagi, V4Mirai, odyssey, Raki Kazuki

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got clumsy girls, silly girly girls, chuuni seiso girls, and delulu deredere girls ready to play with you. Explore retro games, horror games, RPGs, and more with our gremlin imouto and dorky weird girl. Plus, we have original songs and covers to serenade you while you mine and build. Don’t miss out on the madness – join now and question your reality with us!

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ParentalProbs Minecraft Server

clashing personalities, parental conflicts, parents’ marriage issues, emotional burden, parental expectations

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us and build your own virtual family where the only fights you’ll have are over who gets the last diamond. No more listening to your parents argue about who left the dishes in the sink or whose turn it is to take out the trash – on our server, the only trash you’ll see is the creeper explosions!

Forget about trying to save your parents’ marriage – on our server, the only thing you’ll be saving is your precious loot from pesky mobs. And who needs emotional support when you have a whole community of fellow players ready to team up and conquer the virtual world together?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual counselor to help you navigate the challenges of building the perfect castle. See you in the game!

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WeekendWarriorz

Priorities, Expectations, personal time, Communication, social life

Are you tired of dealing with social drama and conflicting schedules in real life? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about it again! Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos of real life and focus on building epic structures with your virtual friends.

Forget about having to choose between seeing your long-lost pals or spending time with your significant other – on our server, you can do both! Who needs real-life plans when you can have virtual adventures with your buddies whenever you want?

Join now and say goodbye to social obligations and hello to endless fun and laughter in the virtual world. Trust us, your Minecraft friends will never guilt trip you for spending time with them instead of your girlfriend. It’s a win-win situation!

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GalacticGriefer Minecraft SMP

escape plan, influence, political sphere, power, Manipulation

Yo, listen up fam, this Minecraft SMP is like the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in your blocky life. We got techno oligarchs running around like crazy, trying to warp our political sphere for some wild reason – they’re obsessed with getting humans off this planet! Like, what even bro? But hey, that just adds to the chaos and fun of this server.

Join us if you wanna be part of a community where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time. We’ve got insane stories happening every day, like that one time a player built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon (yeah, we don’t question it either).

So come on, hop on this crazy train and see where it takes you. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of this wacky Minecraft world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of blocks, ’cause things are about to get lit!

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BlockyBattles

body resilience, muscle soreness, physical stress, endurance test, physical struggle

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t push your limits? Well, look no further because our server will make you question your very existence!

Join us if you want to test your endurance and see just how strong your Minecraft character really is. Our server is so intense, it’s like doing a marathon while juggling flaming swords and reciting the entire script of Shrek backwards.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you survive the challenges of our server, you’ll unlock the secret to immortality and gain the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT)!

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FrenchFryCraft Minecraft Server

Server, physical abuse, Victims, History, perpetrators

hey you! ya you! do you want to join the most epic minecraft server ever?! well do i have a story for you! so like, in this server, we have this crazy town called france and they are like getting ready for the biggest child abuse trial ever! like, can you imagine the drama and chaos that will unfold?! join our server to witness this insane event and maybe even become a part of the trial yourself! we promise you won’t be bored, like ever! so come on, what are you waiting for?! join now and be a part of the madness!

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KyivCraft: Drone Wars

military technology, Wars, Geopolitical, KyivCraft, Ukraine

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz Russia be launchin da biggest drone attack on Ukraine! Kyiv be like “wut?!” But don’t worry, on dis server u can build ur own drone army and take down dem baddies like a boss. Plus, we got secret underground bunkers where u can hide from da chaos and plot ur revenge. So come join us and let’s show dem Russians who’s boss in dis crazy virtual world!

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Pixel Doc Notes: Hold Docs Accountable

healthcare quality, docs, care, Notes, hold doctors accountable

So, like, you know when you’re playing Minecraft and you’re, like, trying to build a sick castle but then you forget where you put all your diamonds? Well, on this server, we got you covered, bro! Our players are like, super organized and keep track of all their stuff so you never have to worry about losing your precious loot again.

And, like, if you ever get sick in real life and need to go see a doctor, our server is the perfect place to practice documenting your symptoms! We have, like, virtual doctors who will totally hold you accountable for your care and make sure you get the right diagnosis. Plus, if you’re feeling a little brain damaged, our community is super supportive and will help you through it with lots of LOLs and memes.

So, like, come join our server and never lose your diamonds again while also practicing your note-taking skills for when you need to see a doctor! It’s gonna be a total blast, dude!

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Milton Mc

Community, PvP, Competition, Minecraft, LifeSteal

Join our thrilling, high-stakes Minecraft world where every heart counts! In this public Lifesteal server, the stakes are higher than ever — when you deal damage to another player, you gain their health! But watch out, because if they manage to defeat you, they’ll steal your hearts too.

Key Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Collect hearts by defeating other players or protect yours from being stolen. PvP Combat: Engage in intense battles with other players, challenge rivals, and become the ultimate Lifesteal champion. Economy & Rewards: Level up and earn rewards as you progress through the server. Use your loot wisely to dominate! Friendly Community: Join a welcoming and active community of players, ready to team up or take you down. Custom Features: Enjoy unique twists on classic gameplay mechanics, bringing you a fresh new way to experience Minecraft PvP.

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