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Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 6587 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 29 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join our server. We also have epic battles, insane builds, and a thriving economy that will make you feel like a virtual millionaire. Plus, our staff is always on hand to help with any issues you may encounter – whether it’s a pesky creeper blowing up your house or a player stealing your diamonds.
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything can happen – including getting a surprise visit from our resident masturbator. You won’t regret it…probably.