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Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 8336 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join our server. We also have epic battles, insane builds, and a thriving economy that will make you feel like a virtual millionaire. Plus, our staff is always on hand to help with any issues you may encounter – whether it’s a pesky creeper blowing up your house or a player stealing your diamonds.
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything can happen – including getting a surprise visit from our resident masturbator. You won’t regret it…probably.