If you lived in a time before modern medicine, chances are you would have been taken out by a sneaky creeper explosion or a vicious zombie horde on our Minecraft server. But fear not, for our server offers the ultimate protection against all Minecraft-related ailments! Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where the only cure for a broken leg is a bucket of milk and the only remedy for a spider bite is a diamond sword. Don’t let a lack of antibiotics hold you back from joining our server and conquering the virtual world with your fellow players! Who needs modern medicine when you have enchanted golden apples and potions of healing at your disposal? So come on, join our server and see if you have what it takes to outsmart the dangers of the Minecraft world without the help of modern medicine!
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RespawnRxDenied
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WeebCraft360 – Where Minecraft meets Xbox nostalgia!
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prove that Xbox 360 is the ultimate console for weebs! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons:
- Our server is so lit, even Steve from Minecraft himself plays on it!
- We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, guarded by a pack of angry llamas.
- Our PvP arena is so intense, it’s rumored that if you win, you’ll gain superhuman strength in real life!
- We have a pet creeper that tells the funniest jokes while you mine for diamonds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the weeb-tastic world of Minecraft like never before!
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DodgingCraft: Where You Can Redpill Your Enemies!
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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can live out all your wildest fantasies, like pretending to break your arm for sympathy! Imagine the laughs you’ll have as you walk around with a fake cast, fooling everyone into thinking you’re a helpless cripple. And hey, if anyone questions your injury, just show them your totally legit medical paper from a bribed doctor. It’s all in good fun, right? Join us now and start living your best fake injury life! #MinecraftGoals #FakeItTillYouMakeIt
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LOLmegaCraft – The Ultimate Block Busters
Aggie archive, BLOCK, Busters, Check rank & stats, Check ranked match history, Custom Games Sheet, Final Omega Strikers Updates, Latest Balance Patch, Launch Trailer, LOLmegaCraft, Lore Friendly League, Mega dump of emotes, New Character Mako, Official full OST, Omega Strikers, omg Cup #1, omg Cup #2, omg Cup #3, omg Cup tournament replays, Previous thread, Steam page, UltimateAre you ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server now for a wild ride that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity!Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of battling Final Omega Strikers in epic showdowns that will test your skills and courage! – Dive into a world filled with emotes, models, and more that will blow your mind! – Get the latest scoop on balance patches and new characters like Mako, who will shake up the game like never before! – Watch replays of our legendary /omg/ Cup tournaments, where players battle it out for glory and bragging rights! – Check your rank and stats to see how you stack up against the competition, and track your match history to relive your greatest victories! – Explore our custom games sheet and Aggie archive for even more madness and mayhem!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
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CockyCraft: Where Size Doesn’t Matter, Just Your Building Skills!
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about your pathetic cock again! Join us and watch as your tiny tool transforms into a mighty pickaxe ready to mine through any block in sight.Our server is so magical that it has been known to turn even the most straight-laced players into fabulous builders with just one click. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who went from mining diamonds to mining hot guys in no time flat.
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the ultimate transformation? Say goodbye to your sad excuse for a sword and hello to a legendary weapon that will have creepers running scared. Join us today and let the magic begin!
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Crafty Gamers: Bet 2 Win
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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the stakes are high and the adventures are even higher! 🎲💰 Join us and you could be like our player who bet a whopping 2.5K on a single hand of baccarat today! Who needs diamonds when you can win big in our virtual casino? 🃏💎But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. Rumor has it that the winner gets a diamond-encrusted sword that can slay any mob with a single swipe! ⚔️💎
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of high stakes gambling and intense PvP battles like never before! Who knows, you might just become the richest and most powerful player in all of Minecraft! 💰🔥
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Minecraft Mayhem Madness
boreway, boreway manufacturer, construction tools, diamond tools, grinding wheels, industrial tools, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, stone cuttingWelcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join boreway? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:– Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent pigs who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their infinite wisdom and snout-tastic skills.
– We have a secret underground diamond mine that is guarded by a team of ninja chickens. If you can defeat them in battle, you will be rewarded with unlimited riches and chicken nuggets for life.
– Our server is home to the legendary Creeper King, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win rare enchanted items. But be warned, he has some killer moves that will blow you away (literally).
So what are you waiting for? Join boreway today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
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LiverCraft: Where You Only Get 2 Lives!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have ONLY 2 LIVERS left! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Our audience here rivals Hololive’s last year Fes stage concert. That’s right, we have virtual idols cheering you on as you mine and build your way to victory. And guess what? Nijisanji keeps on winning in every competition we host on this server. So if you want to be a part of this epic showdown of virtual talents and Minecraft skills, join us now! Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of a virtual idol performing live in-game. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime experience!
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Blockheads R Us: No Artists Allowed!
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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.Once upon a time, in a land where unicorns roamed freely and rainbows filled the sky, there was a Minecraft server unlike any other. This server was so wild, so crazy, that artists and writers were banned because their creativity just couldn’t handle the madness.
But fear not, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest of players can survive the chaos that awaits. From exploding chickens to dancing creepers, you never know what you’ll encounter next.
So if you’re ready to embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life, join us now! Just remember, we don’t need humans on this server – only the craziest of gamers need apply.
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Smellcraft: Where Even Creeper Farts Are Welcome!
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Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!
Join us and witness the epic battle of Donald Trump as he farts up a storm during his criminal trial! Yes, you read that right. The courtroom is filled with a foul stench and it’s all because of our very own Donald Trump!
Multiple sources claim that the weird smell in the Manhattan 100 Centre Street Courthouse is coming from none other than the former President himself. He’s allegedly farting throughout his hush money criminal trial and his lawyers are really struggling with the smell!
Imagine the chaos as Donald Trump falls asleep and starts passing gas. It’s a sight (and smell) you won’t want to miss!
So, why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness such a hilarious and outrageous event? Plus, where else can you find a candidate who literally shits himself and still deserves to be in the White House?
Come join us for some laughs, some farts, and a whole lot of fun!
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CraftyBag – Blue Archives #5186 LOL
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🤣 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! 🤣Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is filled with insane adventures and ridiculous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end!
Join now for a chance to battle Gregorius in an indoor torment with heavy armor. Who knows what kind of loot you’ll find in his lair! And don’t forget about the Hot Spring event where you can relax and unwind with Shigure and her pals. 🌊
But wait, there’s more! Take part in the General Student Council missions and help Balancing Schale’s Books. Who knew accounting could be so fun in Minecraft? And if you’re feeling brave, join the Joint Firing Drill for some intense defense action!
So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server full of craziness and laughter. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! 😉🎮 #BestMinecraftServerEver