15. Irritating word misuse Minecraft Servers

15. Irritating Word Misuse

  • Mispronounced Cliffs Minecraft SMP

    Mispronounced Cliffs Minecraft SMP

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    Yo, fellow blockheads! Welcome to the wildest, craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever hear about! Like, if you don’t JOIN this server, you might just explode into a pool of rainbow cupcakes from FOMO (Fear Of Missing Out, duh!).

    First off, I heard that a giant chicken named Cluckzilla is guarding a secret treasure buried deep in the End dimension where the Ender dragons do the cha-cha. Oh, and if you can get past the lava moat filled with angry ocelots and extremely grouchy banana peels, you might find the legendary diamond-encrusted sandwich that grants you unlimited powers to fly over creeper explosions like they’re just the worst kind of fireworks. Yeah, you read that right!

    Like, have you ever seen a respawning shulker with a monocle?? That’s right; this SMP has a classy vibe. You’ll be building castles while sipping hot cocoa and being serenaded by a herd of singing llamas (they have excellent taste in music, trust me). Oh, and the crafting tables here? They’re sentient and have feelings! If you don’t compliment them daily, they’ll refuse to craft your best tools, which is super awkward when you need that diamond pickaxe to break your friend’s house down. Talk about friendship goals, am I right?!

    Oh, and here’s a fun fact: Every full moon, a horde of enchanting zombie squirrels invade the server. If you can defeat them, you get the ultimate prize: a pet broccoli that gives you XP just for existing. Who doesn’t want a vegetable sidekick, like seriously? Btw, I’m pretty sure my broccoli is plotting against me… it keeps whispering, “Hari-diri-hari, broccoli supremacy!”

    Join us now, and you might just meet the infamous Steve the Mysterious, who doesn’t have a face but knows all the things about modded gameplay. Rumor has it he once built a roller coaster that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Like, cheddar. I’m lactose intolerant, but for that experience, I’d risk it all.

    So if you find yourself mispronouncing “Enderman” as “Endermite” (which is totally a thing here, lol), then this is the SMP for you! Here, we celebrate linguistic interpretation with crazy contests like “Guess That Pig Sound” and “Scream Like a Creeper.”

    Hop on over and let’s start this adventure packed with absurdities and absolutely questionable life choices. Trust me, your brain will thank you for not jumping off any cliffs—it’ll just be too busy trying to find the nearest enchanted pizza shop! 🍕💫

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  • 💎 BarsMine 💎 Survival, Bedwars, Vulture 1.12-1.20 Minecraft server

    💎 BarsMine 💎 Survival, Bedwars, Vulture 1.12-1.20 Minecraft server

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    ➜ VKontakte group vk.com/barsmine

    ➜ Website for purchasing donations BarsMine.ru

    ➜ IP – mc.topbars.net

    ➜ Version – 1.12-1.20

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    ★ ➜ Best survival server!

    ★ ➜ Honest PVP with Antirelog

    ★ ➜ BedWars, SkyWars

    ★ ➜ Cheap and honest donation!

    ★ ➜ Rarely wipe and never take away donations!

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    Also

    ★ No lags!

    ★ We don’t cheat for donations, we’re honest!

    ★ Kind and responsive administration!

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    m33.topbars.net

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  • Fallen City Anarchy Server

    Fallen City Anarchy Server

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    Welcome to Fallen City ANARCHY Server! by RANDOMIZED (Youtuber) In this server, chaos reigns supreme as there are no rules, no limitations, and no authority to enforce order. It’s a lawless environment where players have complete freedom to do as they please.

    Engage in ruthless PvP battles, form alliances or betray your fellow players, build massive fortresses, or destroy everything in sight. The choice is yours, and the consequences are real.

    With no plugins or mods restricting your actions, you can truly unleash your creativity and cunning. Use your wit and survival skills to navigate the treacherous landscape, gather resources, and forge powerful weapons and armor to defend yourself against rival players.

    But be warned, in this world, trust is a luxury. Anyone can turn on you at any moment, and there are no safe zones or protected areas. It’s a true test of your survival instincts and adaptability.

    Whether you prefer to be a lone wolf, a bandit preying on others, or a leader rallying a group of like-minded individuals, Fallen City ANARCHY Server offers an intense and unforgiving experience for those seeking anarchy and unbridled chaos.

    Enter at your own risk, for this is a place where the strongest and most cunning players thrive, and only the fittest survive. Will you embrace the anarchy and conquer the Fallen City, or will you become just another victim in the ruthless world of chaos? The choice is yours.

    Fallencity.shockbyte.games:25569

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  • philips shelter

    philips shelter

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    This is a Anarchy Minecraft Server Running 1.19.2 There are NO plugins and there also is no Anti-Cheat. Everything is allowed from Cheating to Griefing!

    185.223.164.30:26666

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  • Paragon

    Paragon

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    Thanks for checking out Paragon Network. Our current servers are Survival and Creative, with more on the way in the future. Please read below for more information.

    Survival is a vanilla-like grief protected server, with a large world to explore. Play & vote to unlock cool in-game perks as well as cosmetic items like disguises, pets and particles. We add new custom content regularly to keep the experience fun.

    Creative has a large plot world for you to build in. Vote & play to unlock in-game cosmetic items, perks, worldedit and plot flags to customise your experience. Team up with friends or focus on a solo build, with new updates & content planned for the future.

    Visit our donor store to purchase a rank across the network. Donating not only helps support the server but allows you to unlock cosmetic rewards that you cannot earn from the in-game crates. =)

    play.paragon.fun

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  • Orioncraft |1.16 – 1.20.4| Minecraft server

    Orioncraft |1.16 – 1.20.4| Minecraft server

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    One of the few vanilla servers *No wipes!*Hello! We are Orioncraft: one of the few pirate servers without wipes, and this is not anarchy!

    The server is made on a high-quality host and does not lag! The main advantages of the host:

    99% uptime

    20 TPS Without delays!

    Of the donations on the server, only the prefix and color of the nickname, that is, donations do not provide any advantage!


    No wipes

    No privates

    Vanilla server!


    We will be waiting for you, thank you for your attention!

    Bedrock port – 25086

    orioncraft.pw

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  • UwUCraft

    UwUCraft

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    UwU Semi-RP Server in 1.19.2

    In a world that has decided to be reborn because of human stupidity.

    The monsters have taken control of the earth and it is now invaded but one last UwU zone resist the time to find a hero to fight evil and receive the UwU blessing to protect us.

    The world formerly in Peace and UwU, your goal will be to survive by avoiding evil and deciding to survive in our small society… or by becoming a hero!

    “SERVER UNDER DEVELOPMENT (but accessible Economy / Professions / Shops / Ranks / Claim / Semi-RP / New Items)”

    play.uwucraft.be:25628

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  • Pandora

    Pandora

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    Dive into the enchanting world of Pandora, a minecraft server that redefines the essence of survival gameplay. Pandora is a haven for avid adventurers and casual builders alike, offering a rich tapestry of features and enhancements that promise an unforgettable gaming experience.

    Pandora is a world where survival is just the beginning of your journey. Explore a meticulously designed world, uncover its secrets, and make your mark as you create your own story. Whether you’re a solo adventurer or enjoy the camaraderie of a thriving community, Pandora has something to offer for every Minecraft player.

    play.pandorasmp.com

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  • NotexWorld – Anarchic project Minecraft server

    NotexWorld – Anarchic project Minecraft server

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    New anarchic server with a hell theme!We have: private blocks, an auction, a buyer with quests, whales, custom crafts, a donation store, a store for coins, a currency exchanger, mines and much more!

    mc.notexworld.ru

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  • MrAethers ATM8 Server

    MrAethers ATM8 Server

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    This server is a ATM8 Survival Server Regularly Maintaned and kept up to date with the lastest versions,Currently the server is on ATM8 1.0.4 please make sure you have the right version and modpack installed on CurseForge before joining!This server is a work in progress but i feel it is in a decent enough state to have player on now, most things are set up and we have around 10 regular players already.Please make sure to read the READ ME book when joining the game to get a full understanding of the rules of the server!any issues, suggestions or ideas can be submitted to the #Server-Support or #Server-Ideas channels of the discord respectivley.Thank you for joining and be sure to say hello to anyone online!

    mraether.apexmc.co

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