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  • Epic Failures United

    Epic Failures United

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌟 Welcome to the most outrageously wild Minecraft server in the land of blocky dreams! 🎮✨

    Are you tired of mundane compliments like “you’ve got a great personality” when everyone knows it’s just code for “please leave”? Fear not, fellow pixelated adventurers, for our legendary server is here to redefine the art of backhanded flattery! Here, we unleash the most insane reasons for you to join:

      • The Great Creeper Conspiracy: Legend has it that one of our players was so good at dodging Creepers, they ended up becoming the first ever Creeper Whisperer. Join now to learn their secret techniques while the rest of the world thinks you just have insane luck! Spoiler alert: It’s only a matter of time before you realize it’s all a PR stunt by the Creepers—obviously, they need the positive vibe!

      • The Endless Enchantment Shuffle: Our enchanting tables have been secretly possessed by cheerful spirits who think everyone deserves a shiny diamond sword. Now, if you end up with a stick instead, just remember: “Hey, at least you have a stick, right?” Join us and see how many magical stick transformations you can achieve!

      • The “You’re Not a Noob” Challenge: On our server, the first person who joins gets crowned as the ultimate Noob Slayer, earning the respect of players who are secretly stuck in their mom’s basement. So come flex your “not-noob” skills while dodging the questions about your shoe collection too!

      • The Blazed Trail to Fame: Rumor has it that our server hosts the Annual Blaze Race, where the loser is dubbed the “Burnt Toast of the Year.” Forget the actual race; just practice creating elaborate excuses for why you lost—everyone will call you a champion of creativity!

      • The Cobblestone Mansion of Regret: Build your very own house out of cobblestone, only to have every other member gently applaud your "unique design choice"! The compliments may be dripping in sarcasm, but hey, that’s just a fancy way of saying you’re a trendsetter… or you have a very specific taste in not-so-fancy blocks.

    So why wait? Join us and embrace the hilarity of half-hearted compliments that will leave you both rolling on the floor and questioning your life choices! Your ultimate Minecraft adventure awaits, filled with laughter, absurdity, and plenty of pixels! 🌈💎😂

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server IP: Play.FrontierSMP.net

    Server Discord: https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU

    Version: 1.20.4 (Java)

    Description:

    FrontierSMP is a PvP server based on enhancing the Towny elements to their full potential with NO PAY TO WIN. Towns can survey for resources, capture specific points to collect bonuses, and even participate in weekly Siege Wars. With the custom resources, you can craft furniture, unique tools, enchants, or even grow custom crops in specific seasons. The possibilities are endless, and Season 1 has just launched. At the end of the season, points will be tallied and the victors will be given rewards! Join us now for an awesome experience!

    Season 1:

    Season 1 is now live and we are currently 1 month in! We have an expected run time of 6 months per season with rewards at the end for all those that finish in the top 3! Check our Wiki for more info.

    Main Features:

    🚩 No Pay To Win

    🏰Towny

    ⛏Jobs

    🏹 McMMO

    🌲Custom Terrain

    ⛰ Capture Sites

    💑Fully Player Run Economy

    🛒Chest Shops

    ⚡Player Warps

    🌎BlueMap

    🎁Custom Shops

    🖌️ArtMap

    We’re always planning new features and updating the server constantly. We hope to see you online!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ⭐ MineRich ⭐┃ Modes ➤ Survival, TNT-Run Minecraft server

    ⭐ MineRich ⭐┃ Modes ➤ Survival, TNT-Run Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Version > 1.9-1.20.4

    Modes > Survival, TNT-Run, (BedWars, coming soon).

    Survival:

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Pvp (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Private (/rg)

    ➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Date head database (/headdb)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

    ➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    ➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

    ➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

    Lots of donation opportunities! (/donate) (50% off to celebrate opening)

    TNT-Run:

    ➤ 5 different cards

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (Donat-opportunity)

    ➤ Ability to spit (Donat-opportunity)

    ➤ Ability to change the weather (Donation ability)

    ➤ Ability to change speed (Donation option)

    ➤ Ability to fly (Donat-opportunity)

    ➤ Ability to change nickname (Donation opportunity)

    ➤ Ability to turn on skin backlighting (Donation feature)

    ➤ Ability to turn into mobs (Donation ability)

    ➤ Ability to put a message at the entrance (Donation opportunity)

    ➤ Ability to put a suffix (Donate-opportunity)

    ➤ Ability to put a prefix (Donation opportunity)

    Eng.minerich.ru

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • The Lab

    The Lab

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you been searching for a new server to play Minecraft on? Well, look no further!

    We are an active and growing community, who started playing right as the new year began. Whether you’re more of an adventurer, miner, builder or redstoner, we will welcome you all with open arms! It is our third time around in a new world, and we would love for you to join us for future seasons as well.

    As with many other SMP’s, we have a shopping district at spawn for all you might need.

    General Info

      • Server version: Currently 1.20.2 on Paper, but we intend to update in the future.

      • Server location: Texas, USA. The connection is still great in Europe and other continents.

      • Game mode: Hard

      • World Border: Currently 10k by 10k, but will increase when we update to 1.21

      • Sleep percentage: 20%. You can, however, use /lay as long as at least one person is using their bed.

    Features

      • Configurable armor stands (/armorstandtools)

      • Head Database (/hdb help)

      • Dragon Drops Elytra upon death

      • Dynmap

      • Proximity voice chat

      • Player stats

      • Custom Nether Portals

    If this sounds like something for you, please join us on discord here: https://discord.gg/xGJqaPFu

    Open up a ticket and fill out your name/age etc to join!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ⭐ MineRich ⭐┃ Modes ➤ Survival, TNT-Run Minecraft server

    ⭐ MineRich ⭐┃ Modes ➤ Survival, TNT-Run Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Version > 1.9-1.20.4

    Modes > Survival, TNT-Run, (BedWars, coming soon).

    Survival:

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Pvp (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Private (/rg)

    ➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Date head database (/headdb)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

    ➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    ➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

    ➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

    Lots of donation opportunities! (/donate) (50% off to celebrate opening)

    TNT-Run:

    ➤ 5 different cards

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (Donat-opportunity)

    ➤ Ability to spit (Donat-opportunity)

    ➤ Ability to change the weather (Donation ability)

    ➤ Ability to change speed (Donation option)

    ➤ Ability to fly (Donat-opportunity)

    ➤ Ability to change nickname (Donation opportunity)

    ➤ Ability to turn on skin backlighting (Donation feature)

    ➤ Ability to turn into mobs (Donation ability)

    ➤ Ability to put a message at the entrance (Donation opportunity)

    ➤ Ability to put a suffix (Donate-opportunity)

    ➤ Ability to put a prefix (Donation opportunity)

    land.minerich.ru

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP