15. Full figured Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Phat Shack

1. Phat, 10. Thick thighs, 11. Bubble butt, 12. Voluptuous, 13. Plump, 14. Seductive, 15. Full figured, 16. Thick hips, 17. Round, 18. Sensual, 19. Chubby, 2. Femboi, 20. Buxom., 3. Ass, 4. Thick, 5. Booty, 6. Curvy, 7. Big, 8. Juicy, 9. Sexy, Crafty, phát, Shack

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1816
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore a world filled with femboi ass like you’ve never seen before! Join us for a wild adventure filled with sparkly unicorns and rainbow bridges that lead to treasure chests full of glitter and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret dancing panda club where you can boogie down with your fellow players and earn exclusive rewards like disco ball helmets and flashing neon swords.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary enchanted booty shorts that are said to give the wearer superhuman speed and agility. But beware, for they are guarded by a fierce dragon queen who will stop at nothing to protect her precious shorts.

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter in this wacky world of femboi ass!

Steamy Pixel Minecraft Server

Advancements, changes, Complaints, criticism, digital distribution., digital revolution, Evolution, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Gaming Platform, internet culture, Minecraft, Nostalgia, online gaming, online marketplace, PC Gaming, PIXEL, progress, Server, Steam, Steamy, Technology, Video Game (Industry), video games

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4506
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old digital distribution platforms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Back in the 2000s, people were throwing parties in honor of Steam and digital distribution, but now, after 20 years, they’re all crying about it like a bunch of babies. But fear not, on our server, we embrace the chaos and madness that comes with digital distribution. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. Who needs Steam when you have us? Join now and experience the ultimate Minecraft mayhem!

Daily Gunsmith Cats Minecraft SMP

90s, bae, Cats, Chicago, cityscape, culture, Daily, fashion, Gunsmith, Hip Hop, Memories, Minecraft, Music, Nostalgia, Retro, smp, street style, Throwback, trend, Urban, vintage, Wake Up

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4327
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Welcome to our totally legit Minecraft SMP set in 90’s Chicago. Why Chicago, you ask? Because why not!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately you’re transported back in time to the mean streets of Chicago. You’ll have to navigate through gang wars, dodge drive-by shootings, and maybe even run into Al Capone himself. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Join us for a chance to build your own speakeasy, trade with bootleggers, and maybe even become the next big mob boss. Who needs diamonds when you can have Tommy guns and fedoras?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride through 90’s Chicago. Just watch out for the cops, they’re not too keen on players breaking the law…or blowing up buildings. Trust me, I learned that the hard way.

NoQuitMC – Keep Playing, No Rage Quitting!

Commitment, Communication, Decision making, Dedication, family, following through, high school, life lesson, NoQuitMC, parenting, perseverance, Playing, Quitting, RAGE, Soccer, sports team, Struggle, Support, teamwork, teenage rebellion, tough love, Understanding, varsity team

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3742
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Join our Minecraft server where we teach important life lessons about perseverance and commitment! Just like Ethan’s soccer team, our server is intense and challenging, but in a fun way!

We have crazy coaches who will push you to your limits and teammates who will rely on you to see things through. If you think you have what it takes to survive our intense practices and challenges, then join us and prove your dedication!

Don’t be like Ethan, who wanted to quit when the going got tough. Stick with us and show the world that you have what it takes to be a true Minecraft champion! Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even make some lifelong friends along the way. Join now and let the fun begin!

RegretNoTeenYears – Minecraft SMP

10. Looking back, 11. personal growth, 12. Regretful choices, 13. Past mistakes, 14. Lessons learned, 15. Missed chances, 16. Teenage aspirations, 17. Regretful actions, 18. Time management, 19. Self-discovery, 2. Missed opportunities, 20. Learning from the past., 3. Youthful mistakes, 4. Regretful decisions, 5. Wasted time, 6. Unfulfilled dreams, 7. Teenage experiences, 8. Life lessons, 9. Reflections on youth, Minecraft, RegretNoTeenYears, smp, teenage regrets

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1032
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	2694	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Dragons Tamed:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	15

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us if you regret not joining a circus in your teenage years because our server is basically a circus on steroids. We have players riding pigs through flaming hoops, juggling creepers like pros, and taming wild ocelots to perform tricks. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure!

And if you regret not becoming a secret agent in your teenage years, then our server is the perfect place for you. We have secret missions, spy gadgets, and even a top-secret underground base where players can plot world domination. Who needs a boring office job when you can be a Minecraft secret agent?

So come join us on our server and live out all your wildest teenage dreams (and regrets) in the world of Minecraft. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

NoDiamondsNoDating

Appearance, compatibility, DATING, dealbreakers, funny, high maintenance, NoDiamondsNoDating, Personality, Pet Peeves, Petty, Picky, Preferences, quirky, reasons, red flags, relationships, Shallow, shallowness, Standards, superficial, turnoffs

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8710
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83

Are you tired of dating players who can’t even mine a diamond without crying for help? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is filled with pro players who can build a castle in their sleep! Plus, we have a strict “no diamond, no date” policy so you know you’ll be surrounded by only the best of the best. Join us now and find your Minecraft soulmate who can craft a love potion just for you!

CraftyDiplomacy Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, CraftyDiplomacy, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign relations, geopolitical tensions, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military conflict, military response, Minecraft, missile attacks, nuclear deal, peace talks, political tensions, regional stability, security council, Server, united nations, urgent diplomacy

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9555
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	22	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server, where we got more drama than iran and israel combined! we got missiles flying everywhere and urgent diplomacy happening left and right. you never know what crazy shenanigans will go down next in our server. join now for a wild ride that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

NukeCraftUS2021

arms control, BELIEF, decision, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, inspections, intelligence, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, non-proliferation, Nuclear weapon, NukeCraftUS2021, Officials, sanctions, SECURITY, united states, uranium enrichment, US

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5046
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, just like how the US thinks Iran hasn’t decided to build a nuclear weapon yet, you won’t believe the crazy stuff happening on this server!

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell dad jokes!

join us if you want to ride on a llama through a rainbow-filled wonderland, battle against evil villagers who are actually secretly plotting to take over the world with their army of chickens, and uncover hidden treasures in the depths of the ocean guarded by a giant squid named Steve.

oh, and did we mention that our admin is a wizard who can turn your pickaxe into a magic wand that shoots fireballs? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, just like how the US still believes Iran hasn’t decided to build a nuclear weapon.

Pond Dwellers vs River Ignorers

DWELLERS, Ignorers, People Bathing Pond River Ignoring Nature Outdoor Relaxation Water Leisure Preference Environment Choice Serenity Natural Landscape Tranquility Reflection Peaceful Scenery, pond, river

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2116
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Votes:	9231	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Divine Spears Created:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29

come join our epic minecraft server where the pond is the new hot tub and the river is just there for show. why waste time swimming in a boring old river when you can splash around in our luxurious pond? trust us, the fish are friendly and the algae adds a nice exfoliating touch to your skin. join us now and experience the ultimate pond party!

SkyliteMC Network

5pm EST, Discord, Event, Events, Faction, Factions, ISLAND, January 1st, Minecraft, Network, October 4th, RICHEST, Season, SEASON 2, Server, Skyblock, SkyliteMC, update

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7263
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ores Mined:	8942	Magic Items Found:	3728
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Towns Built:	1

SkyLiteMC Network Season 1 is beginning on Friday, October 4th at 5pm EST.

Our gamemodes currently are Skyblock and Factions. We also have an Event server and are hosting regularly events. Join our Factions server to become the richest faction and take down others. Join our Skyblock server to build your island up with your friends and become the richest island. Our first event will be at 8pm EST (3 hours after release) and will have constant events after that.

Season 1 begins on October 4th at 5pm EST until January 1st where the server will be updated to Season 2. We will post mid-season updates on our discord server.

play.skylitemc.net

SoftSlayer: The Fluffy Place for Minecraft Fun! Join now for fluff-tastic adventure!

Adventure, application, chill environment, Creative, Discord, discord application, Economy, flufftastic, Fluffy, Fun, History, Join, library, market, Minecraft, Parkour, Place, Player-Hosted Events, pvp arena, Relax, Resource World, Small, smp, SoftSlayer, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8003
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Void Armor Forged:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

SoftSlayer Minecraft Server

Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!

ip: softslayer.com

discord link!

About Us

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Established	June 2011
Players Online	15-35 average

Features

Player-run shops on SoftSlayer Market
Build Contests with rewards
Resource world with new features
Custom PvP arena in Death Valley
Library of player-written books
Parkours, PvP Minigames, Player-Hosted Events

Rules

No griefing, stealing, cheating, or harassing others. Our goal is to host a chill environment for players to relax.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join SoftSlayer?	Apply in our Discord server. The application is simple and helps us gauge if you’d be a good fit.
Is there a whitelist?	Yes, we rely on a whitelist to keep builds grief-free.
Are there map resets?	No, the map has been live since June 2023.
Can I create player-run shops?	Yes, we have the SoftSlayer Market for that purpose.