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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 8275 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 83 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Void Armor Forged: | 12 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
And get this, our cows are like supermodels, they’re all shiny and sparkly, it’s like they’re from a different dimension or something. Plus, our milk tastes like rainbows and unicorn farts, it’s so delicious that you’ll never want to drink regular milk again.
So come on, join us and experience the magical world of milk in your /cunt/ like never before. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a cow that can do the moonwalk, because anything is possible on this server.