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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 9935 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 10 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 15 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 31 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 49 |
But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels descends from the sky to sing your praises. And if you manage to tame a unicorn, you unlock the ability to fly to the moon and back in a matter of seconds.
Oh, and did we mention the giant floating taco that rains down enchanted golden apples every hour on the hour? Yeah, that’s a thing too.
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wielding a sword made of pure diamond? Only on this server, my friend. Only on this server.