MineCrafty McFuckery

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3797
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Enchantments Applied:	87	Holy Grails Found:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft Server!

Are you tired of being a normalfag and not finding joy in anything valuable? Well, look no further! Join our server and escape the mundane reality of adulthood!

Imagine a world where diamonds grow on trees and creepers are your best friends. On our server, you can unleash your inner child and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine!

Don’t let the pressures of adulthood get you down. Join our server and rediscover your love for creativity and fun! Who needs a career or happy relationships when you can have a virtual world where anything is possible?

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build a world where being a creative person is celebrated, not stifled by the norms of society!

Just survival (doing a griefer show) Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Exploring, Fun, Gaming, griefer, griefer show, Just survival, minecraft server, multiplayer, ONLINE, Sandbox, Show, survival game, survival gameplay, survival mode, survival server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3244
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

JUST SURVIVAL)

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Church of the Creeper Minecraft Server

Beliefs, Christian, Christianity, Church, church attendance, church community, creeper, Evangelicalism, FAITH, gender disparity, gender gap, gender imbalance, Minecraft, Religion, religious affiliation, religious demographics, religious identity, religious participation, Server, spirituality, white evangelicals, Young men, young women

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9063
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8648
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner evangelical warrior? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even white evangelicals can’t resist joining. With only 8% of white women identifying as Christian, you know you’re in for a wild ride when you log on. Join now and become part of the craziest virtual crusade you’ve ever seen! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun online?

Funny Friends SMP gf Minecraft

Friends, Friends Girlfriend Relationship Friendship Love Couple Partner Boyfriend Girl Best friend Romance Significant other Dating Companionship Support Trust Loyalty Intimacy Affection Connection, funny, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1613
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the juiciest drama around – like that time Steve accidentally built a house on top of a creeper spawner and chaos ensued!

But that’s not all, folks! We have a special event every Friday where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players doing the chicken dance as zombie pigmen.

And let’s not forget about our resident Ender Dragon whisperer, who claims to have a secret language that only dragons can understand. Rumor has it that he once convinced a dragon to give him a ride to the nearest stronghold just by reciting the lyrics to “Baby Shark” backwards.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s filled with laughter, chaos, and the occasional accidental lava bath, then come join us on Friends gf! Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

All Saints’ Wake, Aporia, Badlands Chugs, Balmung, cc, cerberus, Chaos, Crafty, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, fall guys, Famfrit, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Golem, Halicarnassus, Halloween Musicals, Halloween theme, Labyrinthos, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, Marilith, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, ravana, Residential Radius, Resources, Saturday morning cartoons, Server, Shared FATE meetup, Solution Nine, Spooky Club, Tokusatsu Watch Party, watch party, Wolf’s Den Pier

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9588
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	475
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Towns Built:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate party zone of blocky fun! Join us for epic events like the Moogle Treasure Trove where you can find hidden treasures like diamond armor and enchanted swords.

But wait, there’s more! We have All Saints’ Wake celebrations that will spook you to your core, Fall Guys competitions that will have you jumping for joy, and meetups that will make you laugh till you cry.

Join us for the Spooky Club where we discuss X-files and vote on the best spooky stories, or attend the Golem Alts Meetup where you can show off your craziest Minecraft builds. And don’t miss out on the Tokusatsu Watch Party where we binge-watch epic episodes of GARO and KIBA.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and craziness! You won’t regret it, we promise (unless you’re a creeper, then maybe you should stay away).

Nosey Minecraft SMP Players

anatomy, animal characteristics, animal kingdom, animal noses, Animals, biggest noses, comparison, Features, Mammals, Minecraft, Nature, nose diversity, nose shape, nose size, nose size comparison, nose structure, nose variations, Nosey, physical traits, Players, SIZE, smp, wildlife, zoology

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2954
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a competition to see who has the biggest noses in the game! Join us and show off your sniffer skills as we measure and compare noses of all shapes and sizes. Will you come out on top as the ultimate nose champion?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Nose Goblin, a mythical creature that roams the land stealing noses from unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this booger-loving beast and reclaim your stolen schnoz?

Join us for epic nose battles, hilarious hijinks, and a whole lot of nose-related fun. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky and wonderful community. Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get nosy!

Forget Me Not Minecraft Server

Accountability, anticipation, Awareness, come, consequences, consequences of actions, day of reckoning, do not forget, fate, forget, future consequences, Inevitable, judgment, mindfulness, Minecraft, Preparation, realization, Reflection, reminder, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Warning

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6593
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	463	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Magic Items Found:	8738	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9630
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Are you ready to face the ultimate challenge in Minecraft? Join our server and prepare for the day of reckoning! Our world is filled with crazy adventures and challenges that will test your skills to the max.

Rumor has it that there is a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry llamas who will only let you pass if you can beat them in a dance-off. And if you manage to find the legendary golden carrot, you will gain the power to fly like a majestic chicken.

But beware, there is a group of mischievous creepers who have formed a boy band and will serenade you with explosive tunes if you get too close. And don’t even get me started on the giant spiders who have taken up knitting and will trap you in their webs if you’re not careful.

So if you’re brave enough to face the madness and chaos that awaits, join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the day of reckoning!

HoloX Minecraft SMP – Virtual Vibe Crew

covers, CREW, Eden, Hakui Koyori, HakuiKoyori, hololive, Hololive 6th Generation, HoloX, kazama Iroha, kazamairoha, La+ Darknesss, LaplusDarknesss, LaplusDarknesss_hololive, Minecraft, original songs, Sakamata Chloe, SakamataChloe, smp, Takane Lui, TakaneLui, twitch, twitter, VIBE, virtual, youtube channels

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1295
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Divine Spears Created:	14

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on our quest to become the rightful rulers of Eden, where the only rule is to have a good time and cause mayhem wherever you go.

Our members are a wild bunch, from La+ Darknesss who builds the most insane structures you’ve ever seen, to Takane Lui who is known for her epic pranks that will leave you in stitches. Hakui Koyori is the master of redstone contraptions that will blow your mind, while Sakamata Chloe is the resident expert in all things cute and cuddly. And let’s not forget about Kazama Iroha, who is rumored to have tamed a dragon and rides it into battle.

But that’s not all! Our members also have YouTube channels, Twitch streams, Twitter accounts, and even release original songs and covers. It’s a whirlwind of creativity and chaos that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows, you might just become the next legend of Eden!

Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server

action, Aki, Anime, chainsaw, chainsaw man, dark fantasy, Demons, Denji, devil hunters, fan theories, Fujimoto Tatsuki, Fumiko, Horror, Kiga theory, Makima, man, Manga, Minecraft, Mystery, power, Server, shonen jump, speculation, Supernatural, Thriller

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7027
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Votes:	9440	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or mystery? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and immerse yourself in the wild world of Fumiko is Kiga theory!

Legend has it that deep within the pixelated realms of our server, lies a hidden treasure that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, for the Fumiko is Kiga theory is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the spirits of ancient Minecraft warriors roam the land, seeking revenge on anyone who dares to challenge them.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and prove your worth by conquering the treacherous dungeons, battling fearsome monsters, and uncovering the secrets of the Fumiko is Kiga theory. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate Minecraft champion and earn the title of Diamond King or Queen!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the epic quest of a lifetime. Just remember, in the world of Fumiko is Kiga theory, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle while wearing a chicken suit.

The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Experience

ANONYMOUS, Captivating, chilling, crime, Dangerous, Dark, detective, Experience, Gripping, hidden, hot, INTENSE, Intriguing, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 692646645, page-turner, Secrets, smp, Suspense, Thriller, Unpredictable

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7776
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Star Shards Collected:	114
Dragon Eggs Found:	2825	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is LIT AF! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, more pranks than a middle school sleepover, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build your dream castle. Or maybe you’re more into the thrill of accidentally falling into a pit of lava and losing all your precious diamonds. Whatever your poison, we’ve got it all here on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a utopia for their kind. Will you join them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride.

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world of blocky madness. Just remember, things tend to get a little “hot” around here.

Hnnnng Minecraft Server

DEPLOYS STEAM, frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, Hnnnng, hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg, long tail tags, Minecraft, Server, tttttttttttttttttttttt

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3274
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Divine Spears Created:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Potions Brewed:	127	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t excite you anymore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on steroids!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, where you’ll have to use your wits and skills to survive. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a gang of mischievous llamas wearing top hats.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Can you out-Minecraft the master of moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

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