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| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 6282 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 49 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Divine Spears Created: | 29 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
join this server if you wanna play with a bunch of players who are totally committed to never having kids. like, they’re so dedicated, they went under the knife to make sure it never happens.
imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with these players! they’ll be talking about their surgeries like it’s no big deal, just another day in the life of a hardcore Minecraft player.
plus, think of all the crazy builds they’ll come up with! they’ll have all the time in the world to perfect their creations because they won’t be distracted by little ones running around.
so come join this server and see for yourself how awesome it is to play with a bunch of players who are all about that permanent contraception life! it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.
