Snowy Europe Minecraft SMP

1490s, Christendom, Christianity, Colonization, cultural assimilation, cultural identity, cultural transformation, Europe, European dominance, European expansion, european history, European supremacy, global impact, Historical revisionism, imperialism, Minecraft, racial hierarchy, rebranding, religious conversion, religious imperialism, religious persecution, smp, Snowy, white Europe

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	643
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ores Mined:	9674
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we recreate historical events with a twist! Join us as we explore the wacky world of “So White Europe,” a rebranding of Christendom in the 1490s that involves unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret society of talking potatoes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to collect rare artifacts from different eras. Will you help them on their quest or will you join forces with the evil band of ninja chickens who are hell-bent on world domination?

With custom plugins that allow you to ride on the back of a rainbow-colored dragon and battle against giant mutant squirrels, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure of the legendary disco llama discotheque.

CraftyHamasPollFraud

Conflict, CraftyHamasPollFraud, data, Deception, Evidence, falsehood, falsified, Hamas, idf, investigation, Israeli defense forces, Manipulation, MIDDLE EAST, Oct 7, Opinion poll, Palestinian, Politics, polling, Propaganda, survey, Truth

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1663
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7699	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where we uncover the craziest secrets like IDF uncovering evidence that Hamas be falsifying opinion poll results on oct 7. u gotta see it to believe it, it’s like a soap opera but in minecraft form. join now to be part of the drama and chaos, who knows what other scandals we’ll uncover next. plus, our server has the best memes and the dankest jokes, u won’t find a better community anywhere else. so what are u waiting for? come join the madness now!

Blocky Relief Co.

blocky, bowel movement, constipation relief, Detox, Digestive health, gastrointestinal health, giant shit, headache relief, health benefits, holistic healing, holistic wellness, mind-body connection, mind-body healing, natural medicine, natural remedy, pain relief, Relaxation, Relief, self-care, stress relief, wellness, wellness lifestyle

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4607
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Ores Mined:	865	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Astral Projections Made:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	5566
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

join our minecraft server and experience the magical healing powers of taking giant shits! no more headaches, just pure relaxation and relief as you build, mine, and explore in our wacky world. our server is like a toilet for your soul, flushing away all your worries and leaving you feeling refreshed and rejuvenated. come join us and let the healing power of poop guide you to victory!

ChandraCraft: Invest in Discovery!

Astronomical discoveries, Astronomy, Chandra space telescope, ChandraCraft, Cosmic exploration, discovery, government spending, invest, science funding, scientific advancements, scientific exploration, scientific research, Space discoveries, space exploration, space observatory, space observatory funding, space technology, technology investment, telescope funding, Universe Exploration, universe understanding

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1101
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Star Shards Collected:	172	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz we be savin’ da Chandra space telescope up in dis bish! we be investin’ trillions in defense n’ religious stuff, but congress be actin’ all shady ’bout allocatin’ just $70 million for dis bomb observatory dat be droppin’ mad discoveries ’bout da universe. like, come on, we be needin’ dis telescope to find dem hidden diamondz in da sky or sumthin’! join us on dis server n’ help us save da Chandra space telescope, cuz who knows what secrets we be uncoverin’ up in dis joint! #SaveTheChandraTelescope #MinecraftMadness

Sunrise Minecraft [Simp] 1.21 Semi-Spice Vanilla WhiteList Online HappyGoLucky Fun Craft

Approval, Biomes, building, close-knit, community involvement, continent, Craft, dedicated server, Engaging, Friendly, Fun, HappyGoLucky, high uptime, Maintaining, Mature, Minecraft, ONLINE, player experience, Positive, respectful, rich memories, Seasonal Events, SemiSpice, server performance, simp, small server, sunrise, top-notch, Vanilla, Welcoming, Whitelist, World Map

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1058
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Dawn MC Server

Overview:

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla
Focus	Enhancing multiplayer fun while maintaining classic vanilla gameplay
Community	Small, close-knit, friendly

Rules:

Maintain maturity and treat all members with respect.
21+ community only.
Cheating, including duping and exploiting, is strictly prohibited.
Stealing and non-consensual PvP are not allowed.
Avoid establishing bases in the spawn area.
Seek approval to build close to other players.

Apply:

If you are interested in joining the Dawn MC server, please apply here.

If you have any questions, reach out on our Discord.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How long has the community been around?	The community has been around for over four years.
What is the age requirement?	The community is for 21+ age group only.
Are there any specific rules regarding building?	Avoid building in the spawn area without approval and seek permission to build close to others.

RegretCraft Minecraft Server

contemplation, Guilt, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight is 20/20, introspection, lament, looking back, Minecraft, Questioning, reconsideration, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, remorse, repentance, RUE, second thoughts, self-blame, self-doubt, Server, sorrow, uncertainty

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3898
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between giant chickens and tiny zombies, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Build-a-Castle-in-5-Minutes” challenge (spoiler alert: it always ends in chaos).

We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Don’t miss out on the chance to boogie down with the undead!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a famous Minecraft player who accidentally dropped it in a pit of lava. Does he regret it? Join our server to find out!

The Poopocalypse: Minecraft SMP

bathroom, challenge, cleaning, Cleanup, DIRTY, Disaster, feces, Foul, gross, hygiene, Mess, Minecraft, odor, OVERWHELMING, Poop, Poopocalypse, sanitation, Sewage, smp, stench, unhygienic, Unpleasant, Waste

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1277
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Buildings Constructed:	22	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8223	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never question how much poop is scattered throughout the server. Seriously, it’s everywhere. But hey, at least it adds a nice, rustic touch to the landscape, right?

Join us for epic adventures like trying to tame the wild poop monsters that roam the land, or participating in our annual Poop Olympics where players compete in events like Poop Hurdles and Poop Tossing. Trust us, it’s a real blast.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Poop Sword, rumored to be the most powerful weapon in the game. Just be careful not to get too close to it, or you might get a whiff of its deadly stench.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and embrace the chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your shovel and a strong stomach.

PixelPerfect Minecraft Server

Minecraft, PixelPerfect, Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3021
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Are you tired of your mom constantly trying to show off your achievements on social media? Join our Minecraft server where your accomplishments are kept private and your mom can’t brag about you to her friends!

We understand the struggle of wanting to keep things to yourself, that’s why on our server, we prioritize your privacy and personal space. No more worrying about your mom sharing your graduation photo without your consent – we’ve got your back!

Plus, if your wife ever betrays you by sending that photo to your mom behind your back, we’ll make sure she faces the consequences in-game (no physical violence, of course). So come join us for a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience where you can escape the chaos of family dynamics and just focus on building and exploring!

CraftyCampNoWay

bad behavior, Boundaries, boy power trip, camping trip, Communication, compromise, CraftyCampNoWay, cranky, custody, dramatic, emotional, family dynamics, moody, parenting, puberty, refusal, social media, stepdad, Strict Parenting, tween, uncle

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9043
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of tween boy power trips? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual puberty playground, complete with moody, emotional, and cranky players just like Ethan. Join us for some epic play fights and death stares, all while navigating the delicate balance of giving space and boundaries.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is the perfect escape for those who are tired of family drama. Sick of your mom and stepdad posting embarrassing pictures of you online? Join our server and never worry about unwanted social media exposure again. We promise not to post any pictures of you, unless you’re doing something super cool and fun (and between the ages of 14 to 25, of course).

And if you ever find yourself in a custody battle over Labor Day camping trips, don’t worry – we’ve got your back. Our server is a drama-free zone where you can stand your ground and refuse to go on family trips without fear of being forced against your will. Plus, we have strict rules against meddling stepdads and uncles calling the shots – because here, the players are in charge.

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server around, where tween boy power trips are not only accepted, but encouraged. Who knew virtual puberty could be so much fun?

ForbiddenFragrance

forbidden delights, forbidden pleasures, forbidden scents, forbidden smells, ForbiddenFragrance, guilty pleasures, hidden delights, hidden scents, illicit aromas, off-limits scents, peculiar aromas, secret indulgence, secret scents, surprising scents, taboo fragrances, taboo scents, unconventional odors, unexpected favorites, unique fragrances, unusual favorites, unusual scents

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6749
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Animals Bred:	155	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Are you tired of smelling roses and lavender all day? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can indulge in the intoxicating scent of freshly baked creeper pies and smelly zombie feet! Join us for a whiff of excitement and adventure like never before! Who knew that forbidden smells could be so enticing in the world of Minecraft? Join now and let your nostrils be tantalized like never before!

TreePhoto Minecraft Server

air pollution, carbon dioxide, carbon sequestration, climate change, ecological damage, ecosystem, environmental degradation, environmental impact, Environmental Science, global warming, microplastics, Minecraft, nanoplastics, photosynthesis, plant health, plastic particles, Pollution, research, scientific study, Server, Tree, tree health, TreePhoto

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3206
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Gods Slained:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where nanoplastics are interfering with tree photosynthesis! why would you want to miss out on all the wacky adventures of trying to save the trees while building your own epic treehouse fortress? plus, who wouldn’t want to see what happens when you mix nanoplastics with creepers? it’s a wild ride of chaos and creativity that you won’t find anywhere else. so come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some seriously messed up fun on our server!

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