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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6404
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Dimension Hops:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to be congratulated for the most epic dirt block placement! We have a special ceremony where we crown the Dirt King or Queen every week, complete with a parade of pigs and fireworks made out of enchanted golden carrots. Trust us, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve been praised for your dirt-building skills in front of a virtual crowd of pixelated chickens. So come on, join us and bask in the glory of being the ultimate dirt master!

CraftyRyS Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4177
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Buildings Constructed:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with original songs, devil covers (not really), and streams that will make you question reality.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where you can capture the moment, connect the world, and even experience the last confession of Earth! Plus, don’t miss out on our exclusive HoneyWorks covers that will blow your mind.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a Snow Halation cover that will melt your heart, a SodaRyS cover that will quench your thirst for adventure, and a Gravity stream that will defy all laws of physics.

But that’s not all! We have merch that will make you the envy of all your friends, including starter goods, Valentine’s merch from the future, and plushies that will make you scream with joy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

KidzCraft Minecraft Server

“Youth, amusing, children, EMBARRASSING, funny, hilarious, inappropriate, Innocence, innocent, Kids, KidzCraft, Language, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Naive, Server, Shocking.., Surprising, unaware, unawareness, unexpected, Unintentional, Words

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9031
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Have you ever heard a young kid innocently say something so inappropriate that you couldn’t help but laugh? Well, that’s basically what our Minecraft server is like – a constant stream of unintentional hilarity that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter.

Join our server if you want to experience the joy of hearing a 10-year-old confidently declare that they’re going to “blow up the bathroom” without realizing the double entendre. Or witness a group of kids arguing over who has the biggest “diamond sword” while completely missing the innuendo.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary tale of the “Creeper King”, a player who accidentally set off so many explosions that they became the ruler of all creepers. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of the Creeper King riding into battle on a giant exploding chicken.

So come on down to our Minecraft server for a wild ride of unintentional comedy and absurd adventures. Just be prepared to have your sides split from all the laughter!

BlockyBreakups

BlockyBreakups, coping with loss, divorce recovery, divorce support, divorce trauma, Emotional healing, emotional pain, emotional scars, finding closure, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, letting go, letting love go, lost love, moving forward, moving on, painful divorce, rebuilding life, Self Discovery, separation, starting over

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4269
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Emeralds Found:	7561
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Potions Brewed:	159
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Secret Passages Found:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Are you tired of losing more than just your sanity in divorce court? Well, on our Minecraft server, the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you build, mine, and survive in a world where your ex-spouse can’t take half of your diamonds! Join us for a divorce-free zone where the only thing splitting up is the ground beneath your feet (thanks to all the TNT explosions)! So come on over and let’s mine our way to a brighter, blockier future together!

CraftyWarfareMC

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9127
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like the Pentagon announcing a $2.3 billion arms package for Ukraine? well, look no further cuz we got u covered, fam! join our server and experience the thrill of building your own army of pixelated warriors to conquer the virtual world. with epic battles and crazy weapons, u’ll be feelin’ like a real-life general in no time. so what u waitin’ for? join now and let the games begin!

AncestorCowCraft

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	331
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Animals Bred:	108	Dragon Eggs Found:	639
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Alien Abductions:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Star Shards Collected:	213
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

lol come join this cray cray minecraft server where u can build ur own burger kingdom with ur cow ancestors! u can ride on flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. we have a secret underground city made entirely of cheese where u can mine for diamonds while being serenaded by singing creepers. join now for a chance to win a pet llama that farts rainbows and grants u three wishes. don’t miss out on the most epic adventure of ur minecraft life!

FeatherlightFluidicCraft

Advanced technology, assistive devices, assistive technology, Autonomous, autonomous systems, Development, Engineering, Engineers, external power source, featherlight fluidic engine, FeatherlightFluidicCraft, fluid dynamics, fluidic systems, innovation, innovative engineering, mechanical engineering, robotics, soft robotics, soft robots, substantial force, Technology

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1620
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Players Killed by Monsters:	4657
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Meteorites Collected:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ores Mined:	1854
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DA MOST EPIC ENGINEERS WHO DEVELOPED A FEATHERLIGHT FLUIDIC ENGINE DAT CAN POWER SOFT ROBOTS LIKE A BOSS! DIS ENGINE CAN MAKE DEM ROBOTS MOVE AND DO CRAZY STUFF WITHOUT NEEDIN’ NO EXTERNAL POWER SOURCE! IT WORKS ON SOME FANCY FLUID DYNAMICS PRINCIPLE DAT WILL BLOW YO MIND! JOIN NOW AND WATCH DEM ROBOTS DO BACKFLIPS AND CARTWHEELS LIKE NEVER BEFORE! #ROBOTREVOLUTION #FLUIDICENGINEFUN #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS

Bedrock: Where Vanilla and Modded are Just a Suggestion

#exciting, 4K, Beaten, bedrock, building, Community, content sharing, daily play, Discord, Dragon.., Exploration, fresh start, Fun, geefing, Looting, Modded, Players, Realm, Semi Vanilla, stealing, suggestion, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7276
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	124146
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Bedrock Light Mod Survival Realm
Rules	No griefing, stealing, or looting
Realm Status	Fresh start, only 4k explored, dragon not beaten
Community Size	30 players

Join our discord for more information: https://discord.com/invite/FTwVFnBn

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is this?	We run a bedrock light mod survival realm with no griefing, stealing, or looting rules.
What is the current status of the realm?	This is a fresh start on the realm, with only 4k explored and the dragon still not beaten.
How many players are in the community?	As of now, we have a community of 30 players.
What kind of players are you looking for?	We are looking for players that play daily or more than 2 or 3 days a week, enjoy sharing content, and contribute to the realm.

GodlyCraft Minecraft Server

BELIEF, deity, deity worship, devotion, Divine, divine power, FAITH, GOD, GodlyCraft, Higher power, Idol, Minecraft, omnipotent, omnipresent, Omniscient, Religion, reverence, Sacred, Server, spirituality, Worship, Worshipped

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	324
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Secret Passages Found:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchantments Applied:	171
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Are you tired of being just another player in a boring Minecraft server? Well, come join our server where you will be worshipped like a God! That’s right, every player on our server will bow down to you and offer you gifts of diamonds and enchanted gear. You’ll have your own temple built in your honor, complete with a statue of your Minecraft character!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the fabled Bacon Sword, a weapon so powerful it can defeat any mob with just one hit. Rumor has it that it’s hidden in a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft deity!

SpiceCraft Minecraft Server

agriculture, Animal Crossing, animal husbandry, Animals, Butchering, Cooking, farm life, farm simulator, farming games, Harvest Moon, indie games, Management, Minecraft, role playing games, Server, simulation, simulation games, SpiceCraft, spicy, stardew valley, strategy, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3928
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	441
Towns Built:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Are you tired of getting your crops destroyed by pesky animals in other farming games? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Our farm animals are trained in the ancient art of butchering, so they won’t dare touch your precious crops. Plus, our cows can even milk themselves! Join now for a farm-tastic experience like no other!

POTUSCraft Minecraft Server

civil rights, Diplomacy, Economy, education, Environment, executive orders, foreign policy, Government, Healthcare, immigration, Infrastructure, international relations, legislation, Minecraft, national security, official acts, policy, POTUS, POTUSCraft, president, Server, social justice, tax reform

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9867
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	399

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most hilarious one out there!

Join our server and become the President of Minecraft! That’s right, you can run for POTUS and make all the official acts you want in the game. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to declare war on the creepers and zombies? You got it!

But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and mysterious creatures. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the Nether where you can battle giant fire-breathing chickens for epic rewards.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the most powerful and ridiculous POTUS in Minecraft history!