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| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 2886 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
| Farms Harvested: | 965 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
join this server if you wanna play with a bunch of players who are totally committed to never having kids. like, they’re so dedicated, they went under the knife to make sure it never happens.
imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with these players! they’ll be talking about their surgeries like it’s no big deal, just another day in the life of a hardcore Minecraft player.
plus, think of all the crazy builds they’ll come up with! they’ll have all the time in the world to perfect their creations because they won’t be distracted by little ones running around.
so come join this server and see for yourself how awesome it is to play with a bunch of players who are all about that permanent contraception life! it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.
