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| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 1822 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 987 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
We have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server with their egg-splosive powers. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathered tyranny? The choice is yours, but beware, they have a strict “no featherless humans allowed” policy.
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is home to the legendary block whisperer, who can communicate with blocks on a spiritual level. Rumor has it that they once convinced a diamond ore to turn into a stack of diamonds just by telling it a really funny joke. Will you be able to unlock the secrets of the block whisperer and become a master of block communication?
So come on down to our crazy SMP and show off your lack of talent in the most epic way possible! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft sensation… or at least the next viral meme.
