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Sis’ Name? StrokeCraft Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll be stroking your cock for someone’s sister in no time! And who knows, maybe you’ll even figure out her name along the way. Join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience filled with mystery, laughs, and maybe even a little bit of awkwardness. Don’t miss out on the chance to stroke your cock for a good cause – join our server today! -
BootyCraft: Digging for treasure in all the wrong places
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixelated asses are so round and firm, you’ll want to bury your face in them! Our server is filled with bootylicious landscapes and derriere-themed builds that will make you want to twerk in joy.Butts aside, our server also offers a unique experience with custom plugins that allow you to ride pigs into battle while wearing nothing but a banana hammock. Don’t worry, the pigs are trained professionals and won’t judge you for your choice of attire.
If you’re looking for a server where you can let loose and embrace your inner cheeky self, then look no further. Join us and become part of our tight-knit community of butt enthusiasts who aren’t afraid to show off their assets.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep into the world of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to watch your backside, because you never know when a surprise twerk attack might come your way.
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UkraineBlockParty
so, like, u know how the russian authorities are all like “yo, stay away from social media and dating sites in areas where ukraine is attacking”? well, guess what, u don’t have to worry about that on our minecraft server! come join us for some epic block-building fun and escape all that drama! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any potential attacks while u mine for diamonds. who needs social media when u can have a virtual world to explore with ur friends? join us now and leave the real world behind! -
NEXAS Royale Minecraft Server
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on this wild adventure where you’ll meet Lion Man himself, a fearless warrior who will guide you through dungeons and slay dragons with his mighty roar.Our official website is like a treasure map leading you to hidden gems and secret quests. Follow us on Twitter for daily updates and hilarious memes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.
But wait, there’s more! Our CEO is a wizard who can make your wildest dreams come true in the game. Just tweet at him and watch as your Minecraft world transforms into a magical wonderland.
Join us on our streaming app where you can watch epic battles and crazy antics unfold in real-time. It’s like watching a blockbuster movie, but with pixelated characters and creepers exploding everywhere.
Don’t miss out on the full talent list, where you’ll discover players with skills so legendary, they’ll make you question if they’re even human. And if you’re feeling lost, just check our teamup schedule to find your next adventure buddy.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into this insane world of Minecraft madness and join us on the most epic server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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FrenchMemeLord Minecraft SMP
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! We’re so wild that we decided to build our server above France just to mess with their heads. Imagine the confusion of French players logging in and seeing a whole world floating above their country!But that’s not all, our server is filled with crazy events and challenges that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Want to participate in a pig race where the winner gets a diamond block? Or how about a build battle where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for the rest of the day?
Join us for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes!
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CarCareCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only car maintenance you’ll be doing is crafting a sweet ride out of blocks! 🚗💨Join us if you’re tired of being criticized for not knowing your way around a car engine. On our server, the only thing you’ll be fixing is your epic castle walls after a creeper explosion! 💥🏰
Forget about shopping around for parts and dealing with mechanics. On our server, the only touchscreen issues you’ll have are trying to navigate through the pixelated world of Minecraft! 🎮🌍
So come on over and leave the car maintenance to the experts – aka, not you! 😉 Join now and let’s build some blocky masterpieces together! 🌟
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TherapyCraft: Joke’s on You!
Are you tired of being forced into a career you never wanted? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of overbearing parents! Our server is a safe space where you can be whatever you want to be, whether it’s a nurse with a tremor or a pirate with a parrot on your shoulder.We understand the struggles of living up to unrealistic expectations, so come join us and let your creativity run wild. Build a world where you can be free from the pressures of society and live your best blocky life.
Forget about inheritance drama and therapy sessions, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is where to build your next epic castle. So say goodbye to the nurse’s uniform and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Join us today and start crafting your own path to happiness!
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InstantLoveCraft
Do you love someone who can build a house faster than you can say “creeper”? Then you’ll love our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to find your perfect blocky soulmate who can mine diamonds like it’s nobody’s business. Our server is filled with players who will make your heart race faster than a sprinting Enderman. So why wait? Join now and fall in love at first sight with our pixelated paradise! -
LazySMP: Where even the slowest sloth can survive the blocky wilderness!
Semi Vanilla, multiplayer survival community economy PvP ranks grief protection events plugins 1.20.6 land protection whitelist shop minigames friendly staff active players custom plugins factions creative roleplay, LazySMP, blocky, slothMinecraft Server Overview Welcome to Sloth SMP!
Server Features:
Version 1.20.6 and later Land Claims To safeguard your builds Rank System Rewarding and dynamic Economy Dedicated for trading PvP Arena For those who crave battle Server IP: SlothSMP.Com
Frequently Asked Questions:
Q: What Minecraft version does the server support?
A: The server supports version 1.20.6 and later.
Q: Are land claims available on the server?
A: Yes, land claims are available to safeguard your builds.
Q: Is there a rank system on the server?
A: Yes, the server features a rewarding and dynamic rank system.
Q: Can players participate in PvP battles?
A: Yes, there is a dedicated PvP arena for players who crave battle.
Q: Is the server economy player-driven?
A: Yes, the server features a dynamic economy that is dedicated for trading.
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DustbowlCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Dustbowl? Are you ready for a server that will blow your mind (and maybe your house)? Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises!Our server is so epic, even this insufferable faggot can’t resist joining in on the fun. From building giant statues of bacon to riding pigs into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and question your sanity. Trust us, it’s totally worth it!