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14. Language blunders Minecraft Servers

14. Language blunders

  • Mispronounced Cliffs Minecraft SMP

    Mispronounced Cliffs Minecraft SMP

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    Yo, fellow blockheads! Welcome to the wildest, craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever hear about! Like, if you don’t JOIN this server, you might just explode into a pool of rainbow cupcakes from FOMO (Fear Of Missing Out, duh!).

    First off, I heard that a giant chicken named Cluckzilla is guarding a secret treasure buried deep in the End dimension where the Ender dragons do the cha-cha. Oh, and if you can get past the lava moat filled with angry ocelots and extremely grouchy banana peels, you might find the legendary diamond-encrusted sandwich that grants you unlimited powers to fly over creeper explosions like they’re just the worst kind of fireworks. Yeah, you read that right!

    Like, have you ever seen a respawning shulker with a monocle?? That’s right; this SMP has a classy vibe. You’ll be building castles while sipping hot cocoa and being serenaded by a herd of singing llamas (they have excellent taste in music, trust me). Oh, and the crafting tables here? They’re sentient and have feelings! If you don’t compliment them daily, they’ll refuse to craft your best tools, which is super awkward when you need that diamond pickaxe to break your friend’s house down. Talk about friendship goals, am I right?!

    Oh, and here’s a fun fact: Every full moon, a horde of enchanting zombie squirrels invade the server. If you can defeat them, you get the ultimate prize: a pet broccoli that gives you XP just for existing. Who doesn’t want a vegetable sidekick, like seriously? Btw, I’m pretty sure my broccoli is plotting against me… it keeps whispering, “Hari-diri-hari, broccoli supremacy!”

    Join us now, and you might just meet the infamous Steve the Mysterious, who doesn’t have a face but knows all the things about modded gameplay. Rumor has it he once built a roller coaster that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Like, cheddar. I’m lactose intolerant, but for that experience, I’d risk it all.

    So if you find yourself mispronouncing “Enderman” as “Endermite” (which is totally a thing here, lol), then this is the SMP for you! Here, we celebrate linguistic interpretation with crazy contests like “Guess That Pig Sound” and “Scream Like a Creeper.”

    Hop on over and let’s start this adventure packed with absurdities and absolutely questionable life choices. Trust me, your brain will thank you for not jumping off any cliffs—it’ll just be too busy trying to find the nearest enchanted pizza shop! 🍕💫

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  • ✅ MOBS, NEW BLOCKS, POPULAR INMINE SERVER ✅ Minecraft server

    ✅ MOBS, NEW BLOCKS, POPULAR INMINE SERVER ✅ Minecraft server

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    InMine is the best Minecraft server on your phone!

    You ask why?

    We have implemented many vanilla systems, new blocks, a lot of cool systems for the game, for example: clans, mini-games, auto-mine, privates, warps, homs, pumping system, player stores, battle pass and more!

    More than 1 million players chose us! The highest quality project where technical support will solve any of your questions!

    And from us you have a small bonus in the form of a cool VIP privilege for 7 days using the promo code – /like

    We are waiting for you:

    Address: inmine.ru

    Port: 19132

    Version: 1.16-1.20 (up to the newest)

    inmine.fun:19136

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  • JellyMC

    JellyMC

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    We are a community driven 1.18 SMP server. We have amazing staff and some QoL plugins! No whitelist, 1.18, active and helpful staff, community events, and a place to share your creations and talk to other people! We are excited to have you here!

    jmc.apexmc.co

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  • EzBox

    EzBox

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    It’s a LifeBox Server where you can Farm Iron, Diamonds, etc. you can upgrade your Armor and swords. Warps: BoxLife, TheEnd, nether, etc.

    EzBox.minehut.gg

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  • Rage official

    Rage official

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    We welcome each and every single one of you to come and join our beloved community.

    We aim to be around for years to come. Make sure to come visit us in-game or visit our website and check us out!

    rageofficial.com:25583

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  • Chaosity SMP

    Chaosity SMP

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    Chaosity’s SMP server is a server designed for all. It has Cross-Platform Java & Bedrock support. You have the ability to claim your chunk to avoid being grieved, work jobs to gain experience and cash, sell items to users using the Auction House, and play the server like your regular survival world just with friends! You can PVP, Speed Run, and Build all you want! We have furniture plugins and more! Let us know on Discord what you want added to the server and we will add it!

    smp.chaosityyoutube.com

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  • Minecraft Vanilla Survival

    Minecraft Vanilla Survival

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    Minecraft Vanilla Survival 1.16.5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    135.148.60.22:25572

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  • Maex smp

    Maex smp

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    This is the smp of the tiktok account Walnut_YT.

    play.maexsmp.nl

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  • Excalibur-Craft TerraFirmaCraft Minecraft server

    Excalibur-Craft TerraFirmaCraft Minecraft server

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    Tired of the sameness of modern times? Plunge into the primitive era with the TerrafirmaCraft mod! Find out what path humanity has traveled throughout the entire process of evolution. A well-thought-out line of quests will diversify your game and help you explore the antediluvian life with new interest.

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  • RuneCraft

    RuneCraft

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    RuneCraft is a Minecraft Server meant for everyone! Take a look at the Discord, chat with others and have the time of your life!

    We offer the gamemodes below: • ║Parkour • ║Kitpvp • ║Manhunt • ║Unknown for now, but that will come soon!

    We also offer this below: • ║A good designed webstore with ranks and a lot of other stuff! • ║Our team is not complete yet! So create a ticket and who knows, you might be one of our staff team! • ║Friendly members and staff team!

    play.runecraft.eu

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  • Rusty Boys

    Rusty Boys

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    minecraft.Rusty-Boys.com

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