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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 7281 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 15 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is that there are no rules. Want to build a giant penis statue? Go for it. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why the hell not? Our server is a lawless wasteland of creativity and chaos, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. The winner gets a diamond sword and the loser gets thrown into a pit of lava. It’s a win-win situation!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and ridiculous as you are, then come join us. Just remember, I fucking told you so.