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LaughCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6642
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Potions Brewed:	133
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of craziness and fun! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and lava-spewing sheep!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Want to hear a dragon tell jokes? Join our server now!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself! Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

CraftyFamLove

acceptance, appreciation, Bonding, Communication, Connection, CraftyFamLove, Empathy, family dynamics, family traditions, Gratitude, growth, love, Maturity, Nostalgia, patience, perspective, Reflection, Respect, Understanding, VALUES

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8417
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2

Are you tired of your family constantly nagging you to do chores and be responsible? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to real-life responsibilities!

On our server, you can build your dream castle without your mom telling you to clean your room. You can mine for diamonds without your dad asking you to take out the trash. And best of all, you can team up with other players to defeat the Ender Dragon without your annoying little sister interrupting you!

So come join us and experience a world where the only family drama you have to deal with is trying to decide who gets the last piece of cake in the virtual cafeteria. Trust me, once you start playing, you’ll be grateful for every annoying thing your family does because it brought you to this amazing Minecraft server!

LebCraft: No Iran Soldiers!

Attacks, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Fight, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, international relations, iran, Iranian government, Israel, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, regional conflict, SECURITY, soldiers, Tensions

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4100
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

so, like, u know how iran is all like, “we ain’t gonna send no soldiers to fight israel”? well, u know where u can send soldiers to fight israel? on our EPIC minecraft server, duh! join us and be part of the most intense battles in lebanon, but, like, in minecraft form! we got crazy weapons, insane builds, and, like, the best community ever. so, like, forget about real life drama and come join the fun on our server. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Blocky Peen Palace

anatomy studies, average penis length, blocky, body image, genitalia, human body, male anatomy, male confidence, male health, male reproductive system, male sexuality, male stereotypes, measurement accuracy, medical misinformation, Medical research, Palace, Peen, physical appearance, reported length, self esteem, sexual performance, size discrepancy, size perception

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5986
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Quantum Time Warp – Minecraft Server

Evidence, Experiment, Minecraft, negative time, Quantum, quantum entanglement, quantum experiment, Quantum Mechanics, quantum physics, quantum theory, research, scientific breakthrough, scientific discovery, Server, spacetime, temporal paradox, theoretical physics, Time, time dilation, time inversion, time manipulation, time reversal, time travel, Warp

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6709
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Crops Grown:	6857	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Mines Excavated:	2853	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where time goes backwards and u can undo all ur mistakes? well, this server is like that but in real life! we got quantum physics experiments happening left and right, finding evidence of negative time and stuff. join us and u can be a time traveler in minecraft, going back to fix all the times u fell in lava or got blown up by a creeper. it’s like living in a sci-fi movie but with blocks and zombies. come join the fun and mess with time on our server, it’s a trip you won’t forget!

DeadPurge: Where even the Creepers can’t resist dancing to the beat of the Bedrock!

add-on, ancient cities, Auto Farms, beat, bedrock, building, Community, CREEPERS, dancing, DeadPurge, Discord, end raiding, ender dragon, Exploration, hard mode, Minecraft, Mining, Nether, Players, Realms, Resist, Server, Torches, Underground, username

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5575
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	21	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival
Mode	Hard
Add-ons	Reallight Reimagined for offhand torches
Days Old	500+
Ender Dragon Defeated	1 time
Community Size	Small (looking to expand)

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Can I join the server?

A: Yes, please send your discord username to the server owner.

Q: What can I build on the server?

A: You can build whatever you want, as long as it’s not too close to someone else’s build.

Q: How many players are currently on the server?

A: Usually it’s just the server owner and 1 other person, but they are looking to expand the community.

Blocky Cock Rating Minecraft Server

blocky, body image issues, body positivity, Cock, cock rating, Insecurity, male anatomy, Masculinity, mental health, Minecraft, online forums, peer pressure, penis dysmorphia, Rating, seeking reassurance, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, Server, Size Comparison, social media, societal standards, support groups, Therapy, validation

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5363
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Villages Defended:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the struggles of having a small inventory? Look no further, because on our server, we understand that penis dysmorphia is a real issue that affects many players. Join us for a chance to expand your inventory and show off your massive loot to all your friends. Don’t let your pixelated manhood hold you back any longer – join our server today and let your loot grow to epic proportions!

North Carolina Needs Help Minecraft SMP

aid, Assistance, Carolina, Charity, Community, disaster relief, Donations, emergency response, Help, Hope, Hurricane, Minecraft, natural disaster, north, North Carolina, ReBuilding, Recovery, recovery efforts, resilience, smp, solidarity, Support, United, volunteer

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8226
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Crops Grown:	3512	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Emeralds Found:	4438	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build a house and mine some diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save North Carolina from a zombie apocalypse! That’s right, the fate of the entire state rests on your blocky shoulders. Join us and fight off hordes of undead mobs while also building epic bases and forming alliances with other players. Who knew saving a state could be so much fun? So what are you waiting for? Join now and show those zombies who’s boss!

ExBrokeUp4Stupidity – Minecraft SMP

Breakup, breakup story, Communication, DATING, emotional, ex, ExBrokeUp4Stupidity, funny, HEARTBREAK, INSIGNIFICANT, irrational, love, Minecraft, misunderstanding, partner, Petty, reason, relationship, Ridiculous, silly, smp, stupid, trivial

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8699
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of getting dumped for ridiculous reasons like “you breathe too loudly” or “your pinky toe is too small”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and build a world where your ex’s crazy breakup reasons don’t matter because we’re too busy fighting off zombie pigmen and building giant statues of Nicolas Cage. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, your ex will mysteriously get stuck in a never-ending loop of getting hit by lightning every time they try to log on. So come on, join us and leave your ex in the dust (literally, because we have a lot of dirt blocks).

CraftyTruthsMC

absolute truth, contemplation, CraftyTruthsMC, Curiosity, deep thoughts, Existential, Honesty, inquiry, introspection, Introspective, knowledge, Meaningful, Philosophical, pondering, Profound, question.., Reflection, Self Discovery, Soul searching, truth-seeking, wisdom

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9341
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up!

Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the universe, like why creepers explode or why villagers trade emeralds for useless junk. Our server is like the Oracle of Minecraft, giving you the absolute truth to any question you ask. Want to know why diamonds are so rare? We’ve got the answer. Curious about why pigs can fly in the Nether? We’ve got the scoop.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded and built entire cities out of nothing but dirt blocks. Join us if you want to be part of a community that is as wild and wacky as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown with the absolute truth of Minecraft’s craziest secrets!

CreeperCult: ‘Abandoned by Iran’

Abandoned, abandonment, Conflict, CreeperCult, Crisis, disillusionment, extremism, foreign intervention, hezbollah, Insecurity, iran, Islamic, lebanon, loyalty, MIDDLE EAST, Militia, Politics, resistance, sectarianism, ShiA, Supporters, Terrorism

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3387
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	192

Yo yo yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come join our server where we have Hezbollah supporters running wild! They’re all like, “Everyone has abandoned us and now Iran has, too” but who cares when you’re having a blast in Minecraft, am I right?

Join us for some crazy adventures with our Hezbollah crew, building epic structures and battling it out with other players. Who needs allies when you’ve got a squad like this? Plus, you never know what kind of mischief they’ll get into next!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and chaos on our server. Who knows, you might even become an honorary member of the Hezbollah supporters group! Just watch out for those TNT traps they like to set up… it’s all in good fun, right? 😜🔥🎮