138 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PoopCraft: Where we mine while we poop! Join us for some shitty adventures!

Adventures, bathroom break, break time, childhood favorites, childhood memories, console games, Favorite, first played, Fun, Gaming, Gaming Community, Join, mobile games, multiplayer, Nostalgia, pc games, Poop, PoopCraft, Quick, shitty, Single player, time waster, video games, work, work distractions

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9322
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, ride unicorns into battle, and explore secret dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted cheeseburgers. Our server is so wild, even the creepers have a sense of humor!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen. It’s like a surprise every time you dig!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most absurd, hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Ira’s Plans Always Backfire!

aggression, anger, anger management, Backfire, challenge, Chaos, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, confrontation skills, control, Crafty, creeper, defiance, fear, intimidation, Iras, Plans, power struggle, provocation, self defense, self-control, shouting, threat, violence, Yelling

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4878
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for non-stop action, adventure, and chaos that will leave you saying “I won’t do shit Ira-ACK!”

Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music and will challenge players to a dance-off for epic loot. But beware, if you can’t keep up with his sick moves, you might just get booted off the server!

We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour and will challenge players to insane obstacle courses that will test your skills and your sanity.

And if that’s not enough, our server is also home to the rare and elusive Rainbow Sheep who will grant players wishes in exchange for a dance party in their honor. But be careful what you wish for, as the Rainbow Sheep has a mischievous streak and loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when things get crazy, don’t forget to shout “I won’t do shit Ira-ACK!”

Crafting Chaos: Total War Edition

#Tamurkhan, #TotalWar, Assembly Kit, Chaos, Crafting, creative assembly, Edition, Hotfix, Older Titles, patch notes, Pharaoh.., Roll Charts, Steam, strategy, Tactics, thrones of decay, TOTAL, total war, Total War General, total war pharaoh, Total War: Warhammer II, War, Warhammer, warhammer fantasy

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6583
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our stupid smelly nurgle edition server! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos and mayhem.

Imagine a world where Tamurkhan himself rules over the land, spreading decay and destruction wherever he goes. Will you join his forces or fight against him in an epic battle for supremacy?

With roll charts straight out of a fantasy realm, you never know what kind of crazy adventure awaits you around every corner. Will you roll a 1 and find yourself facing off against a horde of zombies, or will you roll a 6 and discover a hidden treasure trove filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams?

But that’s not all – Total War: Pharaoh is also a part of our server, where you can immerse yourself in the world of ancient Egypt and lead your armies to victory. With the Pharaoh Assembly Kit at your disposal, the possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even encounter a herd of wild llamas riding into battle alongside you. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our server!

Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘I CAN’T EVEN’ Server

#impatience, anger, anticipation, Chaos, Conflict, Crisis, dissatisfaction, Frustration, Global Issues, Government, international relations, leadership, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Politics, power, Server, Tension, Unrest, Urgency, Waiting, world war 3

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4987
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	15

Tired of waiting for WW3 to start in real life? Join our Minecraft server and start your own epic battles! Our server is so intense, even the creepers are armed with nuclear bombs. Join now and show off your PvP skills in a world where the only rule is chaos. Who needs world peace when you can have world war in Minecraft? Join us and let the madness begin!

CheekyCraft: Where even the creepers are more faithful than that!

adultery, BETRAYAL, Cheating, CheekyCraft, consequences, CREEPERS, emotional affair, ethical dilemma, extramarital affair, faithful, forbidden fruit, forbidden love, forbidden romance, Guilt, Infidelity, Love Triangle, Lust, Marriage, moral dilemma, relationships, secrecy, temptation

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	835
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Star Shards Collected:	271
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Votes:	9836
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Pros of joining our server: – You’ll never be bored with our constantly changing world filled with surprises around every corner. – Our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. – The admin team is always coming up with wacky events and challenges to keep things interesting.

Cons of joining our server: – You might find yourself laughing so hard that you fall out of your chair. – You’ll never want to leave once you experience the sheer madness of our server. – You might become addicted to the chaos and never want to play on any other server again.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a crazy love triangle with a married woman…just kidding! (But seriously, anything can happen on our server).

Crafty Creepers: Where even the skeletons won’t respond to your messages

Assertiveness, avoiding conflict, avoiding confrontation, communication boundaries, Crafty, CREEPERS, emotional intelligence, ignoring messages, ignoring negativity, messages, non-confrontational, personal boundaries, refusing to engage, Respond, SELF AWARENESS, Self Respect, self-care, self-control, self-discipline, self-preservation, setting boundaries, silent treatment, Skeletons, unresponsive, Wont, you cannot get me to reply to you

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	775
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and explore secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few surprises). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are planning a rebellion against the players. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer!

BoofCraft: Where the Fun Passes Like the Boof!

Accept, boof, BoofCraft, Boundaries, Choices, Decision making, Drugs, Friend, friendship, Fun, influence, loyalty, Party, PASSES, peer influence, peer pressure, PRESSURE, saying no, Social, substance abuse, temptation, Trust

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4151
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Star Shards Collected:	233
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where you can ride pigs into battle, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco where the zombies have killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows and flying pigs. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a pumpkin on your head.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Doritos vs Pringles: The Battle of Snacktopia Minecraft Server

battle, brand, CHIPS, comparison, Competition, consumerism, convenience, crunchy, DORITOS, expensive, grocery, indulgence, inflation, Junk Food, Marketing, Minecraft, Popular, price increase, PRINGLES, SALTY, Server, SNACKS, Snacktopia, Treat

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2978
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	2518
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Dimension Hops:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	396
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Divine Spears Created:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the economy is so wacky that a bag of Doritos is now more expensive than a can of Pringles! Why settle for boring old snacks when you can join us and experience the madness firsthand?

But that’s not all – on our server, pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs), creepers are actually friendly and give hugs instead of exploding, and diamonds rain from the sky every hour on the hour. It’s like a magical wonderland, but with more blocky graphics.

Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who needs reality when you can have flying pigs and diamond rain? See you in the game!

FloridaWomanCraft – Where adults pretend to be teens and build blocky worlds together!

Adults, blocky, BUILD, FloridaWomanCraft, PRETEND, teens, worlds

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6788
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this Florida woman’s escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to roleplay as a 23-year-old pretending to be a 14-year-old homeschool student – just like Alyssa Zinger! Engage in scandalous activities with multiple middle schoolers from Wilson Middle School, just like in real life!

But that’s not all – we also offer a Nordstrom department store where you can shoplift with your Minecraft buddies and claim to be a different age! And if you’re feeling really adventurous, try working at a Publix grocery store while pretending to be a teenager – the possibilities are endless!

So come on down to our server for a truly unforgettable and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just remember, age is just a number – especially when you’re pretending to be someone you’re not!

CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile for epic adventures!

2024.., 3.24, Adventures, Challenge Rewards, Compiled Links, CraftyExiles, Cross-thread, early access, Epic, Exile, meets, Minecraft, necropolis, patch notes, Path, Path of Exile, PoE, POE 2, Tools, Utilities

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3200
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	22	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure, excitement, and a touch of insanity? Then come join our server, where we have created the ultimate Necropolis experience!

Embark on a journey through the dark and twisted world of Necropolis, where danger lurks around every corner. Fight off hordes of undead mobs, explore ancient ruins, and uncover the secrets of the underworld.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive patch notes that will blow your mind, challenge rewards that will make you question reality, and even early access to PoE 2 in 2024 (because time travel is totally a thing on our server).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.